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QWOP Olympics
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It’s like the Special Olympics for your fingers.

46 Littlegrey Comments:

June 9th, 2011 at 12:04 am superwiener says:

i made it to 60 and couldnt get over the hurdle

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January 5th, 2011 at 2:22 pm llamadude69 says:

I tried to beat qwop, but qwop wouldn't qwoperate. Ba-dum-dum-tss.

February 23rd, 2009 at 1:19 am razman69 says:

i wonder if its that hard to run if you were a retard in real life, you would be thinking wo qp wo qp then you would fall and think space bar but really some is actully picking you up!

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January 8th, 2009 at 2:12 pm Jonathan M says:

Head Stand! Yeah I pwn. :)

January 2nd, 2009 at 5:40 am AndreaJo says:

69.8 meters now my fingers hurt

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December 31st, 2008 at 7:07 am Jonathan M says:

That there is, why is it there?

December 31st, 2008 at 4:24 am Chafe says:

There's a white box to the far left...

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December 30th, 2008 at 7:37 pm Jonathan M says:

I doubt it.

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December 30th, 2008 at 7:35 pm ManBungalow says:

Hey Admin - is there any chance that you could change the placeholding image of this game to

to commemorate my near backflip ?

December 29th, 2008 at 9:45 pm fyujmfdvcv jm says:

I beat the hole thing butt it was hard.

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December 22nd, 2008 at 2:49 am audioxience says:

it's not that hard, start by hitting o and w at the same time, then switch to p and q, then over an over and over. all you need then is timing.

December 21st, 2008 at 1:40 pm cynnicysm says:

im confused as to how you guys are gettign higher than -3. the big white block sits right at -3 no matter how many times i try it. can he fall through the block or something? or do you magically fly over it?

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December 21st, 2008 at 12:28 pm Sam Dude says:

Felis20, your ego is swollen. I think you should go to the doctor to get it checked out. :D

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December 21st, 2008 at 8:32 am Andylink says:

wouldn't the gray area be that exact number?

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December 21st, 2008 at 1:21 am felis20 says:

I also almost made it to the white block, not meaning to brag of course. And my personal best was 13.2, 'cause I'm aweome. Anyone with a personal best lower than that is clinically retarded, and anyone with a score higher has no life and spends way too much time on the computer.

There is no gray area, and there are no exceptions.

December 20th, 2008 at 3:22 pm Graham says:

Anyone got him to do a full backflip yet. admitedly i can only make him land face first on the floor but i hope someone has managed some QWOP gymnastics. 68 is my Personal best. YEAH!!!!!

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December 19th, 2008 at 9:39 pm kaylene says:

i got 5.3 on my 3rd try :D

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December 19th, 2008 at 6:14 am Andylink says:

my personal reverse back was -8 i almost got to the white block that awaits you.

December 19th, 2008 at 3:24 am Mart says:

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said "No, no, no". lolll

December 19th, 2008 at 2:30 am Zslbfnas says:

Having an underfunded training program is no excuse for sending a retard to the Olympics.

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December 18th, 2008 at 5:07 pm sandy says:

what?? I need a valium after that. 2.4 a personal best!

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December 18th, 2008 at 3:50 am Briarcrest says:

I got 14.5 meters then had to restrain myself from tearing off my legs and beating my computer with them.

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December 18th, 2008 at 2:02 am tacomaster says:

I can't even make him walk.

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December 18th, 2008 at 12:34 am crossfire says:

wow i blow at this game lol!

December 18th, 2008 at 12:11 am morhkt says:

Because metric system >>> imperial system.

Is anyone able to actually make the guy walk?

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December 18th, 2008 at 12:02 am felis20 says:

9.5 meters. Yay, I did better than my real life score!!! (jk)

My only question is, why metric? 9.5 meters makes me feel like a failure, while 32.81 feet sounds better.

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December 17th, 2008 at 10:35 pm flame says:
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December 17th, 2008 at 10:12 pm shreshth says:

i got bored and got to the end (100m) and then i jumped 0.3 m

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December 17th, 2008 at 9:35 pm -_-Kurt-_- says:

I think this guy lacks a tailbone...and an inner ear....

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December 17th, 2008 at 9:08 pm Original says:

There's a glitch in this game. He always backflips D:

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December 17th, 2008 at 8:50 pm Turtleboy412 says:
December 17th, 2008 at 7:46 pm phil says:

OH YEAH BABY!!! My best was -0.3 meters! WOOOOO!!!!

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December 17th, 2008 at 5:50 pm lordQuark says:

Wow, I ran for like twelve meters

December 17th, 2008 at 4:28 pm silversurfer says:

I'm too lazy to make an account. It's says National Hero at the end. There's a sandbox and a sign with "Jump" on it.

It's really easy. Press W at the start so he's on his back knee and front foot. Then press Q until the leg is at 90 degree angle and then W and repeat. The hard part is the hurdle at 50m ;)

December 17th, 2008 at 4:12 pm twixman says:

do I get a prize for making him walk backwards? cause I got a score of -5.3

December 17th, 2008 at 3:12 pm LOewk says:

9.1. Not bad right?

December 17th, 2008 at 2:59 pm cynnicysm says:

yeah the wo qp method works well especially if you don't let him stand too far up. i got to 20m but i'm too lazy to get all 1000. and impatient.

what happens if you finish?

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December 17th, 2008 at 2:22 pm Jonathan M says:

I'll never fall. WO QP WO QP WO QP WO PQ

December 17th, 2008 at 2:03 pm noob here says:

1.5 i fail at this.

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December 17th, 2008 at 1:51 pm Pirotechnix says:

I don't know about the rest of you, but I found the best amusement just seeing all the creative ways I could make him fall.

December 17th, 2008 at 1:38 pm fbto says:

Yeah!! 44,44 m. I finally got the hang of it! Just start with pressing both w and o then combine q,p then w,o etc. A little practice et voila!

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December 17th, 2008 at 1:24 pm TopMonkey says:

Well, I got 8.3 and then started doing the Can-Can...

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December 17th, 2008 at 12:14 pm jwolf says:

9.8m I'm content

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December 17th, 2008 at 10:56 am Turtleboy412 says:

It looks more like hes trying to do an interpretative dance. But its impossable to stop playing!

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December 17th, 2008 at 10:45 am touchdown says:

Stupidest game iv ever played, how in hell are you suppost to run if you can even hold you balance...

December 17th, 2008 at 10:41 am xaros says:

Oh, i'm so proud.. 8.7 meters. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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