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What’s your English name?

A lot of Chinese names are hard to pronounce for us round-eyes, so it’s a good thing that so many Chinese people create English names for themselves. Though the names they choose often leave something to be desired, in the spirit of togetherness I’ve decided to come up with my own English Chinese name. Just call me Waddles MacRarrar.

13 Comments:

13.	January 15th, 2008 at 7:15 pm ys says: My name must never be spoken.

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January 10th, 2008 at 2:15 pm Ripley says:

I laughed a lot at this. The Susan part was pretty funny and Smacker.

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January 9th, 2008 at 9:54 pm Chubbs says:

My name is Eric. Eric Sean.

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January 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm John2 says:

Yeah i have a riend who's name is "Emo" too. wierd.

January 9th, 2008 at 4:46 pm Original says:

the names Roch.

Mike Roch

January 9th, 2008 at 3:30 pm Pokey says:

not another emo fight...

my new names infinity.
because i am infinity good.

January 9th, 2008 at 1:31 pm Kiwi says:

i loved when they zoomed in on the susan name tag and the guy goes "what are you doing?!"

January 9th, 2008 at 12:54 pm subvert the fetus! says:

i thought emo was short for emotive. either way i like what bluerocker said. you'll know me when i moon you instead of saying my name.

January 9th, 2008 at 8:47 am chewbaka says:

Dollar. What a great name. We need more names anyway, with hundred of thousands of Johns in this country we need to start importing more names from China.

January 9th, 2008 at 8:35 am cynnicysm says:

emokid, i hate to be the first person to tell you this, but emo doesn't mean dark, goth means dark, emo means emotional...usually associated with songs about how hard it is to pick up girls/boys or how much it hurts when girls/boys leave you and generally ends with someone crying. goth just breeds deathmetal, which everyone can enjoy...er...everyone who isn't really into jesus, or life, or...uh..happiness

January 9th, 2008 at 8:19 am bluerocker says:

Who needs a name anyway? If the 'Artist Formally Known As Prince' can be represented by just a symbol, then I choose the middle finger.

2.	January 9th, 2008 at 7:24 am emokid says: my english name is, emo. it means dark

January 9th, 2008 at 6:25 am nika says:

Maybe I should create an English name for myself - and call me a plagiarist, but I kinda like 'Smacker'. If everything else goes wrong for me, I can always fight in WWE.