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How to Raise a Dragon
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It actually takes very little to raise a dragon. Just leave it in a room with some canned ravioli, toilet paper, and a television. It will turn out fine – just like me. Now if you’ll excuse me, my Hannah Montana torrent is almost done and I need to get into my polar bear suit before I can watch.

34 Littlegrey Comments:

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September 7th, 2013 at 7:51 am Nature&Beast-Crazy Girl says:

how do you find the other homes, I only can find the cave and the castle

January 2nd, 2012 at 10:21 pm Dragon Lore-master says:

Amazing game. It would be better if the graphics were more advanced and you could combine powers, so you wouldn't have to keep jumping to kill people to make them zombies :P

July 28th, 2011 at 7:29 am draco 666 says:

that game okay but you guys suck nerds

July 17th, 2011 at 3:43 am Pokeprincess says:

That game to admit it, is kinda boring and alot of fun. :P

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July 8th, 2011 at 6:07 pm RyanDokerz says:

I sat there for 30 whole seconds glaring at an egg before realising i needed to press space -_-

July 4th, 2011 at 2:16 pm XAV says:

u gota make it harder and longer that would be awsome

June 13th, 2011 at 1:07 am Torpedo says:

my dragon was nice i made it eat the zombies...

September 27th, 2010 at 2:51 am 2Ninja4U says:

Haha! This game is so pointless! I love it!

June 5th, 2010 at 1:14 pm Someone says:

OK game. Seriously, terrible graphics. Wasted some of my life!!

December 11th, 2009 at 12:06 pm Whys says:

So many endings... so little point. Good of you're really into dragon lore, but the graphics need a serious upgrade.

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October 23rd, 2009 at 10:42 pm yoyo502 says:

That was completely pointless, although I found it amusing how when it said "The interactions of humans and dragons are often complex", I just ate them all.

October 2nd, 2009 at 2:36 am Kyrsten says:

gat all ze breath abilities en behavior en ze titles in like.... an hour :P any other gamez like zis?... maybe somefing more funner or somfin wif wulfz? (Bad grammar and spelling are on purpose.)

August 18th, 2009 at 10:57 pm bob says:

i made a zombie!! yay!

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August 12th, 2009 at 5:20 pm I can **** my pants says:

I have all 7 types of dragon,You can see the types in the hero screen

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August 2nd, 2009 at 6:09 pm smartei says:

Cool but also a waste of 10 minutes

July 29th, 2009 at 1:40 am ????? says:

How do you get the behaviour on the far left

July 28th, 2009 at 7:41 pm Demi says:

To "the true drama queen", first, you need to eat all of the item types, in the castle, to breath. And even if you do not, you can escape through the sewers, without it.

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July 26th, 2009 at 9:48 am Jeihot says:

I want my 10 minutes of life back. Or, at least, exchange it for some PEL.

July 26th, 2009 at 1:58 am the true drama queen says:

i hated the game because it wouldn't let me breathe, and i can't get any farther without breathing. anybody got any suggestions.

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July 25th, 2009 at 8:31 pm Titan1203 says:

Well I really kind of liked it. The only thing I think it was really missing was a list somewhere of all the different endings you can unlock. Like a fire breathing tyrant who slaughters the hero. And stuff like that.

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July 24th, 2009 at 11:55 pm sportsplaya says:

That was a crappy point at all.... I thought...

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July 24th, 2009 at 2:59 am -_-Kurt-_- says:

I wish I had a real pet could take over the world and rid it of sickness and famine...or let the world burn

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July 22nd, 2009 at 12:48 am TopMonkey says:

I like this because it reminds me of the old games like Bards tale that I used to play on the Commodore 64.

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July 22nd, 2009 at 12:35 am irkin spore says:

This is not true in the slightest and i refuse to play it more then 12 times.

July 21st, 2009 at 5:57 pm bertha says:

cool idea. got boring after a while tho

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July 21st, 2009 at 5:28 pm CouchDestroyer says:

This is a good game and takes about an hour or so to get all dragon types
to get all the breath types
first the easiest to get is the plant breath because there are seven and you only need four just wonder around to get them to get healing you need to go up and right it will be a tee cup than go down a floor or two to find a fire somthing and a pill bottle go all the way right and up the last stair way to find at the top a lamp for fire to the right a 3/4 healing now go to the well and to the left you'll find a torch jump and bite at the same time to get it go leftto find mushrooms and the last heal you can go down the sewer or to the old man to heal him to end that part of the level and burn 4 is under you at the start
there are 7 types 4 classes there is one fire two of all the others plant heal and none you can get the none with any type of breath lust don't use it
the four classes mean weather you were a good or bad dragon and where you setteled castle or mounten there only like 6 endings and no real way to tell if you got all of them but either way have fun with this realy good game

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July 21st, 2009 at 4:54 pm bastian_1343 says:

Apart from the color that was just what I did... I thought I'd make the gayest dragon alive and it was just so beautiful, when they ended us a "friends" I may have cried a little.

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July 21st, 2009 at 3:52 pm GimmieCookie says:

I ended up with a white dragon with the plant breath. I chose the happy ending, reviving dead crops and having the hero befriend the dragon. :3

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July 21st, 2009 at 1:46 pm audioxience says:

I had a big black dragon with fire but at the end he was white for some reason. And my hero got killed in like a second.

July 21st, 2009 at 1:21 pm dayton trujillo says:

Ok i guess.

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July 21st, 2009 at 1:08 pm EroticDriving says:

I had a pale red with Plant breath. It became a tyrant. XD

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July 21st, 2009 at 1:00 pm Seto Kaiba says:

I went through most of the scenarios. I agree, the zombies were a nice touch. Nothin better than being able to slaughter a village and then revive them all as your minions >:3

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July 21st, 2009 at 12:57 pm CazyBeast says:

Neat game, tried a few different combos.. lol'd at the zombies.

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July 21st, 2009 at 10:36 am the magic bus says:

i had a blue fire breathing dragon. ps i hate hanna montana

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