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Canada Goose Attacks
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Let this be a lesson to you world. You don’t mess with Canadians or their geese.

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May 2nd, 2010 at 1:07 am failedassassin says:

That goose was just protecting its nearby young. Goose>human+dog. Also that dog has been dumbed down by domestication, which it why it didn't know how to defend itself. Now my cat would have taken that goose out.

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April 17th, 2009 at 6:53 am Nebonit says:

are YOU?

Also what a sisy dog my dog would be all over that goose there would be nothing left of it after 5min

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April 3rd, 2009 at 3:32 am Seto Kaiba says:

How long till there's a game on here called goose attack? Start with one and build your way up till multiple are chasing you. Objective, protect your dog. Also, I wouldn't call the dog a wimp either. Maybe it was scared, maybe it just thought it to be more of an annoyance than a threat, maybe it's just trained to only attack on command.

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April 2nd, 2009 at 5:31 am RMabee says:

I've got it! We'll speed away in the boat he'll never catch us at the speed they can swim... It's genius I tell you!1!

....Touche goose, it seems I have greatly underestimated the Aves class...

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April 2nd, 2009 at 2:52 am Waffle Guy says:

When he grabbed the goose by the neck, I was hoping for a follow up of clenching animal brutality just like any fps that gets up close and grabs things violently. That neck can snap so easily

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April 1st, 2009 at 7:05 pm felis20 says:

...Aren't dogs carnivores??
If I were that guy, I'd've just let the goose do it's thang.
Live and let die.

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April 1st, 2009 at 12:23 pm Teflon Monkey says:

No matter what the context, any insult or statement ending in "goose" sounds gay..

March 31st, 2009 at 10:21 pm PeaceFrog says:

The dog wasn't such a wimp. I'd be scared if a goose the size of me stuck its beak up my butt hole :P

March 30th, 2009 at 8:31 pm Caldera says:

@ cynnicysm- No, only mammals can get rabies. Geese are just insane.

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March 30th, 2009 at 7:36 pm Sturby says:

That's one persistent goose. I know that whenever I go golfing and I knock my ball close to a gaggle of geese, I just drop a new one and take the extra stroke.

Also, you need a federal permit before you can legally kill a Canada Goose. So yea, no "spur of the moment" killing.

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March 30th, 2009 at 7:29 pm Pirotechnix says:

I agree, that dog was a wimp.

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March 30th, 2009 at 4:42 pm chewbaka says:

Or maybe Gabby should learn to defend herself.

March 30th, 2009 at 4:40 pm Dimwit says:

A gewd ole shotgun wudda dun the job tharr.

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March 30th, 2009 at 2:00 pm Pirotechnix says:

Apparently Canadian geese are so awesome that sheer videos of them can temporarily freeze my computer D:

March 30th, 2009 at 11:22 am cynnicysm says:

pwnd by goose. can geese get rabies?

also: whenever i want to eat canadian goose for dinner, i feel no urge to hunt for them, as i can go to any walmart parking lot, walk up, kick one in the head, and takeit home. (i never want to eat canadian goose)

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March 30th, 2009 at 9:30 am nika says:

I always thought Hitchcock should have incorporated geese in his movie- unlike chickadees, those could really do some damage.

Also, is it just me or this goose was going right for that dog's butt..?

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