Okay okay, but can he balance on his… forget it, he probably can.
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@DMoogle thank you for completely misunderstanding my sarcastic comment/berating of american style cubicle working vs the awesomeness of being able to do near superhuman feats. But it's ok, I know sarcasm can be hard to understand over the computer, so i forgive you.
I would hardly call the meditations and demonstrations of the Shaolin Monks lame. They aren't performers performing in Cirque du Soleil or a chinese street show. They are spiritual people who are demonstrating their beliefs with displays of their faith and meditation. Just like the Jehovah's Witnesses who go out and preach to unsuspecting early-risers, these monks are just showing their love for their religion.
Unlike Jehovah's Witnesses, the Shaolin Monks could snap you in half and balance on your face. With two fingers. But they won't because they are pacifists.
But they -could-.
AWWW i dont have the thing to balence on i have something but you cant balance on it lol me and my drty ol' mind lol :P
I can balance on 10 fingers, 2 handpalms, 10 toes and 2 heels all at the same time.
did I win :D?
Ahh... Now I regret stopping ballet.
I used to be able to balance on the first two toes of either foot and twist my body in the awesomest ways...
But that is orders of magnitude more awesome than anything I could ever dream of accomplishing. Chinese people are awesome.
Who would even think to do that in the first place?
My blurted comment as I watched this was 'that's freakin insane.' Wow, I can't even balance my chequebook!
Hey! I can balance on something too! There called 'feet' whatever they are.
@RMabee look at most of the internet users
Yeah but can they work for 10 hours a day doing mindless tasks and then pretend that it doesn't bother them that their lives are so lame?
I can balance on my long, fat........ wii pad!!
Guy at the end was using 4 fingers. What a disgrace.
But was it worth it?
I can balance on something else, but not my index fingers.....
Maybe if I made the right life choices I would be able to balance on my index fingers now.
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