Charger Escape

Charger Escape
Charger Escape

You have an important decision to make today. Will you help Charger become a unicorn, or will you help your heterosexuality not be raped by a unicorn?


61 Comments:
    61.
    August 18th, 2009 at 10:21 am anonymous says:

    This game is pretty cool. For those of you who don't know, there is a walkthrough for the game. When I first played the game, I used the walkthrough. The second time, I challenged myself to try to get through the game without the walkthrough, and I made it! I recommend this game to everyone who loves horses and unicorns like I do!


    60.
    August 10th, 2009 at 4:04 pm Bishops Wrath says:

    i laughed the WHOOLLEEE time.


    59.
    July 26th, 2009 at 12:23 am Game Overlord says:

    I feel incredibily gay for playing this game.


    58.
    May 26th, 2009 at 8:15 pm jewsrulemoney says:

    Wow... I just wasted 10 minutes of my life. W.T.F. just happened?? This game is probably the stupidest game ever. You don't even escape with the Pegasus or Unicorn thing.


    57.
    April 10th, 2009 at 8:17 am PickyPicky says:

    If we were escaping with a dodge charger from the police or something like that I would play it but horses are... are... i don't know what to say stop pressuring me stop it


    56.
    March 30th, 2009 at 7:28 pm decayed blockade says:

    that goddamn unicorn left me to die, he didnt even let me ride him to freedom. I just wanted to escape that godforsaken hell hole of a barn :(


    55.
    March 17th, 2009 at 9:04 am *jessica* says:

    wow this game is sooo dumb.. yeah that sounds mean but it really is.. lol.. i hate it there is no point and i cant get past picking all that stupid stuff up.. ugh it is making me so angry..


    54.
    March 16th, 2009 at 7:10 pm KingZ3R0 says:

    Have you fixed the horseshoes? They can't be put on until you make them new and shiny.


    53.
    March 16th, 2009 at 6:02 pm XxsexyemobabexX says:

    how do u put the horseshoes on the door???


    52.
    March 5th, 2009 at 1:17 am Arthos says:

    oh and another thaught,perhaps the person who locked the horse in is a loving owner, (i mean it was night time, isn't that when you usually lock an animal inside?) and you are just a stupid stableboy who accidentally locks themself inside and is stuffing around with magic / and or drugs / and or horses.


    51.
    March 5th, 2009 at 1:14 am Arthos says:

    lol, the horse escapes and everyone is happy, except you, you are forced to eat raw chicken, carrots, horse food and kittens and when they run out, you die.


    50.
    February 15th, 2009 at 6:15 pm the pwnee says:

    After solving the puzzle, I realized something...that was pretty gay.


    49.
    February 5th, 2009 at 5:53 pm NYGIANTSfan says:

    That is probably the gayest game i've ever played. But I'm sure someone will come up with a gayer one but that is definetly in the top 10 if not the top 5.


    48.
    January 23rd, 2009 at 1:42 pm kingkrab says:

    that was.. Kinda gay...

    Was easy though....They don't let you put the kittens in the furnace...


    47.
    January 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am sLLGV says:

    I beat the game. It took me awhile but i did. And how does a horse get raped?! Seriously? I don't believe that one bit.

    The food dish has the order the shoes go on the door. above the feed. That’s what the circle’s are for on it. Then the rock u pick up, put it in the heater and the map tells u what temp it has to be at to heat it up. Use the hammer to break it and take the thing and put it in the water for the horse to drink to turn it into a unicorn!

    Once that is done make your way to the window and click on the star. It will go into the bag of feed, one of the chickens will move revealing a scooper, use it to get the feed. Then put that into the horse’s food dish and u win.


    46.
    January 17th, 2009 at 2:53 pm felis20 says:

    This game made me hate myself. I spent like 20 minutes, then gave up. Because I suck.

    Seriously though, waaaaaaaaay too difficult, and I've never liked point-and-click escape-the-room style games because they're usually uncreative with terrible graphics.


    45.
    January 15th, 2009 at 11:47 am chicksrock says:

    Someone tell me what arrrangement to put the horseshoes in??????
    I can't get to the walkthru...


    44.
    January 13th, 2009 at 5:08 pm flame says:

    wow such a girly game.


    43.
     
    January 11th, 2009 at 11:22 pm Lobo. says:

    or you can feed all the apples to the horse, and the carrot to the unicorn


    42.
     
    January 10th, 2009 at 4:03 pm assault_4150 says:

    you dont even need to pick up the carrot and apples. you can complete it without them.


    41.
    January 10th, 2009 at 3:50 pm A Guy says:

    lol second time i did it it took me 180 seconds flat. its not long, just hard to figure out at first.


    40.
     
    January 10th, 2009 at 2:16 pm assault_4150 says:

    because Jonathan it looks like there is something on the side of the furnace. when you see something that may be of interest in these games most of the time you can click in that area and go to it. plus if you have played past point and click games you should know that things are hidden behind stuff so you could assume something is behind the furnace. ;)


    39.
     
    January 10th, 2009 at 1:49 pm zombie from hell says:

    Pfft! Who needs a walkthrough?


    38.
    January 10th, 2009 at 1:06 pm A Guy says:

    that was fun, but I'm with jonathan, its impossible w/o the walkthrough.


    37.
    January 10th, 2009 at 5:41 am Jonathan M says:

    Turtle, you can click the top right of the furnace and it shows you..Though how the heck is anyone sopose to know that without using the walkthrough!?

    Letchey means fourth.


    36.
     
    January 9th, 2009 at 5:42 pm Turtleboy412 says:

    I got stuck after not knowing how to heat the horseshoes, so I checked the walkthrough. If it was longer it may be fun, but Admin's screenie makes up for that. XD


    35.
    January 9th, 2009 at 3:27 pm Letchey says:

    So it's your forth?


    34.
    January 9th, 2009 at 10:52 am Iamarealloser says:

    Is this animal abuse? Maybe animal testing?


    33.
    January 9th, 2009 at 7:16 am Lestat says:

    cynnisysm i am really sorry but english in neither my second nor my third language and i never practise on them......:/


    32.
    January 9th, 2009 at 5:41 am Jonathan M says:

    WHAT YELLOW APPLE!? Zomgf!


    31.
    January 9th, 2009 at 3:03 am looc_games says:

    if you had rubbed the yellow apple against your meebles during gameplay, the game would have been extra satisfactionabel...and that's a message for all of you!


    30.
     
    January 8th, 2009 at 9:59 pm John2 says:

    Does anyone know what the yellow apple was for? I beat the game and the yellow apple was still in my inventory.


    29.
     
    January 8th, 2009 at 9:36 pm assault_4150 says:

    lol, why feel bad for the horse. i mean you should be feeling bad because your the one locked in there with the horse and after the game when the Pegasus flies out. i do believe your still locked in the barn. so dont feel bad for the horse atleast it gets away.


    28.
    January 8th, 2009 at 9:25 pm The Used Nirvana says:

    The music seems so mesmerizing! I'm starting to feel bad for the horse in the beginning


    27.
    January 8th, 2009 at 8:08 pm Letchey says:

    Wait one second... Are we talking about this game as if it is challenging or fun in any way? I mean I didn't enjoy that and neither did my genitals. They're crying because of you admin! I mean guys have you every played crimson room or the other rooms that actually require a bit of intellect and have a real mystery to it? This was obvious to the final outcome one the damned things started working (trying not to spoil for the nine year old girls out there who love ponies!). please admin... they're crying...


    26.
    January 8th, 2009 at 7:38 pm cynnicysm says:

    dude. mr. walburg, you're not allowed to be an ******* with a nickname like that.


    25.
    January 8th, 2009 at 7:05 pm Markymark says:

    I cant believe this game, how do they expect me to point an click at the same time?!? They act as if the average American has in IQ of over 90.


    24.
    January 8th, 2009 at 5:50 pm musclemetal says:

    this game is sweet. It's also totally original, how many games do you play where you try to turn a horse into a unicorn and then a pegasus, i mean it's just so random! The only bad thing is that it takes about five minutes to beat.


    23.
    January 8th, 2009 at 4:25 pm -_-Kurt-_- says:

    The walk through spoils the game


    22.
    January 8th, 2009 at 2:09 pm Hoff says:

    I like the ending.


    21.
    January 8th, 2009 at 2:06 pm McDooGz says:

    Its a horse gone unicorn gone pegasus. No, its a Pegacorn!


    20.
     
    January 8th, 2009 at 1:42 pm assault_4150 says:

    that game was FABULOUS. uh oh i think i played that game way to long.


    19.
    January 8th, 2009 at 12:42 pm Jonathan M says:

    Lost Life, it was always that way.


    18.
    January 8th, 2009 at 12:02 pm says:

    The hell was that? And it's a pegasus by the way not a unicorn. The unicorn has no wings.


    17.
    January 8th, 2009 at 11:58 am l0st4lif3 says:

    ya, im pretty sure my dick just shrank


    16.
    January 8th, 2009 at 11:11 am Pirotechnix says:

    I helped Charger become a unicorn, and my heterosexuality was never in danger. What's wrong with helping a horse realize his dream?


    15.
    January 8th, 2009 at 10:21 am nika says:

    This game should have been put on a side for a 'sexual orientation testing' week.


    14.
    January 8th, 2009 at 9:11 am cynnicysm says:

    the only excuse for that comment lestat is "english is my second language" or third...or fourth...


    13.
    January 8th, 2009 at 8:56 am Lestat says:

    it's was not an interesting game and hink it was difficult...if i haven't look in the walkthrough i would't ended it...


    12.
    January 8th, 2009 at 8:19 am looc_games says:

    I prefer applles over carrots.. I dont even mind how plebeian they are..then again..i'm not a unicorn..yet


    11.
    January 8th, 2009 at 8:09 am Mick says:

    Well.... on one hand I'm bi, so I don't have any heterosexuality to preserve.

    But on the other hand, I'm also the type of bi who has fun with your girlfriend, and then for good measure, I'll make you my *****. Because I'm so awesome that you want me to. You know you want me too. And you're not the first one. I'm just that great. So that's a bit less conductive to playing this game.

    Of course being such a badass alpha male as I am, I'm confident enough in my masculinity to play whatever the hell I want. Hell, I'm confident enough to get in touch with my feminine side, because even she could kick your ass.


    10.
    January 8th, 2009 at 8:00 am Sorchia says:

    also I love that unicorns are too snotty to eat plebeian apples. (or maybe they prefer the phallic symbolism one may find in a carrot. Ghey.)


    9.
    January 8th, 2009 at 7:58 am Sorchia says:

    Speaking as a woman who likes women, dude, that's ghey.


    8.
    January 8th, 2009 at 7:56 am Jonathan M says:

    Do they flip off gangsters alot?


    7.
    January 8th, 2009 at 7:43 am looc_games says:

    No not really but I do have the Alien hand syndrome on both hands...so my left hand keeps typing that I have a dry mouth and my other hand wants to play with the meebles all day.


    6.
    January 8th, 2009 at 7:24 am Jonathan M says:

    Looc, do you by any chance have Xerostomia? I hear it can be a sign of Lambert-Eaton syndrome, whatever the hell that is.


    5.
    January 8th, 2009 at 7:04 am bastian_1343 says:

    My only question is "wings???"


    4.
    January 8th, 2009 at 5:40 am Jonathan M says:

    This game is for homosmexicules, but I still enjoyed it, slightly. Yay walkthrough!


    3.
    January 8th, 2009 at 5:24 am looc_games says:

    See that horse fuddling the magic water! He must have had a pretty dry mouth...I can relate


    2.
    January 8th, 2009 at 5:21 am Cicharra says:

    Not so hard, the hardest part was finding the number 1 horseshoe. And the hammer. took me about 10 minutes.


    1.
    January 8th, 2009 at 5:03 am Lancre Blue says:

    You think your so clever. You almost fooled me into thinking this wasn't an escape the room game. I'm onto you punk, I'm onto you.



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