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Shaolin Monk Balances on Two Fingers
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Okay okay, but can he balance on his… forget it, he probably can.

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May 6th, 2010 at 11:34 pm RMabee says:

@DMoogle thank you for completely misunderstanding my sarcastic comment/berating of american style cubicle working vs the awesomeness of being able to do near superhuman feats. But it's ok, I know sarcasm can be hard to understand over the computer, so i forgive you.

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December 8th, 2009 at 3:52 pm DMoogle says:

@RMabee:
I would hardly call the meditations and demonstrations of the Shaolin Monks lame. They aren't performers performing in Cirque du Soleil or a chinese street show. They are spiritual people who are demonstrating their beliefs with displays of their faith and meditation. Just like the Jehovah's Witnesses who go out and preach to unsuspecting early-risers, these monks are just showing their love for their religion.

Unlike Jehovah's Witnesses, the Shaolin Monks could snap you in half and balance on your face. With two fingers. But they won't because they are pacifists.

But they -could-.

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December 5th, 2009 at 4:06 pm Its Me Betch says:

AWWW i dont have the thing to balence on i have something but you cant balance on it lol me and my drty ol' mind lol :P

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December 2nd, 2009 at 8:11 pm Twixman says:

I can balance on 10 fingers, 2 handpalms, 10 toes and 2 heels all at the same time.

did I win :D?

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November 28th, 2009 at 10:38 pm felis20 says:

Ahh... Now I regret stopping ballet.

I used to be able to balance on the first two toes of either foot and twist my body in the awesomest ways...

But that is orders of magnitude more awesome than anything I could ever dream of accomplishing. Chinese people are awesome.

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November 28th, 2009 at 7:45 pm Kabistal says:

Who would even think to do that in the first place?

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November 28th, 2009 at 2:33 am thepara says:

My blurted comment as I watched this was 'that's freakin insane.' Wow, I can't even balance my chequebook!

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November 28th, 2009 at 2:10 am ??????????? says:

Hey! I can balance on something too! There called 'feet' whatever they are.

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November 27th, 2009 at 10:56 pm 1supercosmic says:

@RMabee look at most of the internet users

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November 27th, 2009 at 10:16 pm RMabee says:

Yeah but can they work for 10 hours a day doing mindless tasks and then pretend that it doesn't bother them that their lives are so lame?

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November 27th, 2009 at 9:26 pm mungo says:

I can balance on my long, fat........ wii pad!!

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November 27th, 2009 at 9:11 pm chewbaka says:

Guy at the end was using 4 fingers. What a disgrace.

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November 27th, 2009 at 3:10 pm 10electro01 says:

But was it worth it?

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November 27th, 2009 at 1:39 pm jwolf says:

I can balance on something else, but not my index fingers.....
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November 27th, 2009 at 1:09 pm nika says:

Maybe if I made the right life choices I would be able to balance on my index fingers now.

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November 27th, 2009 at 11:32 am zombie from hell says:

The Dig Your Own Grave user rise at 4am every day and spend six hours playing games..

..and six hours commenting on the Littlegrey Network Forums.

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