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Star Wars: As Explained by a Functional Retard

Hans and the Jedi save the planets from the evil Counsellor.

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May 1st, 2009 at 11:23 pm mr.awsome says:


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February 26th, 2009 at 4:15 am the pwnee says:

Lol, Hans. Pretty funny video.

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January 27th, 2009 at 11:26 am Jonathan M says:


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January 27th, 2009 at 2:56 am The Used Nirvana says:


January 26th, 2009 at 5:51 pm PeaceFrog says:

She honestly did not remember "I am your father..."
How is that possible?

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January 26th, 2009 at 1:38 pm miKel says:

At least she wasn't asked to explain the New Trilogy...

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January 25th, 2009 at 8:53 pm Jonathan M says:

What new trilogy?

January 25th, 2009 at 7:06 pm M says:

Well... even if it had went that way, it'd still been better the the new trilogy.

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January 25th, 2009 at 3:01 am Jonathan M says:

Eer, I meant 3-6 is good.

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January 25th, 2009 at 2:59 am Rebel975 says:

Hayden Christensen sucks...

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January 25th, 2009 at 2:57 am Jonathan M says:

Rebel, 1 and 2 are BlUUURRRGH, 4-6 are fine.

Well then again, I haven't seen 2 in awhile..

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January 25th, 2009 at 2:31 am Rebel975 says:

The original trilogy is 3 of the best movies ever made. The "new" 3 shouldn't be called Star Wars movies. Bad acting, bad plot holes.

January 25th, 2009 at 2:06 am May or may not be Turtleboy412 says:

Poor Chewie. XD

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January 24th, 2009 at 3:54 pm Jonathan M says:

Sam Dude, Starwars isn't that great, well, I remember seeing like the first one on T.V again (well technacly the fourth movie they made) and it wasn't that good at all.

The third one is cool though.
P.S The force is adrenalin, however you spell that.

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January 24th, 2009 at 2:07 pm Sam Dude says:

I've never seen Stars Wars, but I know more than she does. xD

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January 24th, 2009 at 12:44 am A Guy says:

thats um, no, its kinda funny, or something?

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January 23rd, 2009 at 9:58 pm felis20 says:

That.. Was okay. Li'l bit funny, but personally I find this person's lack of Star Wars knowledge deplorable. No, I'm not a big Star Wars fan or anything (as my profile says, I'm more of a Mark Twain, Robert L. Stevenson kinda guy), but Hans? honestly?? Even though it had its moments, I have to give this one a thumbs down. A little creative, I'll admit, but I've seen so much better on Dig.

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January 23rd, 2009 at 9:46 pm nika says:

It scares me you would even try to imagine what I look like, but I'll help you anyways: I look *exactly* like her except I have socially acceptable eyebrows and not so socially acceptable braces.

January 23rd, 2009 at 9:18 pm Twixman says:

0.0 when I imagined what Nika would look like THAT EXACT image popped up in my head, now a few days later I see that image on this vid....

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January 23rd, 2009 at 9:09 pm cerealmonsta says:

Haha..she thought Darth Vader was my grandfather under the mask.

January 23rd, 2009 at 8:36 pm Mart says:

Man, I'd love to have a crazy, retarded and misinformed girlfriend like that lolll. Life would be less ordinary lol.

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January 23rd, 2009 at 8:00 pm nika says:

The best part is 'keep the faith', but that's just me I guess.

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January 23rd, 2009 at 7:12 pm assault_4150 says:

best part was the force equation.

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January 23rd, 2009 at 7:03 pm Hoff says:

haha that was great, or something.

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January 23rd, 2009 at 5:28 pm nharris says:

haha worth watching. oh btw F=M*A is the general equation for force; Force = Mass * Acceleration

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January 23rd, 2009 at 5:03 pm bastian_1343 says:

A slight giggle all the way through. It wasn't a breath-stealing laugh, but it was good fun. A little too much emphasis on the "Hans?"-pun but funny enough.

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January 23rd, 2009 at 2:44 pm Wheelnut says:

F = m * a, that's the formula to calculate aquired braking force, right?

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January 23rd, 2009 at 12:04 pm jwolf says:

Haha... at 2min or so, "the force F=ma" you gotta love Newtonian mechanics!

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