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The Japanese have no respect for English.
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I wonder what English speakers sound like when they try and speak Japanese?

21 Littlegrey Comments:

December 8th, 2009 at 10:57 pm That1guy says:

This is a terrible hentai, too.

True story.

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March 17th, 2009 at 4:40 am CheshireCat says:

"Yuss, yuss!"

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June 28th, 2008 at 6:30 pm Criks says:

But atleast they can make hot anime babes so no biggy (just turns u off a bit when they say "oh i is much hoerny"

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June 28th, 2008 at 6:27 pm Criks says:

Well, no, things arent getting any better when they put subtitles cos it's just as bad, well sure there's no accent but there neither a word spelled correctly ( now im not english myself so i might just pwn myself) but sure there's no way that i will learn japaneese even if i live to be 1337

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June 22nd, 2008 at 1:29 pm s0ulreaper3 says:

At least they tried.

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June 13th, 2008 at 1:07 pm duckwariorrandom says:

All your base are belong to us.

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June 7th, 2008 at 4:05 pm rjctd2timez247 says:

anime is better when it's subtitled.

June 5th, 2008 at 10:15 pm Otis The Nomad says:

I personally love anime...but you know I feel really bad for the Japanese people because they try really hard and they just can't do it. You know? It hurts me alot *sniffle* it just hurts.

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June 5th, 2008 at 8:35 pm Beachman says:

I hate anime. SO random, its bad enough in bad english.

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June 5th, 2008 at 10:56 am TopMonkey says:

I actually think they are trying to speak English with a German accent. Listen to it again with that in mind...ya vol.

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June 3rd, 2008 at 2:27 am John2 says:

Epic Lulz.

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June 2nd, 2008 at 11:24 pm tacomaster says:

Eh total fail.

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June 2nd, 2008 at 6:29 pm ^newguy^ says:

I love how asians cant make the "la" sound of an L... instead lonely comes out something like ronery... makes me laugh.

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June 2nd, 2008 at 6:20 pm 10electro01 says:

I spent the first minute waiting for them to start speaking in English. Then it hit me. It was a really hard baseball and it was going pretty fast too, but do they ever speak English in this?

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June 2nd, 2008 at 6:20 pm The Misfits says:

Ya she got kicked in the boob. The big fat sagging large boobs. I got it out. yay :)

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June 2nd, 2008 at 6:16 pm ElEaNoR rIgBy says:

WOAH! did she kick her in the boob? HAHA...
Yeah, i got like, every third word in that video.

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June 2nd, 2008 at 3:13 pm The Misfits says:

I want to know this. Did that big woman at the end when she started to get beaten up "kicket in the boosums" Did she say s*** bit** ?

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June 2nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm legor17 says:

Chinese was my first language, yet I somehow managed to taint it with 'that yankee accent' nika speaks of. :/

I couldn't understand half of the 'English' in that video. o_o;

June 2nd, 2008 at 2:04 pm cynnicysm says:

awesome. i'm going to be trying to learn japanese soon, it's good to know that i can make fun of their english as much as they can make fun of my japanese.

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June 2nd, 2008 at 1:43 pm nika says:

Americans speak every language with that yankee accent- even the phD's can't pronounce latin names.
As far as the Japanese goes: my friend started learning it when he was five, even lived there for a few years- and apparently he still sounds a bit silly to them.

June 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm Mick says:

Heh, its always interesting hearing people speak in a language they don't really know. I wouldn't be surprised if these people only barely speak english, reading it off a card with very little idea about pronunciation or tone.

But I've heard Americans speak Dutch and that was equally ridiculous.

Die kahz iesj boi die mausjes!

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