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Ted Kefalinos, the most innocent and adorable racist in the world, just can’t understand what all the fuss is about concerning his Drunken Negro Face cookies.

55 Littlegrey Comments:

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February 8th, 2009 at 2:52 am The Used Nirvana says:

Why all this fighting over a cookie?

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February 4th, 2009 at 1:47 am I_AM_DRAGON_MASTER says:

From the perspective of a young black man.

To start, I personally think its hilarious. I'm not offended by the word Negro. This was a stupid thing for a news program to waste time on. Now, I think that this was very racist, but people who were offended shouldn't let it bother them. These kind of things happen. The best thing you can do is shrug it off.

And cereal, to avoid conflict, I suggest that you say you hate the stereotypical black person. Ghetto just seems to general, as if your talking about anyone who lives in a bad neighborhood.

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February 2nd, 2009 at 10:01 pm Jonathan M says:

Negro is about as offensive as Caucasion. I think they all got pissed is because he said drunken, though, I'm not sure. People are idiots, especially people who don't use this site.

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February 2nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm looc_games says:

"Neger"? we always use the word "zwartje"

February 2nd, 2009 at 6:58 pm Mick says:

From a Dutch perspective, its kind of odd to me that the word 'Negro' became offensive in english. I mean, I'm not arguing that it did. I just don't know why it happened. The equivalent Dutch word 'Neger' is NOT offensive. At least not last time I checked. (Although to be bluntly honest, in English the oh-so-dreaded 'N-word' I think lost a lot of its supposed punch by the fact that it seems to be used every other sentence by urban black people in the US. I mean really its kind of a joke now, isn't it? Like... on the Boondocks show, or on sitcoms where you have a white guy with a black friend, who asks if its okay if he says the 'N-word'.)

Anyway when speaking English I always just use 'Black' though. I don't like the word African-American personally. Its to much of a mouth full, and it only refers to Americans. I personally don't f'in GET political correctness. But I don't think that makes me a racist. I'm pretty sure I'd have to hate someone for that and begrudge them their equality. And I don't. In fact I'm all for more equality between people!

As for the cookies, I'd say the guy IS probably trying to be annoying though. But it might also just be a publicity stunt.

February 1st, 2009 at 8:09 pm buddy says:

Nowwer we only enslaved 500,000 whitch is alot but compared to Brazils 4,000,000 its not that much. And i agree with Cerealmonsta I hate all getto people reguaredless of race.

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February 1st, 2009 at 1:48 am cerealmonsta says:

Its not like black people have a right to call white people cracker. The feeling should be mutual, should it not?

I think you misunderstood me andy.
I like the working black man. I like any working person. Im fine with the "Ghetto" black man too as long as they stop killing and robbing people. I don't know about you guys, but im tired of being called racist for thinking this, and then turning on the 5:00 news and watching yet another murder with the suspect being a "21 year old black male." Im not saying only black people murder, but you gotta admit the majority is that.

Anyway...this video still makes me laugh everytime i watch it.

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January 31st, 2009 at 10:18 pm Andylink says:

And king how does cracker make you feel?
Do you feel inferior?
Because that's what the n word does to black people.
You can't take a word that used to separate people in general into two classes and a word that was used to fight racism (fire with fire Malcom X style) and say they are equal.
One has the backing of a hundred years and the other can just be brushed off as if you were called a "poopie head".

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January 31st, 2009 at 10:15 pm Andylink says:

Cereal your comment right there is the only thing I found racist.
And yes I hate the ghetto kids (white or black).
Yes I am mixed so I can say both of those.
This shouldn't be on the news... that's the reason we have lawsuits.
This just makes the racism stronger because you increased its target.

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January 31st, 2009 at 9:17 pm cerealmonsta says:

actually im not racist. I hate the "Ghetto" black man. But i love the "Obama" version of a black man.

So i guess i hate the way some/most of them present themselves in society.

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January 31st, 2009 at 5:13 pm oreo says:

Who cares what they're called? So long as they're tasty, they're fine. People are too sensitive these days.

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January 31st, 2009 at 12:13 am Markymark says:

nobody care too much when you call african american people black either... its the other ones people have problems with... (yea im politically correct[sometimes{ :) }])

January 30th, 2009 at 11:14 pm Nowwer says:

Hey Buddy, that's because we deserve it. We enslaved so many africans in the past, and also commited genoside when we all but killed off the indians. Yeah, we made an oopsie, so of course no one cares when people are called white.

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January 29th, 2009 at 7:43 pm Jonathan M says:

That's what a racist would say, buddy.

January 29th, 2009 at 7:08 pm buddy says:

Why is it so bad when white people are racist but when someone thats not white is racist nobody cares? It aint right!

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January 29th, 2009 at 5:19 pm nika says:

You mean the captcha letters..? They're hard to decipher on purpose, so you're forced to use that amazing account we both know you have. ;)

January 29th, 2009 at 5:09 pm twixman says:

we had those things here (in the netherlands) too, those "nigger kisses" things but here someone started about the name being racist and now the things are renamed, they are now called "kisses"

oh and admin, please fix the random letter system cause right now it's real hard to define X or x, Z or z etc.

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January 29th, 2009 at 4:40 pm Teflon Monkey says:

In fairness, they're cookies, they're drunken-looking faces and they're fairly dark brown.. the bloke's a moron, and blatantly actually is racist, but he's just saying what he sees.

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January 29th, 2009 at 1:57 pm KingZ3R0 says:

Okay yeah that's definitely really racist, and the guys a tool... but why is it that you only hear about white people being racist against other races? When I was in high school the black kids were the most racist people I have ever seen. They use the word cracker whenever they like, and get away with it. Cracker is the black way of being racist to white people, but because there's no history behind it like the "N" word, they get away with it, even though everybody knows what it means! So seriously, if these people don't like the guys cookies, or his racism, then DON'T GO INTO HIS EFFING SHOP! Useless idiots. Wow I really got off track with that whole comment, but whatever. :)

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January 29th, 2009 at 2:35 am The Used Nirvana says:

I want one. They look as if they\'re packed with chocolate and bread

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January 29th, 2009 at 2:13 am Jonathan M says:

What's there to discuss? You obviously just want attention.

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January 29th, 2009 at 1:46 am cerealmonsta says:

i hate black people.


January 28th, 2009 at 8:03 pm Funny says:

Personally i live in germany, and we got some sort of pastry here called "nigger kisses" (exact translation) and no one gives a flying pfluck about it. I pity all who watch this news station and i wish them sterility and short lives. unless they are black, asian or jews, cuz that's racist.

January 28th, 2009 at 6:12 pm CX says:

I think he's just one in a long line of awesome IRL trolls.

January 28th, 2009 at 4:56 pm Brownies, not Whiteies. says:

i am so shocked, just like those 2 annoying ladies.
I think i found the reason for the name.
Cookies: cuz they're damn cookies
Negro: If theres chocolate in em they ain't white, and he's got a bad sense of humor, so what it seems to be trendy to be unfunny these days anyway.
Drunken: cuz he sucks to bad to make them look good, and after ****ing up several times he noticed they look like his mother when she was drunk, except they are brown, and she is probably bone white in her grave.
Making a big deal out of this is pathetic and it's a waste of time. News networks either don't have enough to do, or they are just stupid and aren't covering important stuff.

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January 28th, 2009 at 2:09 am RMabee says:

Honestly who are those people they asked for their "opinions?" anyone else notice they were mostly white? Is racism finally slowing down so much that we have to focus on cookies to find it?

Honestly if they were just named face cookies no one would care and it would be the end of it... Stop buying into what other people are feeding you... This is a ******* weak story for a news reporter/station...

Oh no racist cookie man! He belongs in our 'Hall of Shame' [that no one even gives a **** about]...

Fox news what a joke... Some 'news' station...

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January 28th, 2009 at 12:24 am Jonathan M says:

No. It doesn't. That clip was hiiiilarious. :)

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January 28th, 2009 at 12:16 am me_goldfish says:

Dose it make me a bad person if I laughed throughout that clip?

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January 28th, 2009 at 12:11 am Jonathan M says:

No. Futurama proved that in the future French is a dead language.

January 28th, 2009 at 12:04 am buddy says:

Would it count as racism to hate all freanchies? And their country and everyone that likes them in any way or eats snails or wants to speak that discusting frog lanuage? And im a white guy.

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January 27th, 2009 at 11:40 pm warhound says:

Wow this is just like that golliwog or golli incedint in england

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January 27th, 2009 at 11:17 pm Jonathan M says:

jweiss09, That is the million *bleep*ing dollar question. And it is the truth in 80% of the cases.

*note: I made up the statistic, screw you.

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January 27th, 2009 at 11:02 pm felis20 says:

sox, stop being a little troll, because:
1) It's annoying
2) it's unpatriotic (he's president now, deal with it. Cry about it to the vioces in your head)
3) it is NOT TRUE and
4) This is not about Obama, it's about some white-trash ass hole who sees nothing wrong with his blatant racism, and then has the audacity to lie about it.

F.Y.I: I'm white, and I find this (and all racism/sexism) horribly offensive. To be fair though, the media doesn't focus on the racist black/asian/latino people out there.

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January 27th, 2009 at 10:22 pm ngihtmare2 says:

dude i live right around the corner from this guy, i ate one of these cookies and they're way too fudgy -.-

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January 27th, 2009 at 10:17 pm ^newguy^ says:

So you cant make brown cookies and call them negro faces without a bunch of politically correct white ******* bringing reporters to your shop, but you can make white things you put in soup and call them crackers and its alright?

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January 27th, 2009 at 10:05 pm jweiss09 says:

why is it the white people seem moe offended then the black people? I mean i akes them 3 minutes just to ask a black person what he thinks and he really doesn't seem to care? If the people you are making fun of arn't that offended why should anyone else be?

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January 27th, 2009 at 7:52 pm TopMonkey says:

You know nika, as much as we disagree on things, I think we agree more often.

Maybe it's about time we had some drunken Negro face cookies and some sleeping Mexican donuts, and some highly productive and mathematically superior Asian cupcakes.

I don't mind when people call me a Negro. Which doesn't happen very often because I'm white, but still...I don't mind.

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January 27th, 2009 at 7:02 pm bastian_1343 says:

Is it a coincidence that "sox" rhymes with Bill O'Reilly? ...or well, FOX in general.

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January 27th, 2009 at 6:50 pm Sparks says:

wasn't that 40 years ago sox?? At any rate if the other option was Palin I would defiantly vote her down.

Now back to racism...(good transition)
Yeah those are pretty racist. Couldn't they just stick to "penis" and "Women's Torso" style cookies like that place I went to in San Fran?

January 27th, 2009 at 6:07 pm sox says:

Obama is a F#@% stick any way why did any one vote for him anyway. He's friends with bill airs
who is a terrorist who blew up an american building and got away with it based on a technicality.

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January 27th, 2009 at 4:56 pm cerealmonsta says:

I would buy one. They looked pretty good to me.

January 27th, 2009 at 4:51 pm PeaceFrog says:

Well, it's definitely offensive to call them Obama faces when they look fugly.

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January 27th, 2009 at 4:48 pm -_-Kurt-_- says:

Its not like you can call them drunken Asian cookies....

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January 27th, 2009 at 4:18 pm jwolf says:

I thought they already had those? Don't they call them chocolate long johns?

Oh well.

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January 27th, 2009 at 4:09 pm chewbaka says:

They should of asked more white people.

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January 27th, 2009 at 2:35 pm Jonathan M says:


That shame scared me. So annoyin'.

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January 27th, 2009 at 2:17 pm looc_games says:

Well I think the Drunken N Faces look pretty appetizing..then again..If I eat them..who's going to shine my boots? (just kidding in the spirit of all this)

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January 27th, 2009 at 2:08 pm Pirotechnix says:

Am I the only one who doesn't find any of his 'creations' to look particularly appetizing, any additional meaning behind them aside? The "dead geese" bread looked like something I'd definitely pass on.

That being said, the guy looks like a chubbier version of Adam Sandler.

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January 27th, 2009 at 1:44 pm looc_games says:

this gives me an idea..I'm going to bake a bread in the shape of my feelings..and it's gonna be with all kinds of little coloured elephants and a whole lot of hearts and glitters on it...anyway

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January 27th, 2009 at 12:55 pm nika says:

In London I had gingerbread men cookies that you dunk in whiskey, and they had 'Mick' spelled on them with chocolate.
There were no cameras busting into shop.

I really don't understand the fuss: if this guy is a racist he's not gonna stop being one after this- he'll lose some politically correct customers but I'm sure he'll make it up with catering white supremacy congresses.

Also, both women in the clip annoy me immensely.

January 27th, 2009 at 12:48 pm cynnicysm says:

if he wanted to make a drunk white face, it whould have to be a gingerbread man in a sleevless shirt and a pot belly punching his wife in teh face. with a PBR in one hand. but yeah, racism is pretty awful.

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January 27th, 2009 at 12:46 pm bastian_1343 says:

The shame wouldn't be there because thee wouldn't be a drunk white face. Caucasian people are the majority of western citizens and so it would just be called a drunk face.

What is shameful is that this guy is promoting the same caricatures as was common in the 19th century. Being a racist is pathetic be it through cookies, drawings or words.

January 27th, 2009 at 12:22 pm Twixman says:

where is this fuss when a baker decides to make drunk white faces?

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January 27th, 2009 at 12:09 pm looc_games says:

it's just a cookie you know..what's all the fuss about?

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January 27th, 2009 at 11:22 am Rebel975 says:

It's not like racism is illegal, but really, why deny everything? If you have the balls to call it a Drunken Negro Face Cookie, then have the balls to follow up on it when someone asks about it.

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