Remember that time you had Taco Bell and then had to find a bathroom really (really really) quickly? This game picks up where that fateful afternoon left off.
PS: Contains NSFW language. Lots of it.
47 Littlegrey Comments:
If you check your pants, you find special pills.
haha, the **** that comes up sometimes when I hit random game.... no pun intended. ;P
to get four pull door sit on toilet and ****.
to get achievement 1 successfully **** in the toilet, 2 drop pants type open door not pull then just wait, 3 just **** in your pants at the beginning, or drop pants then **** on the floor 4 do all the steps normally except don't drop your pants, 5 just type die at the start of the clock, 6 and 7 eat pills at the first mentioning of pressure, then fart lightly, then just wait to get them, 8 type **** at the main menu, 9 once you start don't type anything and **** king you will get when you complete all the other achievements
I got a crown! And the peasants rejoice.
Huh. Simple. Easy. I got a Crown. WOW finally a game that I enjoy.
I AM THE........
It's all about the things that we do naturally, without thinking about it, like light farting to relieve, or taking the pants off before ****ing.
But hey. Where's my underpants?
Fun game **** one too many times for fun. :D
Should of had an Elvis achievement.. door open, pants off, sit on toilet, die lol
I can't believe I just played that game... and enjoyed it.
Ha! Nuts to you, game! I didn't my pants.
stupid and pointless game? i think so...
I got all awards >_> heres how to get em
1 - poop in the toilet
2 - poop on the floor
3 - poop
4 - poop on the toilet with pants on
5 - die
6 - eat pills and light fart, now wait and you will no longer have to poop
7 - even though those evil pills hold you from pooping just a few seconds
8 - type **** instead of play
9 - run out of time while typing
Or just take off pants, die. . . But whats the fun in that?
Take pills, take off pants, pull door, light fart, light fart, die.
Do that after you're the **** king for funny results.
I Love this game Because i do it all the time!!!
I did it!
Total win! I wonder why it took him until he's old and balding to bother learning to not **** himself xD.
I like the crown they give you when you become the **** king.
I was under the impression that ALL guys understood the urgency of "take your pants off." Millisecond usually describes the speed with which I lose my pants when asked to disrobe.
yea that guy could take his pants off pretty quick...and again...WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING ADMIN!!!
this game is so weird but so good. and all the achievements, awesome
Got all the achievements in a matter of minutes,
played through it maybe ten times, and didn't use a walkthrough.
quite proud of myself.
I wanna play zork now.
Different game, but weirdly enjoyable.
yay I is **** king
and i did'nt use a walkthrough
for the starting gun one just type **** at the main menu.
That was weird.
...cause you know that would be kind gross, dude...
Guess what I'm doing while playing this game.
hahaha sweet game. i had all the achievements but 2. so i was messing around got mad and said kill yourself and he just died. then it said hurry remove pressure from stomach so i said eat pills
Ok, I feel obligated to do it. It's my duty as one who partakes in regular low-brow internet-related humor.
I accidentally my pants.
Well its definitely original
3 consecutive light farts will - even with your pants off - have you crap yourself.
I reallllllyyyyyyyyyyy have to **** now. :(
I discovered that if you type 'light fart' you are awarded with more time.
All in all, I had a productive day at work, time to go home. :P
I got them all (by walkthrough, only 6 and 7, and the starting gun one...)
I got 6 awards.. not sure how on Earth to get the others..
4, 6 and 7 seem to be evading me
Lol, although it's a game about the s-word my comment got flagged for mentioning it..
BTW, this game inspired me, brb..
Arggh.. I'm missing 4 to 7 and the **** king..
Did anyone get them?
Wow, this is progressive. Admin, if you ever feel like putting up "a mind forever voyaging" I will be sure to have frosted carbs in a pan sent to you.
That was a big turd in the corner.
Great game, i like taking my pants off and ****ing.
It was very satisfying to type 'take your pants off' and seeing them disappear in a matter of a millisecond.
Finally someone who understands the urgency of that order.
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