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The Great Sperm Race
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So, the game is good and all but… what exactly am I looking at here? Are those little guys the storks? I fully understand the process of human procreation – it starts with kissing and ends with a room full of babies, but I’m a little hazy on the in between details.

36 Littlegrey Comments:

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November 12th, 2010 at 7:04 pm rdturtle says:

Screw you "literally." :)

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August 1st, 2010 at 12:54 pm The random1 says:

fun :)
i think the schools should make kids play this game for sex ed

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November 15th, 2009 at 5:42 pm samm says:

What an experience...

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November 5th, 2009 at 3:21 pm darion & erika says:

we made a baby girl!!! (: hahahah

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September 10th, 2009 at 7:41 pm devils_advocate says:

XD I nailed the sun!!!! WOOT!

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July 31st, 2009 at 12:04 am CouchDestroyer says:

I did somthing to the sun and i am ashamed of it i violated the sun is there a worse fate for a sun... i think not

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July 26th, 2009 at 4:48 am Game Overlord says:

I use a condom so this doesn't happen.

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July 7th, 2009 at 12:39 am RessaLynn says:

lmao, if i was ever a spermman, i'd be terminated.

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June 23rd, 2009 at 1:54 pm hodge podge says:

Ill never be a father.... ;-;

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June 20th, 2009 at 4:16 pm Charles iz kool says:

ROFLMAOLOL XD XD XD XD XD WTF?! who the hell came up with this game?!

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June 14th, 2009 at 12:54 am Braxton says:

WIERD The BABY has a big head

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June 6th, 2009 at 10:30 pm Peachy513 says:

I personally hope the sperm doesn't make it. Otherwise this kid isn;t going to beable to walk right

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May 25th, 2009 at 8:30 am Vogel says:

Ah, how well I remember the last time I had to do this..

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May 8th, 2009 at 7:07 pm Spazz_tastic says:

Wow!....i died...thats sooo weird.....weird game....

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April 20th, 2009 at 11:10 pm slerbo says:

WTF was that not a smart pick admin

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April 4th, 2009 at 11:01 pm The Used Nirvana says:

Well now when a little kid asks you where babies come from, just show them this game.

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April 1st, 2009 at 6:33 pm felis20 says:

Nice pick admin.

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March 31st, 2009 at 3:04 pm theultimatefish says:

Haha, I love this game.

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March 29th, 2009 at 2:48 pm ipsofonic says:

It's ok admin, you'll understand when your older.

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March 27th, 2009 at 11:19 pm A Guy says:

lol, never guessed somebody would make edumacation funny...

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March 27th, 2009 at 12:40 am The Used Nirvana says:

Yeah!
I made it through the In Utero part!

Turns out you have to match the chromosomes to the sign....

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March 26th, 2009 at 4:54 pm Faysaurus says:

My boyf showed me this game, god it's funny! Didn't know what the whit blobby things where at first, bit worrying that i don't know my body as well as i thought!

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March 26th, 2009 at 2:19 am AbsintheAndCarnations says:

CORRECTION: Channel 4, not BBC 4. Sorry to you English dudes.

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March 25th, 2009 at 10:46 pm AbsintheAndCarnations says:

Oh, BBC4.
And real vaginas have waaay more acid than that. Clearly.

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March 25th, 2009 at 10:44 pm Gar Bear says:

Who knew the vagina could be so . . . dangerous?

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March 25th, 2009 at 8:21 pm KingZ3R0 says:

If you're ever feeling down about yourself, like you can't do anything right... just remember... you were once the fastest, strongest, most victorious sperm out of millions!

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March 25th, 2009 at 6:33 pm Turtleboy412 says:

Funniest game I have ever played. XD

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March 25th, 2009 at 6:31 pm Figrut says:

*Budduhmp tish* Sambo, *Budduhmp tish*

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March 25th, 2009 at 5:44 pm cowman1812 says:

haha...it was surprisingly hard...and i find it racist that all the white cells only go after the black sperm and no other colour :|

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March 25th, 2009 at 3:52 pm Hoff says:

I lost interest and fell asleep as soon as this game started.

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March 25th, 2009 at 3:48 pm strawberry says:

I question the medical accuracy of this game... Also, I usually try to AVOID the goal of this game, but I guess it's what makes the little spermies existence meaningful.

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March 25th, 2009 at 1:09 pm SAMBO says:

takes about 90 seconds for the whole thing...

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March 25th, 2009 at 11:19 am pulseHEAD says:
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March 25th, 2009 at 10:26 am nika says:

Fun little game, I just hope no one takes the educational function of it too serious or there's gonna be trouble. ;)

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March 25th, 2009 at 10:06 am Turion says:

Haha, I kill at this game, therefore I must be rather verile! Lol!!
Pretty random and very short, but a bit of fun all the same! =D

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March 25th, 2009 at 10:00 am Crazy_ninja says:

dominated this game! im a true sperm king!!!!

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