The Greatest Hockey Opening Theme

The Greatest Hockey Opening Theme
The Greatest Hockey Opening Theme
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If my team was scheduled to play the Fairbanks, Alaska UAF Nanooks and I saw this, we would just forfeit right then and there.

14 Comments:
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    		October 9th, 2009 at 9:24 pm Turtleboy412 says:

    That was pretty badass. Except for the size distortion. He was larger than planets at the start, and by the time it was over he was able to fit in the stadium.

    Badass, nonetheless.

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    October 8th, 2009 at 3:57 am omg says:

    Yes, Danger Zone!!! On behalf of all the generations to come we'd like to thank you for the best 80's song ever...

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    		October 7th, 2009 at 9:51 am unclejessie77 says:

    this is exhibit A as to why no one should ever take anyone from Alaska seriously.

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    		October 6th, 2009 at 8:42 pm MrMiyagi says:

    I've never been so frightened.

    Seriously, I can't think of anything scarier....

    Ok, well maybe if Palin had won the nomination that might've been scarier. Although she'd have probably shot the polar bear cuz she would've seen it from her back yard.

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    		October 6th, 2009 at 8:28 pm thepara says:

    I'm concerned about the amount of gas coming from that bear...

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    		October 6th, 2009 at 5:42 pm Mouse of Death says:

    WOOOOOOO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPER GIANT POLAR BEARS FROM SPACE!!!!!!!!!

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    		October 6th, 2009 at 2:41 pm oreo says:

    Enter Sandman at the end made it all the more awesome.

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    		October 6th, 2009 at 10:33 am Aaron the Magnificent says:

    Excellent opening promo, however, there's one huge flaw: The gravitational point that keeps the Earth revolving around the sun is located between (roughly) the moon and the Earth. The reasons for this fact best lies within the Giant Impact Hypothesis, which is currently the foremost theory behind the Moon's origin.

    I bring this up because if that Space Polar Bear did indeed destroy the Moon on it's way to the Carlson Center, the game would have to be cancelled on account of the Earth being plummeted into the depths of space since no longer having the required mass and gravity necessary to remain in the orbital location our little world occupies.

    6.
    October 6th, 2009 at 10:21 am sparks says:

    I liked the part where everything exploded because of a flying, space polar bear.

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    		October 6th, 2009 at 9:50 am KingZ3R0 says:

    Coming from a country that eats, sleeps, an breathes this sport, all I can say is...
    HELL YEAH!

    4.
    		October 6th, 2009 at 7:34 am morhkt says:

    Epic Win!

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    		October 6th, 2009 at 7:31 am nika says:

    I was prepared to see anything, but I didn't prepare my hearing apparatus for Danger Zone.

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    		October 6th, 2009 at 7:23 am Dominic says:

    Coming from a country that doesn't play this sport, all I can say is...

    wat

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    October 6th, 2009 at 7:00 am cynnicysm says:

    holy crap that bear just destroyed the MOON!


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