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Friendly Fire: Blood and Gore
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A little tip for the guys out there, there is nothing – nothing – better for picking up chicks than a monocle. A monocle says a) I’m rich, b) I’m smart, and c) I’m so off my ass crazy that I will stalk you and boil your pets alive if you don’t love me forever so don’t even humor the idea of rejection.

25 Littlegrey Comments:

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August 19th, 2009 at 6:38 pm Resident Hussar says:

Nice one. Not a fan of free happy slaughter but it's ok because of the cartoonish graphics. xD

July 25th, 2009 at 3:16 pm Cheetah says:

some achievements are so random
but the main guy is crazy - he makes weird noises all the time LOL

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July 1st, 2009 at 9:26 am Nebonit says:

Found no interest in this game and the guys voice was annoying in the first 5 min

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July 1st, 2009 at 3:01 am TakeBackTheRain says:

when i'm not looking directly at the badass in the top hat, i see mr. peanut. now i'm gonna have nightmares about that son of a bitch. thanks alot

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June 30th, 2009 at 6:33 pm Timothy says:

Giant enemies keep falling on my head when I try to beat hard mode. :(

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June 30th, 2009 at 5:32 pm TopMonkey says:

1. Sorry Teflon...your short name is Teflon...mine is TM even though TM might work for just isn't that way.

2. I finally got around to actually playing the game. Not bad, a bit silly. I still think I would rather kill zombies in sandbox mode though.

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June 30th, 2009 at 2:26 pm Ectro says:

This game is great! The blood and gore is a little odd though. But its a classic shooting game, what more could you ask for!

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June 30th, 2009 at 5:46 am the_sikness says:

hmm the monocle does make me look A)rich B)smart and c) how could you say no to this face

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June 30th, 2009 at 1:27 am Timothy says:

GO FOR THE LAZER! It goes through enemies and almost always accuracy was like 450% after I got it.

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June 29th, 2009 at 11:53 pm d3athginger says:

Ha! I knew I wore that monocle for the right reasons!

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June 29th, 2009 at 9:40 pm Teflon Monkey says:

Nika: "TM, I suddenly find you attractive. I'm not sure why."

For one fleeting moment before realisation struck..
Although I suppose I could monocle this baby up..

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June 29th, 2009 at 9:33 pm Bexadecimal says:

hehe its kinda fun. I like the mine laying ship

June 29th, 2009 at 6:06 pm to be continued... says:

Why kill the inocent bunnys and lambs why? why?

And whats with the lungs and stuff?

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June 29th, 2009 at 5:38 pm Cederick Confuegos says:

I didn't like this game one bit

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June 29th, 2009 at 5:34 pm Turtleboy412 says:

I love the random noise your guy makes. XD

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June 29th, 2009 at 4:08 pm TopMonkey says:

Rest assured, your pets are safe, I love pet.

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June 29th, 2009 at 4:00 pm nika says:

TM, I suddenly find you attractive. I'm not sure why.

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June 29th, 2009 at 3:27 pm sir colton says:

I tried the shuriken thrower 1st, it was GREAT! All the other haven't been better. I'm trying the cannon now.

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June 29th, 2009 at 3:23 pm miKel says:

This game is amazing.

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June 29th, 2009 at 3:06 pm TopMonkey says:


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June 29th, 2009 at 1:48 pm Jeihot says:

I have a) and b), and still can't get chicks. Should I begin to be c) and leave a) and b) behind?

June 29th, 2009 at 12:42 pm Dweeb says:

Don't go for the mini nuke in my opinion, but rather the pirate cannon, its got a burn effect that hangs around for a while almost instantly killing anything that walks through it.
Or go for the shuriken thrower for instant kills.

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June 29th, 2009 at 11:45 am Teflon Monkey says:

I could live the rest of my life never loving anyone or anything more than I love this game, and still be content I have led a full and happy life.

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June 29th, 2009 at 10:55 am the magic bus says:

cool game. go for the mini-nuke!
ps admin send this game to the people of p.e.t.a

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June 29th, 2009 at 10:28 am nika says:

I couldn't play this game- the main guy sounds like my neighbor when he's drunk and trying to start a conversation in the elevator, leaning towards me a bit too much.

And just for the record: I'm okay with c) as long as a) and b) are true.

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