The Monster Shredder Will Shred Your Dreams

The Monster Shredder Will Shred Your Dreams
The Monster Shredder Will Shred Your Dreams
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That will be immediately before it shreds your legs.

13 Comments:
    13.
    		September 3rd, 2009 at 2:24 pm Titan1203 says:

    SWEET!!!! Now I have something to ruin my sisters stuff with! And there will be NO EVIDENCE WHO DID IT!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    12.
    September 1st, 2009 at 7:48 pm ....... says:

    I disagree whoever below me said somethin about this bein dangerous. (if anyone did) If you fell into any shredder this one would be your best chance of getting back out.

    11.
    		September 1st, 2009 at 6:06 pm thepara says:

    Just... plain... awesome!

    10.
    		September 1st, 2009 at 3:23 pm 1supercosmic says:

    that's who stole my fridge!

    9.
    		August 31st, 2009 at 7:20 pm Jeihot says:

    One cannot help but wonder how would the process of shredding one's mother-in-law would look like.

    8.
    		August 31st, 2009 at 5:52 pm duckwariorrandom says:

    My old English teacher would love that. Almost as much as he loved shredding my English papers... good times.

    7.
    		August 31st, 2009 at 12:46 pm Twixman says:

    I'd go to a pet store, buy/steal all the cats they have, repeat that for every single pet storein the world, then toss in all the cats I've collected. I'm sure that'll make nika happy ^^

    6.
    		August 31st, 2009 at 11:43 am MrMiyagi says:

    We have an "industrial strength" shredder at the office where I work. It does 20 sheets at a time, credit cards and CDs. Seems pretty meek next to this bad boy.

    Oh, and for those who may have been confused by the Wilfred Brimley reference in my previous post here's a link to one of the many commercials he did and does:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKix4FrsRjY

    5.
    		August 31st, 2009 at 10:49 am cowboy_k says:

    I just bought a new confetti-cut shredder this weekend. It does up to 5 sheets of paper at a time. It also shreds credit cards. I was very satisfied with my purchase.

    After viewing this, I am no longer satisfied with my purchase.

    4.
    		August 31st, 2009 at 10:26 am MrMiyagi says:

    The first step, Nika, is admitting you have a problem with shredding.

    Mmmmmmmmm shredolicious.

    I can think of a few people to throw in there starting with Admin's previous post, Wilfred Brimley and his oatmeal commercials.

    Is this the right thing to do Wilfred??? Sorry, clearly I've got rage issues today.

    3.
    		August 31st, 2009 at 10:22 am bastian_1343 says:

    I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have furniture left after a day of controlling that thing.

    2.
    		August 31st, 2009 at 5:28 am nika says:

    If I had an access to that thing I would become a shredoholic.

    1.
    		August 31st, 2009 at 4:45 am bastian_1343 says:

    Damn, engineering, you scary!

    At first I was asking myself, "What would they ever need this for" but then they threw in a couch and it all became clear. I mean, who hasn't had one of those days where they can't stand the sight of their couch and just want to throw it in a huge shredder? I know I have.


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