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Unfair Platformer
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Life is unfair. The sooner you kids learn this, the better off you’ll be. When you get older you can expect everyday life to be exactly like this game. Well, you don’t die as much – unless you count dying on the inside.

59 Littlegrey Comments:

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December 21st, 2010 at 6:36 pm bladestar09 says:

oh my god i wanna KILL THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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September 28th, 2008 at 2:27 am Twilightelf says:

lol. nice game. i no this game is unfair, but the sonic music, that's fair!

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September 9th, 2008 at 11:58 pm Finch says:

Finished!
76 deaths.

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August 11th, 2008 at 6:10 pm GuiltyByAssociation says:

AAAAAAAAARGH!

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August 4th, 2008 at 9:23 pm Uber Asphalt says:

This is very well named.

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July 10th, 2008 at 12:15 am timmy2x4 says:

The best way to go when you start is left trust me you will like it more

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June 25th, 2008 at 8:45 am Resident Hussar says:

I'm not gonna play this game anymore, it's way too frustrating. xD

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June 18th, 2008 at 2:42 pm Afiag says:

This game is a jerk. How many levels are there...?

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June 15th, 2008 at 1:08 pm audioxience says:

I can finally beat the 2nd level, weeeeeeeee

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May 4th, 2008 at 7:36 pm Ikaru says:

it's one of those games you hate, but you just can't figure out why...

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April 22nd, 2008 at 11:11 pm ??? says:

Rule 1: Live and learn.
Rule 2: Follow rule 1.

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April 16th, 2008 at 5:08 pm Poopcorn says:

THIS IS BAD FOR MY ADHD O.o

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March 31st, 2008 at 6:37 pm artard says:

finished the game............and with only 127 deaths!

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March 28th, 2008 at 9:23 pm Spartan117 says:

o...m...g....this game frustrates me soo much. i want to blow up my computer....

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March 28th, 2008 at 1:10 pm PyrroFishh says:

I. HATE. THIS GAME. SO. FRICKIN' MUCH.

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March 16th, 2008 at 3:16 pm oreo says:

I don't like Mr. Weight...

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March 16th, 2008 at 12:19 am allil says:

way to hard 1st time second time lost2 guys....

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February 28th, 2008 at 11:47 pm bmar2 says:

first time, wanted to throw my keyboard... second time, only 11 lives lost... so much easier the second time around...

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February 23rd, 2008 at 2:47 pm MXCNLZ says:

GAME CHEATS
KKLJH7 -4
7645UK -5
E5G9GY - 6
OLKJ55 – 7

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February 15th, 2008 at 12:53 am goldendragun says:

its just excatly like the cat man game.

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February 12th, 2008 at 11:32 am Thrax13 says:

i don't want eternal happiness anymore ;_;

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February 12th, 2008 at 10:06 am DXAshram says:

For anyone who doesn't know, the "Sonic music" people keep reffering to is the theme for Spring Yard Zone, from Sonic the Hedgehog.

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February 11th, 2008 at 8:18 pm morhkt says:

Just start over, you'll see it's easy when you do it for the second time.

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February 11th, 2008 at 3:40 pm p00pd0g says:

Codes anyone? I accidentally pressed the back button on my mouse =(

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February 11th, 2008 at 5:44 am chewbaka says:

These kinds of games are fun to play through. This one was pretty easy though.

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February 11th, 2008 at 3:19 am Sainth says:

I failed the coin part of level 3 one too many times and gave up :(

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February 11th, 2008 at 12:32 am morhkt says:

My final critic: this game is too short and too easy; the part that is the closest to be hard is the end of level 3, where there are all those arrows flying around. The end is disappointing too, I expected to see the top of Doom Mountain. The music is cool, but too short as well.

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February 10th, 2008 at 7:20 pm Niruz says:

Whoever didn't like this game. seriously, needs to get off the internet.
this game was awesome.

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February 10th, 2008 at 5:57 pm Cartman101 says:

I finished it if you need help, just ask.

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February 10th, 2008 at 4:31 pm Keith says:

I'm in line right after you Mr Plow. Two billion slaps come up.

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February 10th, 2008 at 5:12 am morhkt says:

duck guy, I'll have to disagree. The cat mario game is WAY harder than this.

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February 10th, 2008 at 3:43 am subvert the fetus! says:

i like the sonic music. that was all i liked about it.

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February 9th, 2008 at 8:50 pm Mr. Plow says:

im sorry but who made this game? whoever did is a stupid idiot and should therefore be slapped about a billion times.

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February 9th, 2008 at 6:52 pm mad_neighbor says:

Ok why in the first place does the character want to go to doom mountain?

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February 9th, 2008 at 6:45 pm Rynn says:

Couldnt get past the third level...ghey

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February 9th, 2008 at 6:19 pm Mario_Man says:

Stupid moving blocks!

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February 9th, 2008 at 5:39 pm Kiwi says:

This game is so UNFAIR!

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February 9th, 2008 at 5:37 pm Diggey11 says:

Yay I won, it wasnt that hard, I only died 80 something times.

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February 9th, 2008 at 12:45 pm duckwariorrandom says:

This is harder than cat mario. I think it was called Sybon Action. But this game is harder.

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February 9th, 2008 at 9:57 am twan says:

how do you do lvl 3???
1 and 2 cost me 12 lives alltogether but i can't get past the coins:(

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February 9th, 2008 at 8:59 am The123robot says:

That is like the hard version of Mario! I got to Level 3 and then I gave up. It's too hard!

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February 9th, 2008 at 7:24 am John2 says:

Jesus frekin christ that was hard!!!! im only on the 5th level and it is extremely madenning. I dont think ive ever cussed at a machine that much. How many levels are there anyway?

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February 9th, 2008 at 4:01 am I_AM_DRAGON_MASTER says:

Well, I doubt anybody will belive me when I say this, but ive played a game that is a rip off of super mario, and was exactally like this. But because the game was i Japanese and gibberish, we just dubbed the game "Hard Game"

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February 9th, 2008 at 2:01 am 10electro01 says:

Wow, that wasnt as hard as i expected. And you are able to tell witch platforms are fake, they are slightly lower than real ones.

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February 9th, 2008 at 12:57 am Timothy says:

I have defeated doom mountain but I didn't find the eternal happiness that the sign promised!

Stupid lying signs.

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February 9th, 2008 at 12:21 am JurassicUtility says:

K-Hill
http://www.digyourowngrave.com/super-mario-the-hardest-level/

That vid is already on the site. ;)

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February 8th, 2008 at 11:47 pm K-Hill says:

Two things I forgot to say. 1) After you beat the game, just keep going right. You go off the screen, and you can keep going and going and going. and 2) this is to admin. Could you maybe please put that link in my last comment on the site. That would be like totally freaking awesome. And maybe mention me in the description of it ^_^ thanks, you are my hero admin

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February 8th, 2008 at 11:20 pm K-Hill says:

ahahaha, the name is UNFAIR PLATFORMER people! geeze, what did you expect? I thought it was INGENIOUS, and totally reminded me of http://youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8 I died a total of 101 times, and I finished the game. It's definately a fave.

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February 8th, 2008 at 8:46 pm dementor says:

this game really does cheet and why are they using sonic music?

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February 8th, 2008 at 8:34 pm Guitarjunkie2119 says:

i really dislike this game.

it makes me feel inferior to who ever made it.

i kinda wanna punch a baby now.

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February 8th, 2008 at 7:55 pm 10electro01 says:

Its not even skill, it is just luck.

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February 8th, 2008 at 7:49 pm Cartman101 says:

iT KINDA REMINDS ME of the hardest game ever on VF

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February 8th, 2008 at 6:02 pm Hoff says:

This game is the most frustrating thing i've ever done, i hate it.

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February 8th, 2008 at 4:56 pm cynnicysm says:

What?

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February 8th, 2008 at 3:28 pm Thrax13 says:

that hard game like this even exist...

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February 8th, 2008 at 3:25 pm bluerocker says:

All I wanted to do was climb Sunshine Mountain and have a nice, peaceful picnic with the birds and the flowers in the meadow. Stupid Doom Mountain!

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February 8th, 2008 at 3:19 pm cynnicysm says:

too me like 140 lives, thou a good 40 of those were just watching him fall on that one level...pretty unrewarding at the finish, just like life i suppose, damn metaphors.

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February 8th, 2008 at 12:49 pm nika says:

Exactly Search, just like life.
You travel to a Doom Mountain every day and sometimes get pierced with stakes.
;)

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February 8th, 2008 at 11:46 am Search says:

Too hard. Way too hard.

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