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The Japanese have no respect for rhinoceroses.
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How does one prepare for the inevitable rhino escape at a zoo? With constant and mandatory emergency drills which accurately depict the terror that a real rampaging rhinoceros would convey.

15 Littlegrey Comments:

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November 8th, 2008 at 1:24 pm Gargamesh says:

My favorite part was when the rhino beat down the two guards/officers with a glance. Those are some dangerous beasty beasts.

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November 4th, 2008 at 9:19 pm Andylink says:

apparently they hate it when you beat on buckets with sticks
and when you poke them make sure you do it in the eye so that it will always remember this day
and ALWAYS remember to buckle up while you sit in a car and shoot a tranq at them

November 3rd, 2008 at 10:43 pm Chibi-chan says:

GNux~Uum...I really hope that you weren't serious when you called everybody a moron ^^;;;
I think it's clear that the people who 'thought' it was real were just going along with it for fun.
Please forgive me if you were only kidding >_<

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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:58 pm jwolf says:

Hey admin, I thought the plural of rhinoceros was rhinoceri...but whatever.

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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:30 pm Pirotechnix says:

Oh Japan.

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November 3rd, 2008 at 9:04 pm Aaron the Magnificent says:

I pray to god that this isn't what the Japanese actually spend their time doing. An education based on 6 day school weeks and rigorous standards and they prepare for rhinocerous escapes? I'm proud to be an unprepared American if that's the case.

November 3rd, 2008 at 8:48 pm Absinthe says:

Hippopotami. The Japanese have no respect for hippopotami.

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November 3rd, 2008 at 7:59 pm steve the great says:

I believe I read that somewhere nika.

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November 3rd, 2008 at 4:33 pm nika says:

It did seem kinda weird that of the eight legs only four have footwear.
*Real* rhinos would wear boots on all eight legs.

November 3rd, 2008 at 4:19 pm GNux says:

Oh my god! You all are so STUPID! You can tell it's fake! Go back to school morons!


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November 3rd, 2008 at 2:59 pm nika says:

Somehow I think that poking a rhino with a stick is not a very good idea.

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November 3rd, 2008 at 2:37 pm savageclaw says:

OMG it almost killed the one person at the light post good thing they shot it down i had i feeling i was gunna jump though my computer at eat me or something lol

November 3rd, 2008 at 2:18 pm Niruzzz says:

Here we see the Japanese rhino in its natural habitat.

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November 3rd, 2008 at 11:22 am TopMonkey says:

Now that's drama!

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November 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 am Turtleboy412 says:

It fooled me.

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