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Natural selection at work my friends.

16 Littlegrey Comments:

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December 13th, 2008 at 4:39 pm Wman says:

He should be on Jackass

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November 3rd, 2008 at 2:48 pm savageclaw says:

if i did that i think i would just kill myself after a hit like that.....not worth the pain lol

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November 1st, 2008 at 2:13 am zack says:

rofl....bad move dumb ass!

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October 27th, 2008 at 9:54 pm morhkt says:

How can it even be possible to suck so intensely at aiming?

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October 26th, 2008 at 3:21 pm kioga says:

They are talking in dutch:) you know what the guy says before he jumps? "I got a new idea :D"

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October 26th, 2008 at 7:44 am lolwut says:

Wow... He's got balls of steel!!

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October 26th, 2008 at 12:46 am -_-Kurt-_- says:

This should earn a Darwin Award! Even if he didn't actually die, his genetic future did though

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October 25th, 2008 at 10:39 pm ElEaNoR rIgBy says:

Ouch! a straight shot to the baby maker.

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October 25th, 2008 at 6:28 pm flame says:

he sure had a nice day.

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October 24th, 2008 at 4:34 pm RJ says:

(imagine all this being said in a David Attenborough voice)

It seems as if, on some cellular or even genetic level, an organism realizes it's too deficient to be a useful member of the community, and realizes it shouldn't reproduce. Of course, the organism's brain only registers this as "LET'S JUMP OFF THE ROOF IT WILL BE AWESOME."

So the organism hurls itself off the highest thing it can find, in an effort to sacrifice itself for the greater good - to leave more resources for the better-equipped or perhaps leap into the mouth of a predator to buy the others a chance to get away. This normally would be a thing to avoid at all costs, but the deficient one's brain is wired so that it only feels happy in its suicidal task.

CRONCH - and the gonads are destroyed. The deficient organism may not have killed itself, but it has, at least, tried to guarantee that its genes will not be passed on.

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October 24th, 2008 at 2:35 am thepara says:

As soon as I saw the guy on the roof I knew this one would be a bad one. Idiot.

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October 23rd, 2008 at 11:08 pm Turtleboy412 says:

This is the alternative to paying child support.

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October 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 pm What Now says:

I was kind of hoping that he woul make cause if he did then would have fallen off the other side and really broke something other than his left nut hahahahaha!!

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October 23rd, 2008 at 2:20 pm nika says:

One dirt stain less floating in a gene pool.

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October 23rd, 2008 at 12:43 pm Pirotechnix says:

I enjoyed how he scissored his legs out right before hitting the trampoline. It's like he was wanting it to happen.

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October 23rd, 2008 at 9:33 am Aaron the Magnificent says:

Why are people so stupid? Was it that hard to move the trampoline 3 feet closer? Is there too much rhetoric in this comment?

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