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I’ve always felt there’s no better way to start off the weekend than by getting beaten in a game involving a paddle. And in other news, I think I just got fired. No, wait – I’m the only one that works here. We’re all good.

DigYourOwnGrave High Scores:
Gold Medal 1. st3v3n80 1,816
Silver Medal 2. markojustas 1,086
Bronze Medal 3. Rawkgodpegasus 1,056
4. Faka 944
5. cowboy_k 874
6. patogracho 872
7. AllCapone 797 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
8. abnor 797
9. Spatula 794
10. zombie from hell 742
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45 Littlegrey Comments:

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May 3rd, 2009 at 12:11 pm sir colton says:

Good for you?

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May 2nd, 2009 at 11:53 pm Rawkgodpegasus says:

I got silver

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April 30th, 2009 at 1:17 am cermak21 says:

Im the best at pwong

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April 14th, 2009 at 9:25 pm abnor says:

Does this mean I'll be better at regular pong? :P

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April 14th, 2009 at 9:15 pm says:

The song is a remix of the "Popcorn".

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April 4th, 2009 at 5:53 pm chad209 says:

yay pro++ on easy, im a really bad player lol

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April 4th, 2009 at 7:01 am Azeraphale says:

Dear god...That song is wicked...What's the name of that track, anyone know?

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April 1st, 2009 at 2:41 pm Kakashi9977 says:

This game is so ******* addicting!

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March 27th, 2009 at 12:10 pm Timistehmasta! says:

Besides the highscore was through an in game submitting, not a rankasaur screenshot, I don't even know how I would cheat my way to that score.

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March 27th, 2009 at 12:08 pm Timistehmasta! says:

I'm telling ya man it was not cheating it was a laggy internet, if my high score is removed because of it so be it. I am no cheater though.

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March 27th, 2009 at 5:48 am Faka says:

C-mon Timi there is not enough time in that game to Score over 2000...that meens YOU did'nt miss 1 ball that was hit at you .....the game is timed you can't or I can't go forever....Right...So think about it...i even played on other sites and no one has came close to the 2000 mark ...hummmm...not saying that you cheated its just Fishy ..Ya...

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March 27th, 2009 at 12:16 am Timistehmasta! says:

interesting... my high score was removed, I didn't cheat just had the help of an extremely laggy internet.

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March 26th, 2009 at 7:45 pm Faka says:

Ya-Boyz.................... :D

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March 23rd, 2009 at 7:11 pm WMHSGamer95 says:

I lost my pans playing this game...

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March 22nd, 2009 at 9:20 pm 1supercosmic says:

this games so tripy.

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March 22nd, 2009 at 1:31 pm Titan1203 says:

I like this game but the first time a played it it was 2:00 in the morning, dark as hell at night, I was listiening to The Dark Side of th Moon, and I was so tired I couldn't sleep. And as everyone pretty much agrees this game is very crazy looking. And could be the potential cause of epileptic seziures*. But it was just plain trippy the first time I tried it.
*I mis-spelled that didn't I?

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March 21st, 2009 at 8:39 pm Teflon Monkey says:

649 first attempt :)
I'll go for high score later :P

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March 21st, 2009 at 5:14 pm looc_games says:

Just a fan? I got an original sideburnhair of William Shatner in a plexi prisma up my fireplace mantel...how cool is that for a change?

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March 21st, 2009 at 1:59 pm ThatRandomGuy says:

come on now lets not hate on looc, he obviously is a fan of captain kirk. so he's cool in my book

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March 21st, 2009 at 10:24 am SAMBO says:

doghustlah - not trash talk - just trying to get looc to not quote some dumb things...

and cynnicsm - no thanks

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March 21st, 2009 at 4:04 am Dimwit says:

982 pwong pwner. Score bar not seen anymore. I can die happy now that my life goal has been accomplished.

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March 21st, 2009 at 4:00 am ShadoCrytr says:

This is such an epileptic-inducing game. @_@

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March 21st, 2009 at 12:33 am strawberry says:

This is true cynnicysm, although, age has no bearing on my kind of sobering up.

Also, many hours later, at least now my score is not in the negatives.

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March 20th, 2009 at 10:33 pm sheephustlah says:

I hate this site so much. With the crazy games and the people trash talkin like loco and simba. things I hate. BUT WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE?????

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March 20th, 2009 at 8:44 pm cowman1812 says:

i have to be the best person ever at this...my score was an amazing -350

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March 20th, 2009 at 6:32 pm ManBungalow says:

Shut up or I'll punch you in the face. ; )

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March 20th, 2009 at 5:00 pm cynnicysm says:

i disagree, i think its hilarious. and i don't mind if he's na idiot, he makes my day better. so you hush SAMBO.

hahahalol

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March 20th, 2009 at 4:58 pm SAMBO says:

looc you're not funny - you're actually an idiot.

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March 20th, 2009 at 3:23 pm cynnicysm says:

because you're 19 and in the us you're not allowed to be sobering up yet....so we didn't think about it.

also: my security letters were "furpy" sounds erotic.

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March 20th, 2009 at 3:17 pm strawberry says:

Uhn, this was really hard to play while still trying to sober up. Why didn't anyone warn me?

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March 20th, 2009 at 2:27 pm cowboy_k says:

w00t bronze! Love this game (in spite of the "Popcorn" soundtrack - hate that song) - my favorite part of breakout/Arkanoid-style games has always been multiball craziness, so this is right up my alley!

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March 20th, 2009 at 2:23 pm felis20 says:

Oh yeah! 8th place!
Suck on THAT!

...sorry, it's just I usually don't even do that well on this type of game :P.

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March 20th, 2009 at 2:14 pm Mohawk Samurai says:

got 705 but I didnt have rankosaurus up until a minute ago.... :(

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March 20th, 2009 at 1:30 pm bobby118 says:

oh dear loocs back.

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March 20th, 2009 at 1:25 pm Jonathan M says:

Looc's back? Hooray!

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March 20th, 2009 at 12:51 pm Timistehmasta! says:

Wow, I can't play this game long enough to get a high score.

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March 20th, 2009 at 11:58 am cynnicysm says:

hehehe oh looc, how i enjoy those crazy starfleet shenannigans

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March 20th, 2009 at 11:34 am looc_games says:

Worf: "Sir, we are being hailed...it's the USS Clampot"
Jean Luc: " On screen...Open channel"
Pwong: "This is Admiral Pwong of the federation starship USS Clampot! Captain Picard, I have a large shipment of balls and I need you to keep them safely on your ship..Prepare for transport!"
Jean Luc: "Hold on a moment there Admiral...What kind of balls are we talking about?"
Pwong: "Regular ones..Our Chief engenier has replicated them and we dont know what to do with all these balls..Now stand by for transport"
Jean Luc: "Audio off"
Worf: "Audio off captain"
Jean Luc: " Mr Data, Is there a way of opening a wormhole right behind the USS Clampot so they are sucked in..never to return?"
Data: In theory it is possibly Sir...But in this case,it is most likely it would cause a breach in the time space continuum. Starfleet regulations indicate..."
Jean Luc: "Yes yes..thank you Mr. Data! Make it so ..*Looks at Riker* I believe we allready have enough balls on this ship...Now if you'll excuse me..I'll be playing dreamgate escape in my private quarters"

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March 20th, 2009 at 11:05 am Youknowme says:

It seems like a century since I heard "Popcorn"

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March 20th, 2009 at 10:48 am Blisious says:

First gold evar? Sweet.

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March 20th, 2009 at 10:35 am Wman says:

Just from the thumbnail I could already tell I was going to suck, -275... I Am The Worst Player Ever!!!!!

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March 20th, 2009 at 10:10 am grimreaper says:

Yay! My first medal. My score sucks, but still, yay! look at the medal underneath my avatar, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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March 20th, 2009 at 9:58 am 1024 says:

Just from the thumbnail I could already tell... that was for the comment template :)
Now, the comment:

That's what Pong was lacking all those years: more ammo! ;)

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March 20th, 2009 at 9:53 am nika says:

Just from the thumbnail of the game I could already tell it's gonna give me a mini-stroke as soon as I try to play it. So it did.
Luckily, only part of my brain that was affected was the one where a sense of consequence is situated. Not a biggie.
Now excuse me- I have to punch my boss in the face and rob the bank.

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March 20th, 2009 at 9:34 am Gargamesh says:

Just from the thumbnail of the game I can already tell this will be an epic trip of LSD and Speed. Remember kids, when playing psychedelic games, take psychedelic drugs!

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