Memoir: Text Adventure

Memoir: Text Adventure
Memoir: Text Adventure
Comments (58)
categories: Games

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.

58 Comments:
    58.
    		November 19th, 2009 at 4:14 pm llamadude69 says:

    Laugh out loud started dating after death.

    57.
    November 15th, 2009 at 1:19 am CJ says:

    AHA!!! I FINALY BEAT THIS GAME!!! I was going steady with a woman with 9 personality and 8 attractiveness.It turns out that before you die, you have the choice to say "see you in hell!", "thank you.", or "hhhrrrmmm!", and there is a box that allows you to say what ever you want to say.

    56.
    November 14th, 2009 at 11:59 pm CJ says:

    THIS SUCKS!!! Ican't live past 100 years!!! THIS SUCKS!!!

    55.
    November 1st, 2009 at 6:42 am Snickers537 says:

    LOL i died at age 120, broke up with my husband, Dated someone else while i was dead. :>

    54.
    		October 29th, 2009 at 8:12 am jecjoker says:

    Man I feel great ive never kept a highscore for more than 3 min but now its boardering the weeks~!

    53.
    October 28th, 2009 at 3:38 pm Veerle says:

    I became 130 years old! 3 kids, a cute husband who had 9 personality and 9 attractive. At the end I was unhealthy, strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger, life at the party, hot and a genius. Liked this one.

    52.
    October 27th, 2009 at 6:18 pm Jade says:

    ...Why do I always die from a health drop after that stupid YOU GOT ATTACKED BY SIX RANDOM PEOPLE thing?

    MAN, that's irritating. I even keep my health stat up. D:< Also: you should be able to buy stuff from the store more than once.

    This game kinda sucks, but it's slightly addicitve. Eh.

    51.
    		October 27th, 2009 at 5:44 pm Sparks says:

    This was fun, but evil. I liked it despite never getting past being beaten up during adulthood, stupid youth and their ummmmm... rock-em-sock-em robots...?

    50.
    October 27th, 2009 at 7:06 am cody says:

    your don't turn it on it says play next to it. from cody

    49.
    October 26th, 2009 at 7:32 pm ilovedean7 says:

    how do you turn the computer on?

    48.
    October 25th, 2009 at 3:07 pm Snickers537 says:

    OMG I died at age 130, Had Three kids named Damon, Stefan, and Matt WTF my husband died in car acciedent,Got rejected 8 times and my att was Sexy WTF this game is awsome!!!!!!!!!!

    47.
    October 25th, 2009 at 1:32 am BOB says:

    I hate sudden health drops your just playing then u die

    46.
    October 24th, 2009 at 9:10 pm rED sKy says:

    HA i got up to 110 yrs old (go me)!

    45.
    		October 24th, 2009 at 4:49 pm Just Joe says:

    Can't make it past 90!!

    44.
    		October 24th, 2009 at 10:36 am []D [] []\/[] []D says:

    100,2 kids... died of tech...?

    43.
    October 23rd, 2009 at 9:52 pm old says:

    I lived to be 80 had 3 kids and was married had a job as a actor and my name was i am perfect.

    42.
    October 23rd, 2009 at 3:14 pm ben says:

    Strongman strongman is a great name almosts gets everything perfect.

    41.
    		October 23rd, 2009 at 6:13 am Von Ozbourne says:

    don't think so. i used "steve mcqueen" and ended up a strong, retarded, ugly, uncharismatic male. if the king of cool can't get me a better start in life, then there's no chance for any of us.

    40.
    October 22nd, 2009 at 12:32 pm bigdaddylongdong says:

    any way we can use a name that will give us perfect stats to start out with?

    39.
    October 22nd, 2009 at 11:33 am lol says:

    Lol try this If your health is low and you start smoking you die of Fire

    38.
    October 21st, 2009 at 6:47 pm charlie says:

    nomatter what i did i got stabbed :(

    37.
    		October 21st, 2009 at 12:01 pm Von Ozbourne says:

    aw man. i told a begger "back off. get your own sammich!" then he punched me in the face and i died.
    then he took my sammich.

    36.
    October 21st, 2009 at 10:44 am I-Have-Your-Kids says:

    LOL, I wanted the candy and got murdered - AWESOME!

    35.
    October 20th, 2009 at 6:07 pm Mick says:

    Alter Ego: The Synopsis.

    I always found Alter Ego a touch to moralistic though. 'bad' decisions (by the moralistic standard) often have overtly harsh, if not catastrophic outcomes. And these 'bad' decisions can be as mundane as drinking alcohol as a teenager.

    I drunk alcohol as a teenager and sometimes I got utterly smashed. (and still do sometimes drink alcohol of course! Just I don't get smashed that much more anymore.) And I'm not dead, given that I'm typing this.

    Alter Ego on the other hand would assume I'd be long dead of alcohol poisoning now because it's kinda preachy.

    34.
    October 20th, 2009 at 4:33 pm MaleDoe says:

    You wake up in the hospital 3 days later.you could have died... Cause of death: health drop??? i had perfect health too?

    33.
    October 20th, 2009 at 9:14 am megan says:

    I liked the game i mean it was okay if yo are dying of bordem. i guess that is why i am playing it right now

    32.
    October 20th, 2009 at 8:28 am Jace says:

    It was okay; the slideshow was annoying as hell.

    My favorite part was when, 3 minutes in, I realized I was playing a really ****** rip off of Alter Ego.

    Now, hasn't anyone ever taught you that stealing is bad?

    31.
    October 20th, 2009 at 7:52 am Afiag says:

    I died from a bloody nose when I was 12. Lolwut?

    30.
    		October 20th, 2009 at 6:52 am Wheelnut says:

    Okay, I got beaten to death by a bully at age 9... twice...
    Lemme try this again...

    29.
    		October 20th, 2009 at 6:34 am Wheelnut says:

    Wow... I died at 17... never had one date... bummer...

    28.
     
    		October 19th, 2009 at 7:56 pm Willjones09 says:

    203000 points, 130 years old, in second place on the leader board. I'm happy.

    27.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 5:23 pm duckwariorrandom says:

    Not enough shex.

    26.
    October 19th, 2009 at 5:22 pm steve says:

    I got 60000 something.

    25.
     
    		October 19th, 2009 at 4:05 pm naruga says:

    ... at 120 I finally got married then I died much better than my last two tries first try not even an adult and I die my friend punched me in the nose. Second try I die lonely and no job but 100 years old =D

    24.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 3:49 pm DoOm says:

    I lived until I was 110. I was an actor, but never got married or had kids. Apparently a game of chess killed me...

    23.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 3:05 pm nika says:

    The only person I ever got to date me is David Simmons- attractiveness 3, personality 1 (quite a prize, huh?).
    And now I'm 45 and he's still not ready to go steady.
    Is there an option where I can bludgeon him in his sleep?

    22.
    October 19th, 2009 at 2:39 pm MzHades. says:

    C:\Documents and Settings\Ms Hades\My Documents\Memoir score.PNG
    Check out my awesome score: Age-130, Score- 1443125, Money- 2015500, Kids- 3, Husbands- 2, Job- none.
    I figured out why I wasn't going steady with anyone.

    21.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 2:32 pm Metzington says:

    MzHades you have to build up date exp. before they will go steady.

    20.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 2:23 pm sir colton says:

    Very fun and exiting, not as cool as i thought it would be.

    19.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 1:43 pm Brandope says:

    woohoo, 3rd! took me 3 tries; and both my partners died of a car accident, but whatever

    18.
    October 19th, 2009 at 1:42 pm MzHades says:

    Hey, this just isn't right. I was beautiful, a genius, healthy, Arnold Swa-ICan'tSpellHisLastName for strength, and the life of the party, but my date didn't even want to go steady. I've played this game thirty times and never even got to the steady part. COME ON!

    17.
     
    		October 19th, 2009 at 1:37 pm EroticDriving says:

    Apparently, by dying young enough you can receive a negative score. O.o

    16.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 1:02 pm Vogel says:

    I lived a good life.

    15.
    October 19th, 2009 at 12:55 pm Ceaser64 says:

    I got alcohol poisoning at 17, but the game says i dead in a fire?

    14.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 10:17 am mooo says:

    booya. I killed myself with the matches. Well, that's what I get for being a retard T_T

    13.
    October 19th, 2009 at 10:16 am cynnicysm says:

    you know, i THOUGHT that sounded familiar. i never got into watching train spotting a million times like my art friends though. but i can't really talk..i watched withnail and i like 6 times...

    12.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 9:24 am Tox says:

    Thumbs up to Admin for posting a quote from Trainspotting...great movie!

    11.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 8:32 am Twixman says:

    I started out with the best in every stat but strength was weak. I made all the best choices but ended up dying at 17 because of unwanted pregnancy. it became too much and my guy hung himself... seriously, what time is this game in? haven't they heard of the morning after pill or abortion? oh and this game lacks loads of twix as an option.

    10.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 8:31 am jecjoker says:

    1st! nika congratz btw:} took me 5 hours to get 1st and when I did first lover died from heart attack. 2nd one commited suicide. 3rd only got to steady before I died telling them thank you. *i died form old age i was still healthy when i died*

    9.
    October 19th, 2009 at 8:25 am Aya says:

    I died at age 120 and had every stat high.. but I guess I was lonely my entire life. I started as a social outcast.... so shy.

    8.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 8:23 am markojustas says:

    Bad end.I die on age of 9.Cause of death health drop :(

    7.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 7:19 am bastian_1343 says:

    Yeah see if you'd played Alter Ego, you'd know that a stranger offering you candy means that he'll do horrible things to your dead body.

    http://www.playalterego.com/

    6.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 6:03 am Dominic says:

    Dang it! A word to the wise: never take the candy...

    5.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 5:54 am mankeykid says:

    Quite a nice game, ended up living a good live, high inteligence and died at the age of 90.

    hopefully this is how my real life will go.

    4.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 5:44 am Teflon Monkey says:

    I got a top roll in everything at the beginning, lived a great life, then my wife died of cancer and I went instantly after.
    Beeeeautiful.

    3.
    October 19th, 2009 at 5:32 am Aaron says:

    I received average intelligence, average attractiveness, and firm strength. But i'm a social outcast. It's wrong. IRL, I have 94 str, 84 chr, and 83 int. And I'm not a social outcast. I would call it a more of a "rebel" type. Have I won all the chicks here yet?

    2.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 5:06 am bastian_1343 says:

    I was a charming, yet retarded weakling...

    This game is just alter ego. The events are even the same. But hey at least this is flash and not based on thousands of make-your-own-adventure pages.

    1.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 4:59 am nika says:

    I had to start my life as a dumb, weak, unattractive and irritating female.
    But hey, at least I got my health.
    *sobs*


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