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DNA Exonerates Black Man in Bear Mauling
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James Marshall has been freed after spending 12 years in prison for the fatal bear attack of Janet Kelly.

8 Littlegrey Comments:

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April 2nd, 2009 at 2:51 am RMabee says:

Nail on the head there eh?

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April 2nd, 2009 at 2:47 am Waffle Guy says:

This actually happens in some states, not the mauling though.

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April 2nd, 2009 at 1:18 am AbsintheAndCarnations says:

Wow. Win. I love The Onion.

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April 2nd, 2009 at 12:30 am Andylink says:

Hacksaw go to
I love how all of the jury was white.
This really made me look up to our future when the real black men who do these crimes are locked away.

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April 1st, 2009 at 2:17 pm bastian_1343 says:

It's not all that unrealistic... "We are gonna find the black man who did this" just says it all...

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April 1st, 2009 at 12:29 pm Pirotechnix says:

The Onion gets it right yet again with honest, hard-hitting journalistic integrity, taking on the stories nobody else dares.

April 1st, 2009 at 12:21 pm HACKSAW says:

april fool... I hope it is! This is freakin ridiculous! haha

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April 1st, 2009 at 12:11 pm Teflon Monkey says:

Truly, truly brilliant, I was lol'ing all the way :)

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