The Japanese have no respect for office productivity.

The Japanese have no respect for office productivity.
The Japanese have no respect for office productivity.
categories: Pics, Geeky

These eyelid stickers will allow you to get that much needed shuteye in the workplace, without arousing the suspicion of your less intelligent coworkers.

9 Comments:
    9.
    		April 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 am niceguy104 says:

    I need some of those for math class

    8.
    		March 13th, 2008 at 2:50 pm Brett says:

    That picture had me fooled for about 10 seconds.

    7.
    		March 9th, 2008 at 3:02 pm the new guy says:

    He should get plastic surgery

    6.
    		February 26th, 2008 at 1:56 pm subvert the fetus! says:

    I'll bet they would work even better if they didn't look incredibly abnormal.

    5.
    		February 20th, 2008 at 3:29 pm morhkt says:

    What about opening some PDF file and pretending to read?

    4.
    		February 20th, 2008 at 3:08 pm Ripley says:

    Yeah, if you're sleeping you wouldn't be doing anything. The fake eyes would be open but you wouldn't be doing anything which would be suspicious. That vid of yours ,nika ,is pretty funny.

    3.
    		February 20th, 2008 at 6:01 am chewbaka says:

    You could probably even get a raise by your never blinking work ethic. Climb that corporate latter, then you can sit on the top floor and not even need the stickers anymore.

    2.
    		February 20th, 2008 at 6:01 am Pirotechnix says:

    Unfortunately these would only work if you have the skill to sleep while sitting upright, otherwise something might look a little suspicious when you lay your head down on your desk and start drooling while your eyes are wide open; some people call for medical help in this scenario.

    Also I had this idea a few years ago >:( Stupid Japanese, even in my young age I didn't think it was realistically marketable, yet here they are

    1.
     
    		February 20th, 2008 at 5:25 am nika says:

    I prefer this method: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39WPoeAK7PQ


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