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The Japanese have no respect for office productivity.
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These eyelid stickers will allow you to get that much needed shuteye in the workplace, without arousing the suspicion of your less intelligent coworkers.

10 Littlegrey Comments:

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August 26th, 2008 at 3:46 am neilkicksass5994 says:

were would you buy those and do they have different eye colers

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April 3rd, 2008 at 4:09 pm niceguy104 says:

I need some of those for math class

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March 13th, 2008 at 7:50 pm Brett says:

That picture had me fooled for about 10 seconds.

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March 9th, 2008 at 8:02 pm the new guy says:

He should get plastic surgery

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February 26th, 2008 at 7:56 pm subvert the fetus! says:

I'll bet they would work even better if they didn't look incredibly abnormal.

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February 20th, 2008 at 9:29 pm morhkt says:

What about opening some PDF file and pretending to read?

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February 20th, 2008 at 9:08 pm Ripley says:

Yeah, if you're sleeping you wouldn't be doing anything. The fake eyes would be open but you wouldn't be doing anything which would be suspicious. That vid of yours ,nika ,is pretty funny.

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February 20th, 2008 at 12:01 pm chewbaka says:

You could probably even get a raise by your never blinking work ethic. Climb that corporate latter, then you can sit on the top floor and not even need the stickers anymore.

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February 20th, 2008 at 12:01 pm Pirotechnix says:

Unfortunately these would only work if you have the skill to sleep while sitting upright, otherwise something might look a little suspicious when you lay your head down on your desk and start drooling while your eyes are wide open; some people call for medical help in this scenario.

Also I had this idea a few years ago >:( Stupid Japanese, even in my young age I didn't think it was realistically marketable, yet here they are

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February 20th, 2008 at 11:25 am nika says:
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