Tips for New Mothers

Tips for New Mothers
Tips for New Mothers
Comments (18)
categories: Funny, Pics

Secret research I have conducted has shown that fully 58.98864% of my readership is pregnant women, so I’ve decided I should do my part to help ensure that the children of tomorrow are not as hopeless as the children of today.

18 Comments:
    18.
    March 18th, 2009 at 1:51 pm derailed says:

    That just inspired me to film myself doing all those to a very lifelike babydoll. In front of a crowd. Just for fun.

    17.
    		July 20th, 2008 at 7:20 am DanteVeroe666 says:

    well why didn't anyone tell me not to put a baby in a drawer,they likes socks I thought.

    16.
    		January 30th, 2008 at 4:08 pm strawberry says:

    Why didn't they tell me this before? x[

    15.
    		January 29th, 2008 at 9:42 pm morhkt says:

    Me too! And I also used to do benchpress. Here's a picture of me now. http://www.nosumo.com/pics/muscleMan.jpg

    14.
    		January 29th, 2008 at 9:03 am Thrax13 says:

    hmmm.. i was washed that way when i was little...

    13.
    		January 28th, 2008 at 9:28 pm morhkt says:

    Wow, that baby will be pretty tough when he's gonna grow big.

    12.
    		January 28th, 2008 at 8:41 pm Mr. Plow says:

    that is extremely wierd.

    11.
    		January 28th, 2008 at 5:37 pm Kiwi says:

    My favorite was DON'T shove baby in a backpack.

    10.
    		January 28th, 2008 at 3:50 pm Ripley says:

    I like exercising baby lol. Do people even exercise their babies?

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    		January 28th, 2008 at 3:24 pm Links says:

    ive just laughed a lot ..and gratz blue :)

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    		January 28th, 2008 at 1:45 pm chewbaka says:

    Is the baby watching porn on the stimulating one?

    7.
    		January 28th, 2008 at 9:30 am nika says:

    Congratulations blue! :)
    Now we can only hope someone provides Tips For Expecting Mothers- how else will she know she's not supposed to base jump but do yoga instead..? ;)

    6.
    		January 28th, 2008 at 9:21 am bluerocker says:

    This couldn't have come at a better time as my wife and I just found out on Monday that we're expecting.

    5.
    		January 28th, 2008 at 9:03 am imsocool says:

    Hahaha, he shoved the baby in the drawer!!

    4.
    		January 28th, 2008 at 7:45 am Pokey says:

    a tanks a tank chewy. i like the airhorn one :P

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    		January 28th, 2008 at 7:10 am chewbaka says:

    That baby was underwater in a fish tank. Nothing was said about monstrous centipedes.

    2.
    		January 28th, 2008 at 6:48 am nika says:

    Good thing I've seen this on time- I'm not planning, but it's never too early to find out I shouldn't put a baby in Ginger's tank.

    1.
    		January 28th, 2008 at 6:34 am duckwariorrandom says:

    Funny. i remember when that thread had showed up on LGN.


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