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Beat ya! Wave 146.
I have made it to wave 144 before!
I ONLY GOT TO WAVE 72 :/
I like fire turrents:)
Looking through, I just realized I completely forgot about ginger snaps. I change my vote to that.
Also, I bid:
1. The sun
2. Zues's thunderbolts
3. A daimond-tipped bullet from the anvil of Hephaestus/Vulcan
4. George Bush (not because he's worth anything, really, just to get rid of him)
5. France (same reason as # 4)
6. The soul of a demon-eating kitten
7. God (pick one, I really don't use any of 'em that often)
Choco chip cookie dough w/ nuts.
Also, teflon monkey, I don't care if you're from Britain. They're cookies. Suck it up.
Other British things that piss me off:
Crisps (they're chips)
chips (they're fries)
British people who think that just because they're european they are better educated/smarter/more awesome than all Americans (newsflash, that only holds true in the south).
British people who learn everything they know about America from Westerns.
I is back...To continue thine bid.I bid my soul for Nika and Admin to live happily togetha in the land of milk and cookehs with my bodeh!:D(You owe me Nika!D: Praise me i your new religion of Jakoinianity!~)
the admin puts on way to many tower defense games but this time he made a good choice.
Peanut butter chocolate chip are my favorite.
Enclave-Quick cash
score-85395
This is my top score. Although I only played twice.
cant we just steal Nika?
Tower games are usually fun! And this one is very good. I like it!
I got to wave 102 so much fun
Well I'm not Yugi, but I did just get the millenium puzzle in an online auction... YUGIOH!
It is I Kaiba, and Ipsofonic used the heart of the cards to win Nika. Or some other thing, I can't remember so well after season 7.
There's no such thing as magic only holograms! You're just making this claim to make a loophole. Wait.....Ipso are you Yugi?! It's always Yugi getting in my way with his nonsense about magic. You must be Yugi! Nooo!!!
She can bid herself through magic!
Hold up a sec. I gave permission for Nika to bid anything in the Kaibacorp fianances, next time I'll remember to grab the jar containing my soul first, but that's beside the point she bid as permitted but since she wasn't in my bank, because it's not sunny in there, how can she bid herself?
AND THE WINNER BY DEFAULT IS NIKA, who bid herself for the admins sake. But wait, that means that Kaiba owns the admin nao! I think I have a plan though....
Nika, your nobility will be rewarded. As I said back in post 101, I install the WISH addon onto Nika, meaning that I get 3 wishes! First, I wish I had mad and rad Psy powers, like telekinesis and head asplosions. Next I wish I had the admin back! And last I wish that Nika was free and couldn’t be auctioned off anymore! You’re free, you don’t have to live in the lamp anymore!
And thus, Ipsofonic defeated Seto Kaiba and his Blue Eyes White Garden Gnome, and set Nika free. To this day, he still owns the admin, and is willing to sell it off to the highest bidder. And everyone lived happily ever after.
The End ?
I bid myself for Admin then. I wanna set him free while I suffer in captivity, cause his happiness is more important to me than my own.
I might be proclaimed a saint after I die.
Snickerdoodle.
yeah, i happen to have an extra mudkip in excellent condition. i just took him out for a swim actually
The bid for an admin stands at one (1) charizard, a box of snickerdoodles, sixteen dollars and 47 cents, the soul of Edgar Allen Poe, and the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can you change the charizard to a mudkip? I liek mudkipz.
Samdude, I won't accept your bid as it is only monies, and monies is just paper.
Also, Nika, you can't bid. I'm pretty sure Seto Kaiba owns you, and all of your belongings, so you are bidding for him. Remember, you chose Seto's basement over my offer of two wishes and freedom, and now you can;t legally own my admin! Of course, you can always bid yourself, that's pretty much an instant win.
I BID £ONE KAJILLION GBP (That's even more in US dollars!).
i didn't want to have to do this but in order to win this admin i guess i have to. I bid one (1) charizard, a box of snickerdoodles, sixteen dollars and 47 cents, the soul of Edgar Allen Poe, and the answer to life, the universe, and everything
I bid my appendix, my bug collection (now that's something to appreciate), a date with me, and Seto's soul.
i bid my soul again.
wait ipsofonic, you don't want my bid?
i can increase it if you want
Hmm. As long as Nika wins, I will have ownership of Admin through Nika in a way. Nika, you have the full backing of Kaibacorp's finances. I'll even add Yugi and Joey into the deal just to get them off my hands.
The bid for an admin stands at: 7$, two Jamieson chewable vitamin C pills, one mole cricket in nutella jar, one generic thigh master. Nika is the current bidder.
Actually freedom doesn't sound as good after Seto's offer. ;)
This is what I bid for Admin: 7$, two Jamieson chewable vitamin C pills, one mole cricket in nutella jar, one generic thigh master.
NIKA, WAIT! If you come with me, I'll use the third wish you give me to set you free!! Think about it, freedom!
I am currently auctioning one (1) admin of Digyourowngrave.com. As you all know, the Admin experimented with cloning in his younger years, and I hold in my hand the only good clone. He also smells of strawberries, so he is somewhat better than the real admin. The bidding starts at $1.
Nika and that guys soul is worthless, *kicks them out* STOP STEALING ALL MY COOKIE DOUGH! :(
My bid still stands at $1, because I'm SURE that this is the Price is Right, and I'm SURE all of you are grossly overbidding nika's worth ;)
I think we'll get along just fine, and cookies definitely sealed the deal.
You win. ;)
Only if you two can get along. And like I said, the cookies that your toungue will eat through your head for and your favorite kind will be provided, if I am able to win.
If you win all the bids, will I be kept in the same sunny location with Admin?
Add some cookies to that equation, and it's quite a happy place. ;)
Also, Nika, if I win you'll get your favorite cookies too, along with a nice sunny place if you wish instead of a basement. I'll also include the cookies that are rumored to be so delicious you're toungue will eat through your brain to get through and I wish to include this bid for admin too.
Damn. Wish I woulda come back when I saw the auction. Jonathan, if you look around ebay a little bit, you'll see alot of stuff over 1,000 dollars so it's not the maximum. Also, as stated, it's not ebay. Also, I wish to buy the soul, the gypsies, and Nika. I'll use the Kaiba family fortune to get the world's greatest cookie bakers and trade them to the current owners so that they can have a life time supply, and yes I'll buy the supplies when needed, of their favorite cookies. A never ending supply. Do we have a deal? Anyone?
Jakoin, 1000 dollars can NOT fail..Simply because its the highest bid..The time ran out you guys, I won..Nika you and that guys soul is coming with me! *gets his scythe*
i bid on cereal's soil with a pancake.
wait...who gets my soul?
sweet nika says i won!
So first things first. Nika, make me a sandwich.
I must reject the year's supply of Gypsies for the following reasons:
A. I was bidding on Nika, not Gypsies.
2. Based on your saying "(insert your name ehre)" it is quite clear to me that you did not understand what I was bidding. If you read the list and realized that I was not just bidding random items, it would be clear what my name is.
and
D. I just ate a really tasty piece of cake. It was delicious and moist. Most definitely not a lie.
Fine....I'll put a window in the basement for the sun to filter in ._. but you will not!I repeat not!Get oreo's :o
still going to bid 96 pennies, 42 nickels, 13 dimes, 16 quarters, a two dollar bill, and the only tears of chuck norris known to exist
I will make an official complaint to slaves union- I refuse to dwell in the basement.
I'm a sun worshiper and it insults my religion.
And which Admin are we bidding for?
Awwww, I wanted Nika in my basement...
Well, now I'm auctioning off the admin I won in Shlopel. The bidding starts at 1 penny.
AND THE WINNING BID!(because I said so)IS!a type of calculus, graphics based on geometrical primitives, a marketing company known for selling kitchen knives, a character from Harry Potter, a novel by Robin Cook, a Canadian breakfast cereal, and a location from Final Fantasy VI.Congratulations (insert your name ehre)You now own a years supply of gypsies!These gypsies can do your laundry make you food and tell your future!(Yeah...I've decided to keep Nika >_> She's more valuable than you can think obviously I mean I could get chuck norris tears and hair for her!So Nika's mine she's in my basement with comp and internet access >_>)
I'm sorry guys, I think cereal wins. ;)
Huh......what you talk'in bout willis......
All this because I posted a recipe for really tasty cookies... I don't know if I should be proud of myself or afraid for the human race.
Regardless, I'll jump in on the bidding.
I bid a type of calculus, graphics based on geometrical primitives, a marketing company known for selling kitchen knives, a character from Harry Potter, a novel by Robin Cook, a Canadian breakfast cereal, and a location from Final Fantasy VI.
i bid my soul.
i bid chuck norris hair tears of chuck 1 millon chalupas $900,000 7cats 5 pennys my 10 pounds of stolen copper a cookie a psp 5 xbox 360's and 8 marbles
Nika: Ipsofonic, what do you say about your bidding level?!
Ipsofonic: I BID OVER $9000!
Nika: WHAT, 9000! There's no way that will lose!
And so it won't...
Hooray!
Whats this?!This isn't EBAY!This is MEBAY!Yes MEBAY....My EBAY....>_> anyways!$1000 dollars fails!The bid now stands at!96 pennies, 42 nickels, 13 dimes, 16 quarters, a two dollar bill, and the tears of chuck norris known to exist.The bidding ends tommorow morning at 7:30 AM EST so bid now bid hard and bid fast!And this nice gypsie will be yours...Er I mean Nika >_> Yeah Nika will be yours.
My two dollars beat that stop lowering the bet! I bet 1000 dollars which happens to be the EBAY AUTO SELL PRICE (if that exists) SO I WIN NOOBS! Nikka you're comin' with me.
I'll bid $1 for nika. This is Price is Right, correct? No matter her value, I'm guaranteed not to go over :D
The dang school computers will not let me log on. I will change my bid to 96 pennies, 42 nickels, 13 dimes, 16 quarters, a two dollar bill, and the tears of chuck norris known to exist.
i've got some belly button lint i could stand to get rid of, if that counts as a bid.
Nika...Stop interfering with my plot to rule the world with my earnings from this bidding!D: If you stop interfering I'll give you a lock of Chuck Norris hair...And a cookie >_>
Lets be fair here: the bid stands at all you listed above + 3$ + one Admin.
I'm sorry, but the fact someone offered to trade Admin for me clearly indicates I'm not *as* worthless.
ALRIGHTY ALRIGHTY!The bid now stands at an amazing!2 nickles, 4 dimes, 10 pennies, 30 erasers, 2 pencils, 4 pieces of reinforced notebook paper, 1 hole punch, 14 froggy stickers, and 47 toenail clippings Don't ask why I choose this over a lock of Chuck Norris hair...I'd take it but my voodoo doll is in the voodoo shop being repaired from my hardcore use of voodoo on it....so Nika!You may be owned soon!
ZoMg!! I logged in!! Oh Em Geezers! It's amazing!!
Anyway....
*dances in a circle*
♫Chocolate-Drop cookies are the best, Chocolate-drop cookies are my friends! Chocolate-drop Cookies, I love you! Chocolate-drop cookies, I EAT YOU!!!♫
Still to lazy to use my Auto-fill button to sign it. Oops. Ah well. I bid 2 nickles, 4 dimes, 10 pennies, 30 erasers, 2 pencils, 4 pieces of reinforced notebook paper, 1 hole punch, 14 froggy stickers, and 47 toenail clippings for Nika.
Although I have no idea why we're bidding on her. O.o
I bid everything 1supercosmic bid, plus perfect spelling, you get to smash a guitar over my head and I'll let you keep her left foot
i bid on nika with the world 7 nukuler wepons a cat an old shoe a sniper rifel a lock of hair from chuck norris and the cure for aids.
I will bid one (1) Admin for Nika. I won it in a particularly nasty game of Shlopel. Or was it a Mudkip I won... Either way, I bid my Shlopel winnings on Nika.
I bid 75000 quibles.... That's my the currency that my 5th grade class had. But I really beat 5 bucks.
i bid 3 dollars and two bits.
ONOEZ!Gots a high roller the bid now stands at 3 dollars any takers?!
3 bucks. I'm a high roller, lolz
Two bucks.
Too lazy to log in at school but Nika's bid is denied!Can't bid on yourself silly :o the bid stands at a dime!
I bid one million dollars. Even that isn't even remotely close enough.
No wait.. Crap. I forgot to log in with my other account. :P
Good thing I came in when I did...
I bid one dime!
Fine....I'll go up to a dime.Come on people Nika can be yours for a dime!
Yeah... actually I haven't played the game yet either. I just keep coming back to the comments section because... well... cookies.
I haven't even played the game yet, but all i want to do is mention the hilarity (disturbing hilarity) of all this speak of cookies with a world vision add right to the side...now i know its different every time but when everyone is commenting on delicious cookie goodness and there's an add about starving kids in Africa i just have to laugh. Stale ginger snaps are by far my favorite. I buy them new and then open the bag and let them sit for a day before consuming...so theyre nice and stiff like...mmm i think i just wet myself a little im so excited...
why the heck were people talking about cookies...im allergic to cookies....NOT. if i was allergic to cookies i would have killed my self already.
Snickerdoodles = Yummy *starts to drool*
I used quick cash mode, and took advantage of the walls completely.
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Sorry, too lazy to sign in right now.
My favorite cookie would have to be Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip!!!! Omnomnom!!!!!!!!!*munch*
Keenan Boles, Infinite.
Oh come on, I'm worth at least a quarter. I have skills.
How did I get involved in this story in the first place..?
I died on lvl 145!! How many levels are ther?!
Okay, why have I gotten so many phone calls about nika, cookies and selling nika for cookies?
...I never should've put that gypsie ad in the newspaper -.-
By the way…Damn aircrafts. http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/154/bahjk8.png
I'll trade for something worth or more than Nika....a nickel will suffice...:3
'Your tongue would eat through your brain to get to it.' - this must be the best hyperbole describing cookie deliciousness I've ever heard.
To anyone who owns me (it's getting too confusing to keep track): I eat 4 times a day and I need daily exercise.
lol Wow. Never thought I would hear anyone say "Pwnage" when reffering to someone's cooking being better to someone else's. It does seem by RJ's discription though that you've been pwned Jonathan. As for Nika, you aren't owned by Gypsies anymore, just Jakoin. Unless Jakoin trades ya again :P
I have a recipe for a chocolate chip cookie cake, 18" diameter and roughly 3/4" thick, that is so good, you could rest it on your head and your tongue would eat through your brain to get to it.
THAT is my favorite cookie ever. And this game was fun, but not really my kind of thing. :\
OMNOMNOMNOM COOKIES!!
lol this game is fun but gets boring after a while.
Anyway, to fit in, I shall now post the recipe to my favorite kind of cookie. Cinnamon Cookies.
http://www.recipezaar.com/Cinnamon-Cookies-48241
Now, does anybody know how I can super size this to the size of a big ass pizza?
While I was having a relaxing Saturday, little did I know I'm getting sold to gypsies for cookies.
Sugar cookies SUCK, unless they’re homemade at my house..Then, DAAAMN! I mean daaaaaaamn Those aren't your mothers cookies, They're MY mothers' cookies..Well not really, we got the recipe from..Someone.
We make them for christmas (I WANNA MAKE EM >=O) And we make icing and decorate them, make them into shapes like a man,heart,circle,triangle..
Different color icings..Sprinkles.
Pwnage.
Elfman your plan has 1 flaw...I have already sold Nika to the gypsies for the recipe...Then I sold the recipe for some gypsies...Then sold the gypsies for Nika so HA!Wait...Damnit!>_<
Cookie pizzas are teh best of all cookies! It can be like any cookie, just the size of a pizza, which makes any kind of cookie 20x betters.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vector I would sell Nika to the Gypsies to get my hands on some more of those cookies!!!
Best cookie eva!!
I'm gonna have to make these cookies now, just cause someone actually posted a recipe as a comment on a game.
These cookies have a lot of ingredients, but they're AMAZING.
INGREDIENTS
* 1 cup butter
* 1 cup white sugar
* 1 cup packed brown sugar
* 2 eggs
* 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
* 1 tablespoon real maple syrup
* 1 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
* 1/3 cup graham cracker crumbs
* 1 teaspoon baking soda
* 1 teaspoon baking powder
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 3 cups rolled oats
* 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
* 4 ounces finely grated chocolate bar
* 1 cup chopped walnuts
* 1/2 cup chopped pecans
DIRECTIONS
1. Place margarine in a large bowl. With an electric mixer, cream for 30 seconds. Stop and scrape bowl. Add sugars and cream for 2 minutes. Stop and scrape bowl. Add eggs, vanilla, and maple syrup. Mix for 2 minutes. Scrape bowl.
2. Add all-purpose flour, graham cracker crumbs, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Mix on low for 1 minute. Add oatmeal and mix on low for 1 to 1 1/2 minutes, until thoroughly blended. Add chocolate and nuts. Mix on low for 30 seconds, just until blended.
3. Drop by rounded teaspoonfuls onto greased baking sheets. Bake at 350 degrees for 8 to 10 minutes. Cool completely on wire racks.
I like the game but I think they should have made it so the enemy could slowly destroy your turrets and/or the build able walls. other than that I like how you can build all over the map however i've seen it before... 3/5
Tower defense games are one of my favorite types of flash games
warn and gooey chocalate chip, oh yeah
I have to say I do love STD games
Whatnow?
sugar cookies aer the best mmmmmmmmm.
http://www.rankosaur.us/screenshots/view/6397
check it i pwn this game :)
Snickerdoodles baked or not
final score,
a heck of a lot of machine gun turrets,
a smaller amount than machine gun of cannons
15 flax cannons
1 heavy cannon
1 plasma cannon
1 flamethrower
a few blocks
wave 118
score 56334 (i think i accidentally hit quit!!!)
if i didnt have to of restarted firefox for rankosaurus, i would have put a screenshot...so believe me or not its ur desicion
i dont like cookies XD
i made it to lvl 102 without getting hit
i love chocolate oatmeal cookies with coconut shavings. mmmmmmmmmmmm cooookies!
OMNOMNOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Turtleboy412????
yeah so i like TD games, but I couldn't get into this one. I'm sorry but how am I supposed to pretend to be important if I can't win?
oh and chocolate chip
I have never liked peanut butter cookies.
I'm suprised noone has said OMNOMNOM yet.
chocolate chip cookies with m&ms
mmmm...
the best ones are the peanut cookies with the hershey's kisses in the middle
MMMMMM COOKIES
Sugar cookies rule for sure!
My mom's homemade PB cookies.... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Now with that out of the way I like this one better than all of those other TD games.... Except maybe Towering forever.
because the people who type things like that typically are too stupid to realize they've hit caps lock so they hold shift to make the I's capital, which makes them small. that's why.
Peanut butter cookies.
chocolat chip cookies YAY
The ones with white chocolate and macadamia nuts in them. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cookies
Mmmmmm....Dough.......>_> Erm I mean Uh.....douuuuugh......Chocolate chip dough....:3
It wont load for me :(
definite no bakes,as long as they have peanut butter in them :P
iTS JUST ANOTER TOWER DEFENCE GAME iM TOTALY BOARD OF THEES TYPES OF GAMES!
Chocolate chip. With macademia. well baked.
White choc chip, but uncooked- I'm talking dough :)
Also, they're biscuits -_-
Why doesn't the admin capitalize the i's?
Plus, sugar cookies.
Gotta be no bake cookies
Definitely chocolate chip, with dark chocolate.
Though I recently discovered apple chip cookies and whole bag was gone in one Seinfeld episode. *blush*
no bakes and white chocolate chip macadamia nut.
Oatmeal cookies.
White choc chip.