Doc Bottoms Aspray

Doc Bottoms Aspray
Doc Bottoms Aspray

Just one question: Does the A stand for ass?


21 Comments:
    21.
    August 12th, 2009 at 6:43 pm alchemy253 says:

    For all of the people who said this wasn't real or that it hasn't been on tv. I'v got one thing to say I saw it on tv like a week ago.


    20.
    August 12th, 2009 at 6:41 pm alchemy253 says:

    at :27 I think that was a lady with armpit hair Ewwwww.


    19.
    August 11th, 2009 at 9:34 pm miKel says:

    Why would you need to spray your breasts...? Uhh... Actually I don't want to know...


    18.
    August 5th, 2009 at 6:27 pm wyse says:

    Twixman - the shipping on these things is usually as much as the product itself, so they don't care if you do that. Plus you'll have to pay return shipping as well.


    17.
    August 4th, 2009 at 10:02 am Twixman says:

    "30-day money back guarantee"

    *buys bottle of Aspray*
    *tries it out... it actually works*
    *uses it a lot, by the 29th day after purchase the bottle is empty*
    *sends bottle back saying it doesn't work properly*


    16.
     
    August 1st, 2009 at 9:52 pm Nebonit says:

    I have a deoderant that does that (only if I wanted to spray it on my feet, and crotch), and as for the white residue, dont get any.


    15.
    July 30th, 2009 at 10:36 pm says:

    I saw this on television...fairly certain it is legit. :|


    14.
    July 30th, 2009 at 6:21 pm Mart says:

    Women's breasts can't stink... Who has stinky breasts here? Seriously! lol.


    13.
    July 30th, 2009 at 1:23 pm Administrator says:

    Yes.


    12.
    July 30th, 2009 at 12:06 pm raynman says:

    once again, admin, what have u done with your life?
    do you sit on the computer all day looking for this junk? please tell me, im actually very curious.


    11.
    July 30th, 2009 at 11:54 am dragonvargon says:

    Isn't 14 dollars very expensive for a deoderant? But since it is an Ass-Spray, I'm not too sure.


    10.
    July 30th, 2009 at 12:46 am Bexadecimal says:

    Not as cool as Liquid @ss. That stuff is awesome for practical jokes.


    9.
    July 29th, 2009 at 1:35 pm wyse says:

    I had a female roommate who could have used some Doc Bottom's Aspray down *there*.


    8.
    July 29th, 2009 at 12:05 pm TopMonkey says:

    The site (which as SEO written all over it) is found at http://www.buyaspray.com.

    I went to several ad/marketing blogs and even they were hoping it wasn't real!

    alas...it is.

    Spray away Merrill, spray away!


    7.
    July 29th, 2009 at 11:13 am bastian_1343 says:

    I don't want to believe that. I don't want to live in a world where people have names like Doc Bottom and sell ass-spray.


    6.
    July 29th, 2009 at 10:17 am Administrator says:

    I hate to break it to you amateur detectives, but the product is real. As for the commercial - well, it's real too, except I don't know if it's ever been on tv. It's probably just a viral marketing campaign.


    5.
    July 29th, 2009 at 10:05 am bastian_1343 says:

    I'm pretty sure this is fake... for the same reasons as TopMonkey, but also that there was only one testemonial where some random person makes an ass out of themself.

    In real infomercials they always go by the thesis that consumers are absolute idiots and therefore they fling like 50 testemonials at you as if to spell out for you that "Neighbor like product. Now you need product."


    4.
    July 29th, 2009 at 7:10 am MrMiyagi says:

    I got odors in special places...mmmmm mmmmm my butt!

    Nice.


    3.
    July 29th, 2009 at 6:32 am Nowwer says:

    uh... yeah. I think the A does stand for ass, I hope this comercial is a joke.


    2.
    July 29th, 2009 at 6:16 am TopMonkey says:

    That is so well done that I can't tell if it is a real commercial or fake!

    So, my two highlights.
    1. She sprays her vagina.
    2. "I got odors in special places..."


    1.
    July 29th, 2009 at 6:16 am Kaoskadosk says:

    Iz from teh USA, *****! That means it works! Duh!



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