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You see, Christianity is a lot like a pickle shoved into an electrical socket.

43 Littlegrey Comments:

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July 9th, 2009 at 10:39 pm yoshi says:

So when you "put energy" into a pickle it becomes unedible an useless. I don't want that kind of energy, I'm fine with calories.

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February 15th, 2009 at 11:49 pm the pwnee says:

I don't see what's so funny. It's a good analogy. And, as Matt sayed, perhaps you all could learn something from this video.

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February 15th, 2009 at 8:57 pm tweety brrd says:

if you become a christian you are stabbed and eletrocuted till a higher power decides to stop zapping you, then youturn yellow? I don't think I'm gonna become a christian. poor special pickle

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January 17th, 2009 at 7:00 pm felis20 says:

When you become a christian, we will stab you repeatedly and electrocute you until you glow. That is the message of this movie.

I love the fact he always says WHEN you become a christian, he never says IF.

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September 11th, 2008 at 6:07 pm Gargamesh says:

May the pickle of Christ compel thee. lol

All I got from this video is that if you become a christian, you will morph into a pickle, and be stabbed with forks, then be electricuted and compared to your non suffering brethren. Christianity is messed up... D:

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September 11th, 2008 at 4:55 pm Purpleworple says:

NO its a burnt pickle...stupid christains

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September 6th, 2008 at 10:53 am Wayne says:

So Christians are pickle smokers....like Ted Haggard? That is a really bad analogy. Pickles are useful for sustaining life and adding flavor to other foods. An electrified pickle may be "prettier" to you, but it loses it's utility. It can't be eaten like that and left unchecked will burn down the house. Likewise, the truth about man's mortality may be ugly to you, but plugging into a fairytale about eternal life only makes you less useful and more dangerous to the world around you.

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September 4th, 2008 at 2:21 am morhkt says:

Rectification: this video TRIES to have a good message, and we laugh at its epic ridiculousness.

Besides, I don't consider an incitation to plug yourself to a hypothetical entity in a hope to gain power a good message.

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September 4th, 2008 at 1:36 am MacDaddyG says:

I agree with Matt, yet alot of these comments are most likely by Athiests you can tell but how they say stupid things such as "I hate Christians even more now" or "Christianity fries your brain" you don't get it.... this video was ment to have a good message not be made fun of and if you wanted to watch this video then why place comments about how you obviously wern't paying any attention?

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August 6th, 2008 at 2:13 am yessy666 says:

its a pickle Christmas light!

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August 6th, 2008 at 12:56 am Wash Ington says:

Using Science to explain christianity, hmmmm? Am I the only one who sees the gap in this persons logic?

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August 5th, 2008 at 12:17 am Slide says:

I MUST BE A BELIEVER... I have alot of gas, just like that pickle!!! (sometimes i leak too)

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August 4th, 2008 at 1:44 pm greedsama says:

Wow, worst analogy ever... I can't believe he was allowed to make this. God, why do you let idiots misinterpret you?

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August 3rd, 2008 at 6:50 pm M says:

Uber Asphalt inquired: If this is a regular Christian, what does that make Jesus?

I'd say a cucumber, or perhaps a zuccini.

Perhaps with holes in it too, so he can be a holy cucumber.

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August 3rd, 2008 at 1:49 pm RJ says:

Catholicism is like a pickle, too. But where it goes, no one can see if it's glowing or not.

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August 3rd, 2008 at 6:35 am R says:

i´ll never be able to eat a pickle without thinking of jesus
****...

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August 2nd, 2008 at 6:34 pm Iamarealloser says:

I am a Christian Pickle! But I don't want to have forks stuck in my head and be plug in to a wall socket! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Confusion!!!!!!!!!

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August 1st, 2008 at 9:18 pm DanteVeroe666 says:

O_O
so what your saying is that if we become christian,then it will heat us and likely destroy us?
well no wonder most of them are a-holes.
I would be too if I was getting killed by a religoen.

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August 1st, 2008 at 6:06 pm Nihilist Ninja says:

i think the real metaphor here is that Christianity fries your brain

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August 1st, 2008 at 2:09 pm Uber Asphalt says:

If this is a regular Christian, what does that make Jesus?

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August 1st, 2008 at 1:23 am says:

Wow.
I hate Christians even more now.

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July 31st, 2008 at 12:54 pm strawberry says:

Best and yet worst metaphor ever.

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July 31st, 2008 at 12:41 pm PlaymobileHazmatSquad says:

I agree with Matt,(Im Christian)but Letchey has a point in that in using an electricly charged pickle,you kind of look ridiculous

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July 31st, 2008 at 12:09 pm M says:

You know what would be fun?

Doing the same trick with the pickle, but instead of a clunky metaphor about religion, instead do it as a fun science experiment. Using it to explaining some interesting properties of electricity. Explaining why it makes the pickle light up in terms of applied electrophysics.

That ought piss off some fundies. Knowledge is off the devil to them after all, judging by their wars on biology and astronomy... :D

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July 31st, 2008 at 4:03 am morhkt says:

No matter how much I think, I can't find where that link between chemistry and faith comes from.

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July 31st, 2008 at 3:01 am Letchey says:

I understand Matt that Christianity has many ups (and downs) but when you(feel the need to)compare it to a pickle that is have thousands of volts shot through it, it looses a bit of it's respectability.

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July 31st, 2008 at 12:38 am ElEaNoR rIgBy says:

Oh, How i love the innuendos...

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July 31st, 2008 at 12:23 am matt says:

you know if yall would not take him so literally and listen to what he was saying u might actually learn something. being a christian isnt about two pickles and electricity its about a personal relationship with God. but the pickle trick is cool as well.

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July 30th, 2008 at 7:49 pm kristina_007 says:

SCIENCE AND RELIGION!
THE WORLD'S GONNA EXPLODE

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July 30th, 2008 at 7:41 pm Letchey says:

how can you compare frying an effing pickle to religion omg this just drives me crazy!. "look at it sparkle as thousand of volts shoot through a pickle!"

my only question is...
was it kosher?

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July 30th, 2008 at 5:18 pm little_vampy_thingy says:

I don't think I want to be a Christian... I don't want a fork shoved up my ass and be electricuted till I look like Christmas lights.

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July 30th, 2008 at 4:03 pm duckwariorrandom says:

Exactly what I was thinking Cynn and M.

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July 30th, 2008 at 3:36 pm M says:

So if you become christian, they jam a giant fork up your ass, and stick another in your skull, hang you off a swing made of rubber bands and then electrocute you till you sparkle, then start smoking and leaking?

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July 30th, 2008 at 3:25 pm Jordan says:

admin....cmon...i thought you knew better....did you want this http://www.digyourowngrave.com/2006/this-is-inappropriate-take-us-off-your-list/#comments

to happen again?

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July 30th, 2008 at 2:10 pm Agent 00kevin says:

Wait. Christianity teaches that we all look and taste about the same?

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July 30th, 2008 at 1:31 pm Uber Asphalt says:

I was thinking the guy was joking about that religious stuff until it just went way too far to be a joke. And he says specifically to not try it at home. How does that work?

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July 30th, 2008 at 12:52 pm thepara says:

The whole light up the pickle thing was neat, but I don't think I'd choose that sort of sermon to listen to on a Sunday morning.

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July 30th, 2008 at 12:18 pm MrMiyagi says:

God said "Thou shalt be like a pickle with forks in it connected to an electrical outlet"?

I must've missed that part. Must be from that missing chapter after Revelations - Bicks.

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July 30th, 2008 at 11:23 am cynnicysm says:

so..if i really want to be close to jesus...i..have to stick a fork in my butt?

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July 30th, 2008 at 10:32 am TopMonkey says:

I like this one better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc

"Who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense..."

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July 30th, 2008 at 9:56 am nika says:

This is actually quite accurate: exaggerate with religion and it will fry your brain.
Then you'll definitely be different: you'll be that ugly, weird shaped soft pickle that no one wants to eat.

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July 30th, 2008 at 9:53 am chewbaka says:

Setting aside the obviously stupid demonstration, I love how he directly discards the analogy by telling you how dangerous it is to fill the pickle with the same energy that supposedly was making Christianity so great ten seconds ago.

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July 30th, 2008 at 9:26 am 10electro01 says:

So if i become a Christian ill light up and start exploding and leaking?

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