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The 8 Worst Transformer Disguises
categories: Funny, Geeky

1. Everyone knows that Omega Supreme is awesome, and yes, he should have been in every episode.
2. Everyone knows that the Autobots lived in Metroplex. Robots need cities too.
3. Everyone knows the Dinobots came from the dinosaur times, and there’s nothing strange about that.

10 Littlegrey Comments:

June 29th, 2009 at 11:46 pm Mick says:

Now where would they hide...

1. Cosmos the UFO

I'd say he'd be best disguised around rural America. He'd beam up drunken rednecks and stick probes in their orifices. And occassionally disembowel a few cows. If he does that around those parts he'd be very inconspicous.

2. Nightscream the bat-thingy.

He can hide in plain sight. If people ask he can blame pollution or global warming. And then people'd just go 'Aaaaah, that explains the giant mutant bat.'

3. Metroplex the city.

He can hide in Japan. Or even anywhere in east asia. Like anyone'd notice odd techy building there.

4. Omega Supreme the rocket base.

See Metroplex. In Japan no one would bat an eyelid and a rocket train tank thingy. They'd just think it was trendy, not something odd, just trendy.

5. Rippersnapper the Landshark

See Nightscream, he'd just say its the result of ocean pollution. And people'd be like 'Well that makes sense, where else would you get a metal shark on legs from?'

6. Nosecone the Auger

Uh... he's an auger. He'd hide near a mine.

7. Swoop the Pterodactyl

He'd hide at a creationist museum. Where they'd say he ate grass in the garden of eden, and was Adam's pet. At closing time Swoop would laugh his metal ass off at the idiocy he hears when disguised.

8 Sky Lynx the Spaceshuttle

He's a spaceshuttle, what's wrong with that as a disguise? Spaceshuttles may not be common, but I don't expect them to transform into dragon thingies when I see one, so that'd still surprise me.

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June 28th, 2009 at 1:59 am SquirrelBoy says:

HAHA thats really freaken funny. I love how they point out the things people really never think about.

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June 27th, 2009 at 3:49 am Nebonit says:

What where the developers thinking when they made that. What were they on?

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June 27th, 2009 at 12:54 am audioxience says:

He looks like a Space Shuttle that got pissed on absinthe and stumbled into a Mythical Greek orgy, on top of a nuclear reactor. His only possible camouflage option is passersby refusing to believe what they just saw.


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June 26th, 2009 at 7:28 pm wyse says:

I was going to marry Metroplex.

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June 26th, 2009 at 7:04 pm oreo says:

Robots need cities, too. Even if it's also a giant robot.

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June 26th, 2009 at 4:11 pm Turtleboy412 says:

I read this on cracked yesterday. I think the city robot should have been #1.

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June 26th, 2009 at 12:28 pm Tetsudai says:

What's strange is why highly advanced robotos would disguise themselves as a type of creature so awful at life they all just up and died at once. Grimlock wasn't the brightest bulb in the tree, was he?

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June 26th, 2009 at 11:01 am oreo says:

Link works.

Waht's strange about the Dinobots is that they would look retarded if they went back to Cybertron.

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June 26th, 2009 at 10:35 am Jeihot says:

Is it me or the link is broken?

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