Pyro

Pyro
Pyro

If there’s one thing that the internet has taught us over these past few years, it’s that it’s fun and perfectly safe to play with fire.


50 Comments:
    50.
     
    January 9th, 2009 at 10:35 pm assault_4150 says:

    V---that my non user friend would be a lie. your fireball is way to big to get in that small hole in level 33.


    49.
    January 9th, 2009 at 10:29 pm dont-wanna-registerAKAyogerson says:

    Omg I got an ace on lvl 33 and you are FORCED to make 2 shots. :P


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    January 8th, 2009 at 7:48 pm assault_4150 says:

    Finally beat it.


    47.
    January 4th, 2009 at 4:53 pm armania says:

    I'm srry. u can disregard the other comment. I UNLOCKED LEVEL D. I beat the game!!


    46.
    January 4th, 2009 at 4:19 pm armania says:

    Ugh. I have aced 24 levels and I cant ace anymore. I know that some cannot be aced. But does anyone out there know how to ace any of these levels? 4,6,10,11,16,18,19,20,21,22,26,28,29,30,33,34,35, A, B

    thanx


    45.
    January 4th, 2009 at 1:27 pm says:

    igot to level 27, its a pretty good game. I do like the name though :)


    44.
    January 4th, 2009 at 11:01 am Rebel975 says:

    It does work, dude. Your aim is just off a bit. Keep trying.


    43.
    January 4th, 2009 at 10:57 am You CANT do it!!! says:

    HOW CAN YOU BEAT LEVEL 6 ITS THE SAME ON THE LEFT AS ON THE RIGHT BUT WHEN YOU MAKE THE FIRST SHOT TO THE RIGHT AND THEN DO THE SAME ON THE LEFT IT DOESNT WORK?!?!?!?!?! YOU CANT DO IT@!!!!!


    42.
    January 3rd, 2009 at 5:02 pm A Guy says:

    Finally 100% completion! Congrats to everyone else who has done this, it is a pretty hard task. If anyone wants help on how to get/do level D, here it is.

    LEVEL D:
    To unlock: get 27 aces
    To complete:
    Go full power to the crates on the left side, somewhere around the middle crate
    Your fireball will ignite the crates and they will light the first and second torches for you.
    Your rebound should either
    a. bounce right over the middle wall
    or b. bounce once then go over the wall
    After that, your fireball should land on the fourth torch while setting the crates on fire.
    The crates will light the third torch and you just got your 28th ace (or more).


    41.
    January 3rd, 2009 at 12:00 pm Rebel975 says:

    Lucky for you IP trackers don't exist! :)


    40.
    January 3rd, 2009 at 11:29 am I am a Member says:

    I am a member but I don't want any of my heinous posts to tarnish my spotless reputation. So suck it dry.


    39.
    January 3rd, 2009 at 9:48 am Rebel975 says:

    Actually, yes. You do have to be a member for me to take you seriously.


    38.
    January 3rd, 2009 at 9:46 am Jonathan M says:

    You weren't paying attention, because he could easily be the guy he's saying "don't take anything from so and so", Or he could be the so and so, Or he could be cyn, which we know isn't qualified to cheer someone on.


    37.
    January 3rd, 2009 at 9:12 am The Used Nirvana says:

    Why doesn't it mean a single thing coming from a GUEST Jonathon? So you have to be a MEMBER to for your posts to mean something? I think not. And cynnicysm is a member, but writes in as a guest because he said hes too lazy to sign in


    36.
    January 3rd, 2009 at 1:41 am Jonathan M says:

    Hey, that doesn't mean a single thing coming from a guest, felis is ***. You could be dajimen, you could be felis, you could be cyncycm. It means apsolutely NOTHING coming from them.


    35.
    January 3rd, 2009 at 1:18 am felis20 is *** says:

    damijin is the ******* man! Felis is just another one of those internet flamers who couldn't throw a ball, let alone a punch. Great game, damijin!


    34.
    January 2nd, 2009 at 10:09 pm damijin says:

    "People like the guy who made this game should not be encouraged, they should be either set on fire themselves, via aforementioned flaming bowling ball (poetic justice at work), or stoned. I will give warm and heartfelt thanks to anyone who can deliver me this asshole (dead or alive) to me (or a large number of enraged wild carnivorous beasts)."

    Hi Felis20!

    My name is Michael Gribbin, I created Pyro under my online handle, "damijin".

    I live at 404 Buttonwood Street, Hamilton NJ, 08619.

    Feel free to drop by, Internet tough guy!

    Thanks for the kind words everyone, I really appreciate it. We enjoyed making the game and we're happy with the level of success. It's my second game ever, and I'm happy to say that the revenue it has generated has exceeded expectations and will help us develop our next title!

    Peace


    33.
    January 2nd, 2009 at 5:08 pm flame says:

    @felis20: wow you really took the time to type all that?


    32.
    January 1st, 2009 at 5:47 pm Markymark says:

    in a way the videos were all the same, but yet so, so different.


    31.
    January 1st, 2009 at 1:21 am sir colton says:

    I like the videos :)


    30.
    December 31st, 2008 at 3:03 pm MusicMax1234 says:

    I beat the game, got 18 aces, and 3 of the 4 secret levels
    fun game loved it


    29.
    December 31st, 2008 at 2:45 pm nathan says:

    yey that was qwite an easy game the last level was one of the easyist but realy good game well done mike n greg :/ lol.


    28.
    December 31st, 2008 at 10:54 am therandomguy says:

    felis20, ITS A GAME. get over it. if people want to play it then let them, if you think its stupid, don't. i personally liked it. you remind me of a good saying: fighting on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded.


    27.
    December 31st, 2008 at 1:45 am bugboy3505 says:

    Love this game i like level 40 it says cheers its really to beat i beat the game in 30 min.


    26.
    December 31st, 2008 at 12:07 am l0st4lif3 says:

    ROFL AT THE END "and you burned a lot of ****"


    25.
    December 30th, 2008 at 11:03 pm Inferno959 says:

    On level 27 I bounce off the left wall and then the boxes and at the right angle it goes straight through the hole.


    24.
    December 30th, 2008 at 3:53 pm MusicMax1234 says:

    I am stuck on level 27
    any help?


    23.
    December 30th, 2008 at 7:08 am musclemetal says:

    I beat the game!!!!!! That last part was really cheesy with the boxes spelling out cheers


    22.
    December 30th, 2008 at 3:15 am A Guy says:

    I love this game, but its a bit too easy.

    CHEERS!


    21.
    December 29th, 2008 at 10:45 pm Timothy says:

    Ace level 19 for secret level D, now I have 28 aces and 100% completion. ^_^


    20.
    December 29th, 2008 at 6:35 pm grimreaper says:

    Who lights their hair on FIRE???!!!!


    19.
    December 29th, 2008 at 6:23 pm JonSnow says:

    not a bad game, a little addicting, but i still haven't figured out the powerups, lol.
    felis20, i'm gonna have to disagree with you; i really didn't like Halo 2 and 3 as much as the first. Halo 3 has gotten really bad now, as i've ha dit for so long it's boring, it's still a little buggy, it's fairly laggy, the maps are still bad, and so on and so forth.


    18.
    December 29th, 2008 at 5:38 pm felis20 says:

    letchey, first off it's learning curve. Curb wouldn't make any sense. Second, that's not quite true. There is a small amount of strategy involved. Random firing doesn't work. Anyway, after beating the game I can safely say that it really wasn't that great. I have to agree with Letchey on the score that, as I've said before and as I sadly feel I'll probably be compelled to say again: graphics, plot or at least cursory explanation are the hallmarks of a good game. At least QWOP was kind of self explanatory, but this? why/when the hell would this happen? I am willing to accept an alternative reality, I am willing to suspend my disbeleif, but this? I have the same problem with the bloons series of games, although that I kind of understand. It's so ridiculous it's funny, and since it's become popular creating more bloons-themed games has become obligatory, but this kind of random **** is starting to piss me off. On a sort-of related note, a good fire-related game is Playing With Fire. I found it a few years back and it doesn't have amazing graphics or a particularly developed storyline, but it's addictive as hell. With that game the premise is blow the other player the **** up before he does the same to you, but what annoys me about this game is the lack of a why. Why the hell are you lighting these torches? Did they do something to you? And while we're on the subject, what the hell is it that you're throwing? Based on the sound effects that are in this game I'd guess a flaming bowling ball. Now why did the sonofabitch who made this game think that throwing a flaming bowling ball at torches in what appears to be a 2-dimensional dungeon would explain itself? How much crack was the guy who made this game on when he decided no intro was necessary? People like the guy who made this game should not be encouraged, they should be either set on fire themselves, via aforementioned flaming bowling ball (poetic justice at work), or stoned. I will give warm and heartfelt thanks to anyone who can deliver me this asshole (dead or alive) to me (or a large number of enraged wild carnivorous beasts).

    oh, and Spartan: We all know it’s just a game, and I don’t know what motivates Letchey, but personally I post to share my views on the game. In my description, I call on reference, subtle (and not so subtle) implication, and a large dose of hyperbole to drive home my point. I really don’t care about games themselves, but I feel it my responsibility to protect other players from wasting their time.

    PS: I also love Halo. Halo 3 is awesome, but Halo 2 was mediocre.


    17.
    December 29th, 2008 at 4:30 pm Jonathan M says:

    Though somehow I think it did, thanks. I beat the level. =/


    16.
    December 29th, 2008 at 4:29 pm Hoff says:

    i'm stuck on level 39, ugh.


    15.
    December 29th, 2008 at 4:15 pm Jonathan M says:

    Ninja, that is EXACTLY what I said wouldn't help me!


    14.
    December 29th, 2008 at 4:01 pm Spartan117 says:

    gees, dude its just a game calm down...god...


    13.
    December 29th, 2008 at 3:10 pm Letchey says:

    ugh, it's okay but it's like Peggal; there is no learning curb you just keep shooting till you get something... You know back in my day games were like books with innovative game play and plot! like reading an electronic book! damn you casual gamers damn you all to virtual hell!


    12.
    December 29th, 2008 at 2:50 pm Kiwi says:

    i like this post just for all the fun lighting people on fire videos attached :D


    11.
    December 29th, 2008 at 1:21 pm Nihilist Ninja says:

    actually i just retried it, its easier if you aim for the torch first. just use trial and error til you get the angle right


    10.
    December 29th, 2008 at 1:14 pm Nihilist Ninja says:

    it was fun, took me about 20-30 minutes to beat it. for 33 you aim for the blue thing, but you have to angle it right to hit the torch by it, after that you use the tiny blue fire to get the second torch.


    9.
    December 29th, 2008 at 1:05 pm Agent 00kevin says:

    What do the green power-ups do?


    8.
    December 29th, 2008 at 11:41 am Jonathan M says:

    I'm stuck on 33. If anyone wants to help, the only "help" that would ACTUALLY help would be giving me the exact power and angle for both throws.

    You could say something cliche like "oh you just hit the torch and the blue thing then hit the other torch" That wouldn't help worth ****.


    7.
    December 29th, 2008 at 7:48 am Nileze® says:

    Musclemental, You need to get the left torch and the purple bal with your first fireball(i suggest you aim for the torch, eventually you'll get the purple fireball as well),the second (purple) fireball that will be granted to you should be used to light the oher two torches on the right.


    6.
    December 29th, 2008 at 7:42 am Pyromaniac says:

    That was a fun game. A little too easy though. Unlocked the four secret levels and beat them too. The ending made me laugh pretty good.


    5.
    December 29th, 2008 at 7:36 am looc_games says:

    When I play this game, I start sweating heavily,get a mild pressure in my chest and my left arm and also my breathing becomes more difficult..anyway..no dry mouth anymore so I do like this one


    4.
    December 29th, 2008 at 7:13 am musclemetal says:

    @#$% level 34! Somebody help me, it is impossible!


    3.
    December 29th, 2008 at 6:30 am Nileze® says:

    fun game, got stuck on lvl 36 though :(
    it's probably easy, don't have the patience for it....


    2.
     
    December 29th, 2008 at 5:32 am Turtleboy412 says:

    I feel like I'm playing a combination of brick bracker and ocarina of time.


    1.
    December 29th, 2008 at 5:27 am ManBungalow says:

    I've been playing this game for 5 minutes and I havn't seen any sign of a monkey yet... :D The guideline makes this so much easier than Bloons.



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