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In the future as I see it, cars will still be cars, except instead of steering wheels and pedals, there will just be a giant set of WASD keys on the dashboard. Also, the engine will be powered by urine.

27 Littlegrey Comments:

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April 29th, 2009 at 12:44 pm lilgamer says:

I got rockets and unlocked everything, although i quit playing afterwards because I was watching Tai and Patrick get sadly owned by everything on the street lol. n00bs!

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January 9th, 2009 at 8:48 pm miKel says:

ugh... this sucks... I finished it was very pleased with my golden van, and now it's all gone >:(

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November 18th, 2008 at 12:36 am ngihtmare2 says:

dude when you get missiles, just hold down space and w in the same lane and youll make more money then you started with

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November 4th, 2008 at 8:59 pm Lord Dinkeldorf says:

Shouldnt we be driving on the other lane? The driver faces the middle of the road when your driving.The traffic flow is backwards.

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October 21st, 2008 at 4:41 pm baller10 says:

man this game is so sweet i just wish u could buy cars with different abilities. that would make the game a hell of a lot better.

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October 19th, 2008 at 10:00 am elfman says:

This game Rocks! and yes Nika the car is powered by urine thus the gold color once you beat the game!
p.s. those u-tube videos would be funny as hell!

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October 18th, 2008 at 7:42 pm Jonathan M says:

Are you lying? I already have beat the game though.

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October 14th, 2008 at 11:55 pm What Now says:

if you bye super mines and oil slick and then press back and resart the game you will have all the guns.

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October 13th, 2008 at 1:48 am Jonathan M says:

Because you're causing damage to your own car, Hit other stuff, Happens whenever you hit anything.

October 13th, 2008 at 12:25 am silly says:

why do we loose credits whenever we hit, but dont blow up, a police car... it sucks

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October 12th, 2008 at 10:05 pm Jonathan M says:

You press it once and it activated then wait a minute and do it again. Also missiles are pwnzorz!

The only GOOD weapons are oil slick, Mine, "Big" Mine and Missiles, The others were a friggin' waste of money!

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October 12th, 2008 at 12:21 pm goldendragun says:

The ctrl button isnt working for least my van is coloured..=D

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October 11th, 2008 at 8:08 pm goldendragun says:

I'm getting bored tryign to get 1 mill credits....seems so impossible..=(

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October 11th, 2008 at 6:01 pm Jonathan M says:

Oh yeah, I forgot to say last night I beat it 100%.


You get like 20K per kill with the missiles and I got a different colored van, And a *spoiler*! :D

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October 11th, 2008 at 12:51 am Jonathan M says:

Nika, I only have one thing to say to you..


What? Oh yes, The game. It's awesome. It saves. Blah blah. Urine. I'm gonna go pee (Fo Realz).

October 10th, 2008 at 9:56 am silversurfer says:

These must be the lousiest thiefs of all time. Ending up in a car chase every time they make a hit.

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October 10th, 2008 at 6:34 am nika says:

You definitely win as I wasn't even considering a possibility of an elaborate urine concentrating technology within the car.
I went with a simple solution of peeing in a tank which would, quite frankly, give females a lot of trouble- but on the other hand result with some interesting you tube uploads.

You should make an account and join the forums, we are in serious deficit of body excretions discussions there. ;)

October 10th, 2008 at 6:02 am 1024 says:

nika, don't be so pessimistic... There will be a urine concentrator installed in every urinomobile. However, you will have to attach it to a toilet pipe, and use it as a toilet. The urine will be concentrated within the car, and the rest will just be flushed down the toilet. That would save humanity from the "evolution" you expected. I win? ;)

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October 9th, 2008 at 11:08 pm the_eater_of_YOU_:) says:

They could jst make a urine-o-matic to make you pee in a hole that leads to the pee tank

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October 9th, 2008 at 8:33 pm ZaK-Attak says:

wow this game wont let me play a lvl even though i already got the specialist needed to play it.

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October 9th, 2008 at 6:13 pm Lord Dinkeldorf says:

This is one of the best games on this website. Its really good.

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October 9th, 2008 at 6:12 pm Pirotechnix says:

Thanks, nika. And here I thought that my future would be free from such malfunction.
I for one embrace the future robot overlords taking over my life and depriving me of free thought. At least then my bladder won't be in jeopardy.

October 9th, 2008 at 5:40 pm flying monkey catcher says:

nika i think i will sue you. but not for rambling for using big words i cant understand.

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October 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm Brett says:

Copy cat :P You totally took this game from my website.

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October 9th, 2008 at 3:02 pm nika says:

The problem is: it's gonna be powered by concentrated urine- basically you'll have to restrain from peeing all day so you can fill up the tank in the evening.
In the future as I see it, there's gonna be a lot of urogenital malfunctions which will eventually change the path of homo sapiens evolution.
Yes, I ramble. Sue me.

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October 9th, 2008 at 1:22 pm Pirotechnix says:

The engine will be powered by urine?

Guess I gotta start drinking more water...

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October 9th, 2008 at 12:45 pm ngihtmare2 says:

wow this is the first excellent game in a long time here. im playing for a few hours now.
hint- when your under overpasses, drive over the gray parts on the grass. they make you jump, and jump means slowing time down and getting through traffic faster.

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