Soon Children Won’t Need Friends

Soon Children Won’t Need Friends
Soon Children Won’t Need Friends

It seems every year brings a more advanced Elmo toy. The question is, will this be the year that the Elmos rise up and kill?


11 Comments:
    11.
    February 28th, 2008 at 9:19 pm tepest says:

    that is disturbing....i want to hide now...maybe die before it attacks...RUNNNN!!!!!


    10.
    February 25th, 2008 at 2:34 pm strawberry says:

    I never trusted that elmo. Nope, never. I think it's about time that he "disappeared" into Oscar's trashcan.


    9.
    February 25th, 2008 at 2:03 pm ^newguy^ says:

    maybe the doll in the story learned how to say "kill james" from a virus or something that was on his computer when the doll was hooked to it.


    8.
    February 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm DONUT OF DOOOOOM!!!! says:

    nika that is sooooooo freaky!!!!


    7.
    February 23rd, 2008 at 7:49 pm duckwariorrandom says:

    I remember when my grandma got me the first tickle me Elmo. All it did was laugh and vibrate when you tickeled (squeezed) it


    6.
    February 23rd, 2008 at 3:50 pm un known says:

    well that wasnt scary...lol...that was STUPID....


    5.
    February 22nd, 2008 at 8:06 pm John2 says:

    wow Nika that was freaky. If i had a toy that said something like that to me that thing would go straight in the wood chipper. IM NOT GONNA LET SOME PSYCHO DOLL KILL ME WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!!


    4.
    February 22nd, 2008 at 11:07 am cynnicysm says:

    is that elmo saying "kill james" ? his high pitched voice makes it difficult to tell


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    February 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 am nika says:

    O.O
    http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2008/2/22/tampa_boy39s_elmo_starts_making_death_threats.html


    2.
    February 22nd, 2008 at 8:04 am chewbaka says:

    I can already think of 9 different sexual fantasies I can fulfill with this thing.


    1.
    February 22nd, 2008 at 5:49 am The123robot says:

    LOL That's cool too! Can someone buy me that?



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