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Don’t Your Pants
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Remember that time you had Taco Bell and then had to find a bathroom really (really really) quickly? This game picks up where that fateful afternoon left off.

PS: Contains NSFW language. Lots of it.

47 Littlegrey Comments:

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July 2nd, 2011 at 6:26 pm Him says:

If you check your pants, you find special pills.

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January 18th, 2011 at 1:24 am The Silent Scream says:

haha, the **** that comes up sometimes when I hit random game.... no pun intended. ;P

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December 29th, 2009 at 4:32 pm shot655 says:

to get four pull door sit on toilet and ****.

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December 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm hic says:

to get achievement 1 successfully **** in the toilet, 2 drop pants type open door not pull then just wait, 3 just **** in your pants at the beginning, or drop pants then **** on the floor 4 do all the steps normally except don't drop your pants, 5 just type die at the start of the clock, 6 and 7 eat pills at the first mentioning of pressure, then fart lightly, then just wait to get them, 8 type **** at the main menu, 9 once you start don't type anything and **** king you will get when you complete all the other achievements

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June 27th, 2009 at 6:13 pm YourMomsFace says:

I got a crown! And the peasants rejoice.

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May 27th, 2009 at 1:22 am jewsrulemoney says:

Huh. Simple. Easy. I got a Crown. WOW finally a game that I enjoy.

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April 17th, 2009 at 10:16 pm The Used Nirvana says:

I AM THE........
**** KING!!!!!

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March 5th, 2009 at 4:50 pm Jeihot says:

It's all about the things that we do naturally, without thinking about it, like light farting to relieve, or taking the pants off before ****ing.

But hey. Where's my underpants?

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March 5th, 2009 at 2:21 pm MxX says:

Fun game **** one too many times for fun. :D

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March 4th, 2009 at 1:19 am Sudokai says:

Should of had an Elvis achievement.. door open, pants off, sit on toilet, die lol

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March 2nd, 2009 at 11:04 pm Lancre Blue says:

I can't believe I just played that game... and enjoyed it.

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March 1st, 2009 at 6:51 pm Jonathan M says:

Ha! Nuts to you, game! I didn't my pants.

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March 1st, 2009 at 4:15 pm SAMBO says:

stupid and pointless game? i think so...

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March 1st, 2009 at 1:36 pm Twixman says:

I got all awards >_> heres how to get em
1 - poop in the toilet
2 - poop on the floor
3 - poop
4 - poop on the toilet with pants on
5 - die
6 - eat pills and light fart, now wait and you will no longer have to poop
7 - even though those evil pills hold you from pooping just a few seconds
8 - type **** instead of play
9 - run out of time while typing

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March 1st, 2009 at 10:26 am Jonathan M says:

Or just take off pants, die. . . But whats the fun in that?

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March 1st, 2009 at 10:23 am Jonathan M says:

Take pills, take off pants, pull door, light fart, light fart, die.

Do that after you're the **** king for funny results.

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February 28th, 2009 at 11:14 pm I can **** my pants says:

I Love this game Because i do it all the time!!!

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February 28th, 2009 at 10:31 pm alchemy253 says:

to get achievement 1 successfully **** in the toilet, 2 drop pants type open door not pull then just wait, 3 just **** in your pants at the beginning, or drop pants then **** on the floor 4 do all the steps normally except don't drop your pants, 5 just type die at the start of the clock, 6 and 7 eat pills at the first mentioning of pressure, then fart lightly, then just wait to get them, 8 type **** at the main menu, 9 once you start don't type anything and **** king you will get when you complete all the other achievements

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February 28th, 2009 at 5:51 pm McDooGz says:

Mission Complete.

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February 28th, 2009 at 4:06 pm Letchey says:

I did it!

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February 28th, 2009 at 4:26 am Mr Dignity says:

Total win! I wonder why it took him until he's old and balding to bother learning to not **** himself xD.

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February 28th, 2009 at 3:03 am Metzington says:

I like the crown they give you when you become the **** king.

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February 28th, 2009 at 2:52 am smithereens says:

I was under the impression that ALL guys understood the urgency of "take your pants off." Millisecond usually describes the speed with which I lose my pants when asked to disrobe.

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February 28th, 2009 at 2:47 am cowman1812 says:

yea that guy could take his pants off pretty quick...and again...WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING ADMIN!!!

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February 28th, 2009 at 2:40 am Andrew27 says:

this game is so weird but so good. and all the achievements, awesome

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February 28th, 2009 at 1:11 am Inferno959 says:

Got all the achievements in a matter of minutes,
played through it maybe ten times, and didn't use a walkthrough.

quite proud of myself.

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February 28th, 2009 at 12:03 am Turtleboy412 says:

I wanna play zork now.

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February 27th, 2009 at 11:46 pm Metzington says:

Different game, but weirdly enjoyable.

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February 27th, 2009 at 10:51 pm Wman says:

yay I is **** king

and i did'nt use a walkthrough

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February 27th, 2009 at 9:21 pm AdamBoy says:

for the starting gun one just type **** at the main menu.

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February 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm gunny_75 says:

That was weird.

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February 27th, 2009 at 6:35 pm bastian_1343 says:

Eating brownies?
...cause you know that would be kind gross, dude...

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February 27th, 2009 at 5:54 pm Hoff says:

Guess what I'm doing while playing this game.

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February 27th, 2009 at 4:51 pm Lew33zyana says:

hahaha sweet game. i had all the achievements but 2. so i was messing around got mad and said kill yourself and he just died. then it said hurry remove pressure from stomach so i said eat pills

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February 27th, 2009 at 4:47 pm Pirotechnix says:

Ok, I feel obligated to do it. It's my duty as one who partakes in regular low-brow internet-related humor.

I accidentally my pants.

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February 27th, 2009 at 4:33 pm SuperRory9118 says:

o_O
Well its definitely original

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February 27th, 2009 at 3:40 pm bastian_1343 says:

Revelation:
3 consecutive light farts will - even with your pants off - have you crap yourself.

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February 27th, 2009 at 1:13 pm **** miester says:

I reallllllyyyyyyyyyyy have to **** now. :(

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February 27th, 2009 at 12:45 pm nika says:

I discovered that if you type 'light fart' you are awarded with more time.
All in all, I had a productive day at work, time to go home. :P

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February 27th, 2009 at 12:27 pm Wheelnut says:

I got them all (by walkthrough, only 6 and 7, and the starting gun one...)

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February 27th, 2009 at 12:21 pm Teflon Monkey says:

I got 6 awards.. not sure how on Earth to get the others..
4, 6 and 7 seem to be evading me

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February 27th, 2009 at 12:03 pm haros says:

Lol, although it's a game about the s-word my comment got flagged for mentioning it..
BTW, this game inspired me, brb..

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February 27th, 2009 at 11:58 am haros says:

Arggh.. I'm missing 4 to 7 and the **** king..
Did anyone get them?

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February 27th, 2009 at 11:49 am Figrut says:

Wow, this is progressive. Admin, if you ever feel like putting up "a mind forever voyaging" I will be sure to have frosted carbs in a pan sent to you.

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February 27th, 2009 at 11:36 am shaqfu94 says:

That was a big turd in the corner.

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February 27th, 2009 at 11:30 am sir colton says:

Great game, i like taking my pants off and ****ing.

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February 27th, 2009 at 10:58 am nika says:

It was very satisfying to type 'take your pants off' and seeing them disappear in a matter of a millisecond.
Finally someone who understands the urgency of that order.

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