QWOP Olympics

QWOP Olympics
QWOP Olympics

It’s like the Special Olympics for your fingers.


44 Comments:
    44.
    February 22nd, 2009 at 7:19 pm razman69 says:

    i wonder if its that hard to run if you were a retard in real life, you would be thinking wo qp wo qp then you would fall and think space bar but really some is actully picking you up!


    43.
    January 8th, 2009 at 8:12 am Jonathan M says:

    Head Stand! Yeah I pwn. :)


    42.
    January 1st, 2009 at 11:40 pm AndreaJo says:

    69.8 meters now my fingers hurt


    41.
    December 31st, 2008 at 1:07 am Jonathan M says:

    That there is, why is it there?


    40.
    December 30th, 2008 at 10:24 pm Chafe says:

    There's a white box to the far left...


    39.
    December 30th, 2008 at 1:37 pm Jonathan M says:

    I doubt it.


    38.
     
    December 30th, 2008 at 1:35 pm ManBungalow says:

    Hey Admin - is there any chance that you could change the placeholding image of this game to

    http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr317/ManBungalow/3.jpg

    to commemorate my near backflip ?


    37.
    December 29th, 2008 at 3:45 pm fyujmfdvcv jm says:

    I beat the hole thing butt it was hard.


    36.
    December 21st, 2008 at 8:49 pm audioxience says:

    it's not that hard, start by hitting o and w at the same time, then switch to p and q, then over an over and over. all you need then is timing.


    35.
    December 21st, 2008 at 7:40 am cynnicysm says:

    im confused as to how you guys are gettign higher than -3. the big white block sits right at -3 no matter how many times i try it. can he fall through the block or something? or do you magically fly over it?


    34.
     
    December 21st, 2008 at 6:28 am Sam Dude says:

    Felis20, your ego is swollen. I think you should go to the doctor to get it checked out. :D


    33.
    December 21st, 2008 at 2:32 am Andylink says:

    wouldn't the gray area be that exact number?


    32.
    December 20th, 2008 at 7:21 pm felis20 says:

    I also almost made it to the white block, not meaning to brag of course. And my personal best was 13.2, 'cause I'm aweome. Anyone with a personal best lower than that is clinically retarded, and anyone with a score higher has no life and spends way too much time on the computer.

    There is no gray area, and there are no exceptions.


    31.
    December 20th, 2008 at 9:22 am Graham says:

    Anyone got him to do a full backflip yet. admitedly i can only make him land face first on the floor but i hope someone has managed some QWOP gymnastics. 68 is my Personal best. YEAH!!!!!


    30.
    December 19th, 2008 at 3:39 pm kaylene says:

    i got 5.3 on my 3rd try :D


    29.
    December 19th, 2008 at 12:14 am Andylink says:

    my personal reverse back was -8 i almost got to the white block that awaits you.


    28.
    December 18th, 2008 at 9:24 pm Mart says:

    They tried to make me go to rehab, I said "No, no, no". lolll


    27.
    December 18th, 2008 at 8:30 pm Zslbfnas says:

    Having an underfunded training program is no excuse for sending a retard to the Olympics.


    26.
    December 18th, 2008 at 11:07 am sandy says:

    what?? I need a valium after that. 2.4 a personal best!


    25.
    December 17th, 2008 at 9:50 pm Briarcrest says:

    I got 14.5 meters then had to restrain myself from tearing off my legs and beating my computer with them.


    24.
    December 17th, 2008 at 8:02 pm tacomaster says:

    I can't even make him walk.


    23.
     
    December 17th, 2008 at 6:34 pm crossfire says:

    wow i blow at this game lol!


    22.
    December 17th, 2008 at 6:11 pm morhkt says:

    Because metric system >>> imperial system.

    Is anyone able to actually make the guy walk?


    21.
    December 17th, 2008 at 6:02 pm felis20 says:

    9.5 meters. Yay, I did better than my real life score!!! (jk)

    My only question is, why metric? 9.5 meters makes me feel like a failure, while 32.81 feet sounds better.


    20.
    December 17th, 2008 at 4:35 pm flame says:

    yes i owned you all!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://s374.photobucket.com/albums/oo188/0flame11/?action=view&current=WOOT.jpg


    19.
    December 17th, 2008 at 4:12 pm shreshth says:

    i got bored and got to the end (100m) and then i jumped 0.3 m

    http://www.rankosaur.us/screenshots/view/6731


    18.
    December 17th, 2008 at 3:35 pm -_-Kurt-_- says:

    I think this guy lacks a tailbone...and an inner ear....


    17.
    December 17th, 2008 at 3:08 pm Original says:

    There's a glitch in this game. He always backflips D:


    16.
     
    December 17th, 2008 at 2:50 pm Turtleboy412 says:

    Ah-ha! 22.6!
    http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq353/Turtleboy412/226.jpg


    15.
    December 17th, 2008 at 1:46 pm phil says:

    OH YEAH BABY!!! My best was -0.3 meters! WOOOOO!!!!


    14.
     
    December 17th, 2008 at 11:50 am lordQuark says:

    Wow, I ran for like twelve meters


    13.
    December 17th, 2008 at 10:28 am silversurfer says:

    I'm too lazy to make an account. It's says National Hero at the end. There's a sandbox and a sign with "Jump" on it.

    It's really easy. Press W at the start so he's on his back knee and front foot. Then press Q until the leg is at 90 degree angle and then W and repeat. The hard part is the hurdle at 50m ;)


    12.
    December 17th, 2008 at 10:12 am twixman says:

    do I get a prize for making him walk backwards? cause I got a score of -5.3


    11.
    December 17th, 2008 at 9:12 am LOewk says:

    9.1. Not bad right?


    10.
    December 17th, 2008 at 8:59 am cynnicysm says:

    yeah the wo qp method works well especially if you don't let him stand too far up. i got to 20m but i'm too lazy to get all 1000. and impatient.

    what happens if you finish?


    9.
    December 17th, 2008 at 8:22 am Jonathan M says:

    http://www.rankosaur.us/screenshots/view/6728

    I'll never fall. WO QP WO QP WO QP WO PQ


    8.
    December 17th, 2008 at 8:03 am noob here says:

    1.5 i fail at this.


    7.
    December 17th, 2008 at 7:51 am Pirotechnix says:

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I found the best amusement just seeing all the creative ways I could make him fall.


    6.
    December 17th, 2008 at 7:38 am fbto says:

    Yeah!! 44,44 m. I finally got the hang of it! Just start with pressing both w and o then combine q,p then w,o etc. A little practice et voila!


    5.
    December 17th, 2008 at 7:24 am TopMonkey says:

    Well, I got 8.3 and then started doing the Can-Can...


    4.
    December 17th, 2008 at 6:14 am jwolf says:

    9.8m I'm content


    3.
     
    December 17th, 2008 at 4:56 am Turtleboy412 says:

    It looks more like hes trying to do an interpretative dance. But its impossable to stop playing!


    2.
    December 17th, 2008 at 4:45 am touchdown says:

    Stupidest game iv ever played, how in hell are you suppost to run if you can even hold you balance...


    1.
    December 17th, 2008 at 4:41 am xaros says:

    Oh, i'm so proud.. 8.7 meters. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu



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