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Epic Battle Fantasy
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I’ve mentioned before that I’m not a big fan of fantasy RPGs, but I heard this one is pretty fun. Honestly I couldn’t get very far into it, as soon as I saw the anime-eyed pirate fighting the puffy cat cloud my gaydar exploded.

23 Littlegrey Comments:

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April 15th, 2011 at 4:11 pm little grey says:

4 things you should know there is 3 pokemon in this when try to summon somebody they is Pichu Registeel and Mareep and theres Legend Of Zelda music in the game.

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August 29th, 2009 at 9:14 am pinoy_panda says:

love these kinds of games its the battle system of final fantasy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! games like these score 1000% great for me

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August 25th, 2009 at 12:16 am The Used Nirvana says:


July 21st, 2009 at 2:29 pm mark says:

It was kind of fun.

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May 17th, 2009 at 7:08 pm abnor says:

to beat zombie goku:

1.wear the rune blade,
2.get 10x ether and at least 5x water of life
3.don't worry about buffing (or taking off poison)
4.when your skills are blocked, use the girl to 5.unblock the dude's block, so he's free to attack while she takes off her block
6.use Mog when the dude has mana less than 100
7.heal every time you get less than 50% health
8.Power Metal heal when less than 50%
9.when the girl is less than 50% health, use Judgement
10.buff when before his spirit bomb lands
11. when you have plenty of mana, use attacks like Seiken and Fire Ball

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May 16th, 2009 at 4:22 am Azure Flash says:

You're supposed to have been born with a Gaydar. If you don't have one, it's because it was incompatible with you, if you know what I mean. After all, you don't throw an alcohol thermometer in a volcano to measure its temperature, right? Same applies with you. You're as gay as a volcano I guess is what I'm saying.

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May 13th, 2009 at 5:18 am Nebonit says:

Gaydar? where can i buy one? i should of taken your advive and continued playing spewer. Those Japanese cartoon eyes i'm scared for life.

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May 13th, 2009 at 12:57 am Timothy says:

Actually, I ran out of ressurection potions...I still had 10 or so max health potions left.

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May 13th, 2009 at 12:11 am Timothy says:

I died fighting the zombie Goku after he spirit bombed then combo attacked my healer...3 times...I only had 2 healing potions... :(

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May 12th, 2009 at 10:43 pm 1supercosmic says:

raises hand :P and true it wasn't a beholder according to Google and googles always right isint it?

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May 12th, 2009 at 10:31 pm Turtleboy412 says:

After destroying the second boss it tells me I killed a beholder! That was not a beholder. Beholders float, they have one main eye that takes up a majority of their bodies, and several dozen small eyes on stalks like hair that preform spells.
Anyway, this game takes ALOT from other games, but it is still very fun to play.

P.S. Who got the medal for clicking her boobs 9,000 times?

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May 12th, 2009 at 10:25 pm 1supercosmic says:

this game is awesome good music i like the fighting style the pikachu the guitar and the amps the Pokemon and much more made this my favorite game of dyog so far who ever made this game needs to git a award or somthing. p.s. nice idea with interactive breast thing XD

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May 12th, 2009 at 10:06 pm SOSgamer says:

first lvl music is final fantasy 7 battle theme by the way for people who don't know....

May 12th, 2009 at 9:29 pm nemonka says:

yes, touch your hugely oversized **** and heal meh!!!!

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May 12th, 2009 at 7:40 pm Fluffen says:

Bouncing boobs was the only fun I had with this game.

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May 12th, 2009 at 4:52 pm Turtleboy412 says:

Wow, you can but bomb-obs, summon pichu, and during the second area they take music from zelda.
Its fun, though.

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May 12th, 2009 at 1:45 pm Waffle Guy says:

Her chest is interactive :P

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May 12th, 2009 at 1:33 pm looc_games says:

excellent game...but I cant beat the pirate with the sword :( that sucks

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May 12th, 2009 at 1:20 pm jaydadon says:

this game is really dumb.

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May 12th, 2009 at 12:08 pm Pirotechnix says:

My friend and I had a discussion today and it was remarkable how easy it is to explain the basic plot of practically any JRPG ever.

...and yet I'm still a huge fan of them, having just bought 3 of them to play yesterday. I think something might be wrong with me. (Although, in my defense, none of the games have characters with child-like facial features and disproportionately sized breasts!)

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May 12th, 2009 at 11:13 am Wman says:

The tentical thing freakin molests you

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May 12th, 2009 at 10:58 am bastian_1343 says:

How to imitate a Japanese RPG: Give your characters childlike facial features and abnormally huge, bouncy bosoms to go with it.

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May 12th, 2009 at 10:19 am PrincessofMisery says:

Im particularly fond of these kind of games. Final Fantasyish. Good for free time between classes.

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