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5 Minutes to Kill Yourself
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For the scores, enter a time of 04:35:853 as 4.35853.

DigYourOwnGrave High Scores:
Gold Medal 1. SAMBO 0.51406 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
Silver Medal 2. SlayerML 0.53537 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
Bronze Medal 3. Tox 0.54695 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
4. AllCapone 0.59438 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
5. IchbineinGott 1.07930 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
6. Davedou 1.24300 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
7. canubeontop 1.29322 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
8. Gevora 1.42210 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
9. iamwhiteandiswim 1.45419 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
10. Game Overlord 2.02318 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
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26 Littlegrey Comments:

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May 4th, 2010 at 11:15 am Chuz-Himself757 says:

this games pretty sweet. i kinda enjoy killing myself.

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May 3rd, 2010 at 6:51 am crab224 says:

KAMAKAZIE *gets out gun*.......*bang*

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October 19th, 2009 at 4:36 pm SlayerML says:

You can get the big fat guy to hit you if you tell him hes a sick small minded man. But he hits you only for 15% and takes 3 text boxes and 3 seconds of lying on the floor, so its really not worth it.

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July 27th, 2009 at 11:46 pm sportsplaya says:

Cool game....I can only beat it in four minutes....I still can't believe people can beat it in under one minute....

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July 25th, 2009 at 1:30 am FrickaFresh says:

how the hell did someone get 51 seconds?

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July 3rd, 2009 at 6:56 am Game Overlord says:

How can you win, or die, in less than a minute?

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June 23rd, 2009 at 3:32 am hodge podge says:

Are the high score less than a second? How is the possible?

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May 19th, 2009 at 7:08 pm Resident Hussar says:

How can you "convince" the big fat useless man that Stan deserves some good beating? Is there a way? All I could do is to tell him to STFU.

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May 5th, 2009 at 10:22 pm mr.awsome says:

lol nice path I just got a high score for me 1min and 20 secs

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May 5th, 2009 at 8:04 pm Tox says:

Oops, I forgot to add the stapler by the elevator

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May 5th, 2009 at 8:01 pm Tox says:

My route:
Down to get the lighter.
Up to the right to get torched - 18%
To the kitchen to put the blender in the microwave - 18%
Staple myself 3 times - 3x5 = 15% (rotate staples until the women in front of microwave moves)
Knock on THE MAN's door to get eaten by weasels - 5x5 = 25%
Elevator upstairs to summon the shark - 20%
= dead

I've seen people do this in under 50 seconds

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May 4th, 2009 at 11:14 pm mr.awsome says:

omg I can only beat it in 2 freaking mins how could you get it in 1 min or less!?!?!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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May 3rd, 2009 at 1:22 pm miKel says:

The controls are so annoying.

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May 2nd, 2009 at 6:19 pm Fluffen says:

Are the guys in the top using my route or something else? I'm eager to find a more convenient path. Should be possible to get ~45 seconds.

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May 2nd, 2009 at 5:10 pm Jonathan M says:

That isn't less than 5 seconds, that is 59 seconds.

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May 1st, 2009 at 10:46 pm Fluffen says:


My route:
Down to get the lighter.
Talk to the guy in orange to get the HAND - 10%
Up to the right to get torched - 18%
To the kitchen to put the blender in the microwave - 18%
Staple myself 3 times - 3x5 = 15%
Elevator upstairs to summon the shark - 20%
Knock on THE MAN's door to get eating by weasels - 5x5 = 25%

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May 1st, 2009 at 9:13 pm sir colton says:

theres a second one O_o

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May 1st, 2009 at 7:49 pm cowman1812 says:

wman that sounds kinda gamee though...never knew it could be so hard to kill yourself

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May 1st, 2009 at 5:20 pm SLERBO says:

how can you die in less then 5 seconds???

May 1st, 2009 at 5:17 pm GURL NXT DOOR says:

omg omg omg i love this game now only if i could make my brother the dude.. and kill jk jk jk ( but seriously if you have siblings u know how i feel)... lol

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May 1st, 2009 at 4:50 pm Fluffen says:

Excellent time waster ^^
I got 1:06846 but I hate rankosauros.

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May 1st, 2009 at 2:21 pm Gevora says:

I still have the high score!

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May 1st, 2009 at 1:19 pm Wman says: is where
I Love this game!!!

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May 1st, 2009 at 1:03 pm Dominic says:

Haven't we had this game on DYOG before? i remember it from somwhere at least.

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May 1st, 2009 at 10:34 am iamwhiteandiswim says:

good, i got the high score.

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May 1st, 2009 at 9:59 am nika says:

These controls make me wanna kill myself.

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