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Judge Judy and the Case of the Fat Toilet Woman
categories: Funny, Videos

You’ve got to be a pretty awful person to humiliate your friend on national TV over the cost of a new toilet, but at least it makes for good television.

20 Littlegrey Comments:

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June 23rd, 2009 at 1:36 pm felis20 says:

Correction: I meant "this" not "in this".


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June 23rd, 2009 at 1:29 pm felis20 says:

I've never liked Judge Judy. The show is terrible, and in this didn't help.

Yes, the toilet broke while the woman was using it, but had SOMEONE ELSE been using it (someone who wasn't enormous/morbidly obese) the toilet wouldn't have broken.

Say the case was different. Had it been a criminal case, and she'd sat on someone's chest, crushing their ribcage, she'd be guilty of murder whether she intended it or not (murder in the 3rd degree, if she didn't intend it).

However, had she been thinner the person's ribcage wouldn't have been crushed.

So, bassically, what I'm saying is that that toilet DID NOT die of natural causes. It was MURDERED!

...Elementary, my dear Watson.

June 18th, 2009 at 8:58 pm bleh says:

I just wished she addressed the elephant in the room. And yes, that was a fat joke.

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June 18th, 2009 at 5:58 pm ShadoCrytr says:

That was an awesome ending.

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June 17th, 2009 at 9:29 am TopMonkey says:

1 stone is 14 pounds.
So if I weigh 19 stone that makes me a big man. ;)

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June 17th, 2009 at 6:15 am Teflon Monkey says:

1kg = 2.2lb
14lb = 1st.
6.363636kg = 1st.
12st. =~ 76kg/168lb

I'd estimate her to weigh.. .. lots.

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June 17th, 2009 at 6:09 am Nebonit says:

Wow she's huge, and how many kilograms are in one stone you are all confusing me with your measurements of weight. And I weigh 65Kg and haven't broken a toilet.

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June 17th, 2009 at 5:20 am wyse says:

Yeah, TopMonkey is right. Judge Judy is actually a form of arbitration and people agree to go on the show because the show will pay whatever Judy's monetary judgement is (if there is one). All the court shows work like that. So if you think you're going to lose, it's a good way to avoid having to fork out a bunch of money :P

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June 16th, 2009 at 4:58 pm TopMonkey says:

Make no mistake Pirotechnix, Judge Judy has nothing to do with the legal system in the US. This is a show for entertainment pure and simple. In this case, it actually was entertaining.

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June 16th, 2009 at 4:22 pm Pirotechnix says:

Watching clips from court shows like this on Youtube is a great way to waste a few hours of your life as you alternatively laugh and sob for the fine legal system the United States boasts.

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June 16th, 2009 at 3:55 pm nika says:

I weigh 9 stone and I did.
Luckily I was able to yell "ayuda me, por favor!" to a pool guy before I crumbled down.

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June 16th, 2009 at 3:34 pm TopMonkey says:

I weigh 19 stone and I never broke a toilet.

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June 16th, 2009 at 2:44 pm Waffle Guy says:

I think that dicision was biased, but right throughout I was edging on my seat just WAITING TO HEAR, she broke it because she's a fatty!

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June 16th, 2009 at 2:21 pm dragonvargon says:

Dammn right Admin, who would? Oh yeah.... she would.

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June 16th, 2009 at 1:53 pm Ripley says:

Well teflon, I think I can speak for a lot of people here when I say I have no idea how much 12 stones is. Also, I think Judge Judy is biased towards the large ladies. And she must have had an expensive toilet to cost $650 to replace.

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June 16th, 2009 at 11:26 am super_cereal says:

anybody else notice the triple chin?

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June 16th, 2009 at 10:55 am Teflon Monkey says:

I've never broken a toilet. I weigh 12 stone.
The fat lady broke a toilet.
This is statistically insignificant, but still..

June 16th, 2009 at 10:20 am cynnicysm says:

i broke a toilet once when some russian gangsters were about to kill my twin brother, i took it up to the roof and threw it down on their might have been boondock saints.

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June 16th, 2009 at 10:10 am nika says:

I broke a toilet in a hotel once cause I was standing on it.
In my defense, the only reason I did that was cause I got locked in and wanted to reach the window so I can call for help. In Spanish.

LOVE the thumbnail for this post, it would make such a great avatar.

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June 16th, 2009 at 9:50 am TopMonkey says:

Short and sweet. "Grow up!" sage advice.

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