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The Greatest Hockey Opening Theme
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If my team was scheduled to play the Fairbanks, Alaska UAF Nanooks and I saw this, we would just forfeit right then and there.

15 Littlegrey Comments:

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January 13th, 2010 at 11:55 pm Yes i like waffles! says:

I couldnt help lauhging.

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October 10th, 2009 at 2:24 am Turtleboy412 says:

That was pretty badass. Except for the size distortion. He was larger than planets at the start, and by the time it was over he was able to fit in the stadium.

Badass, nonetheless.

October 8th, 2009 at 8:57 am omg says:

Yes, Danger Zone!!! On behalf of all the generations to come we'd like to thank you for the best 80's song ever...

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October 7th, 2009 at 2:51 pm unclejessie77 says:

this is exhibit A as to why no one should ever take anyone from Alaska seriously.

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October 7th, 2009 at 1:42 am MrMiyagi says:

I've never been so frightened.

Seriously, I can't think of anything scarier....

Ok, well maybe if Palin had won the nomination that might've been scarier. Although she'd have probably shot the polar bear cuz she would've seen it from her back yard.

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October 7th, 2009 at 1:28 am thepara says:

I'm concerned about the amount of gas coming from that bear...

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October 6th, 2009 at 10:42 pm Mouse of Death says:


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October 6th, 2009 at 7:41 pm oreo says:

Enter Sandman at the end made it all the more awesome.

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October 6th, 2009 at 3:33 pm Aaron the Magnificent says:

Excellent opening promo, however, there's one huge flaw: The gravitational point that keeps the Earth revolving around the sun is located between (roughly) the moon and the Earth. The reasons for this fact best lies within the Giant Impact Hypothesis, which is currently the foremost theory behind the Moon's origin.

I bring this up because if that Space Polar Bear did indeed destroy the Moon on it's way to the Carlson Center, the game would have to be cancelled on account of the Earth being plummeted into the depths of space since no longer having the required mass and gravity necessary to remain in the orbital location our little world occupies.

October 6th, 2009 at 3:21 pm sparks says:

I liked the part where everything exploded because of a flying, space polar bear.

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October 6th, 2009 at 2:50 pm KingZ3R0 says:

Coming from a country that eats, sleeps, an breathes this sport, all I can say is...

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October 6th, 2009 at 12:34 pm morhkt says:

Epic Win!

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October 6th, 2009 at 12:31 pm nika says:

I was prepared to see anything, but I didn't prepare my hearing apparatus for Danger Zone.

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October 6th, 2009 at 12:23 pm Dominic says:

Coming from a country that doesn't play this sport, all I can say is...


October 6th, 2009 at 12:00 pm cynnicysm says:

holy crap that bear just destroyed the MOON!

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