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Presidenti Happy Day

Today in the US, it is Presidents Day. A day we celebrate in honor of George Washington, the first President of the United States of America. To pay him our respect, we sleep a lot, don’t do any work, and refuse to bathe or wear pants.

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July 6th, 2018 at 9:48 am lindatovar says:

wow! These look perfect!! this is truly an amazing article

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February 20th, 2017 at 10:28 pm Potato Famine says:

Almost 10 years later, this song still cracks me up. The JFK one will always be my favorite though!

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February 18th, 2015 at 4:01 am Sparks says:

Classic DYOG. Thanks for the annual post

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February 18th, 2013 at 12:53 pm cynnicysm says:

if you read the comments backwards it is very confusing. also, 2008 or 2007? have we really been watching this video for 6 years already?

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April 6th, 2012 at 11:50 pm moyle racing 377 says:

ya who knew he had like 30 dicks

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February 16th, 2010 at 1:09 am Metzington says:

I love America. I've been to Canada with some of my friends, we made a pact never to enter that God forsaken deep freeze ever again. A Tennessean like myself couldn't last a day up in that climate. Give me 100+ degrees Fahrenheit summers and mild winters any day over mild summers and nine months of frozen death.

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February 15th, 2010 at 11:43 pm tdog says:

The one about JFK was better.

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February 15th, 2010 at 2:56 pm Wman says:

but thats how the Beatles got famous wheelnut.

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February 24th, 2008 at 4:01 pm Wheelnut says:

First time I ever seen this...
Tip from me: don't write song when high...

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February 20th, 2008 at 4:30 pm Dominic says:

i've nerver been to America, but i found this very educational...

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February 19th, 2008 at 11:23 pm bluerocker says:

Admin's got me. There is no way that Clinton can compete with 30 dicks. Everywhere there would be dick, dick, dick, dick dick.
That's a lot of dick.

I wonder what Monica would do with all those dicks?

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February 19th, 2008 at 8:02 pm Jordan says:

saw this last year.....the funniest thing ever

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February 19th, 2008 at 4:01 pm Administrator says:

Well Bluerocker, that's a funny video and all, but how many dicks does Clinton have? 30? I don't think so. I think 30 dicks deserves a repost.

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February 19th, 2008 at 3:33 pm bluerocker says:

If I were "Admin-For-A-Day", I would have skipped the poor, poor Washington video and replaced it with this about Clinton's last days.

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February 19th, 2008 at 2:23 am Administrator says:

Hey, Presidents Day videos don't grow on trees you know ;)

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February 19th, 2008 at 1:30 am John2 says:

whats with the double post? Dont get me wrong its still funny but i just thought it would be something different. STILL HILARIOUS THOUGH!!!

February 18th, 2008 at 11:34 pm cynnicysm says:

but, canada is so cold, so...very...very...cold

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February 18th, 2008 at 11:27 pm Sipeo says:

correction morhkt, his 30 manly limbs ARE awesome..

ALSO, little known fact:
george goes by the alias of Godzilla now

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February 18th, 2008 at 11:00 pm morhkt says:

Allright, I give up. G.W. and his 30 manly limbs were awesome.

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February 18th, 2008 at 9:34 pm Dan says:

morhkt has a very good point about Scandinavia's plethora of awesome Metal bands, but does anyone in those bands have 30 g-damn dicks?

I didn't think so.

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February 18th, 2008 at 8:02 pm morhkt says:

Thanks for the clarifications Cynnicysm, but you can be sure of one thing: I am NOT jealous of the USA. Canada is so much better. The only place I would be jalous of is Scandinavia, because they have Vikings and metal bands.

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February 18th, 2008 at 7:11 pm Pokey says:

i thought i saw this. still as good as the first time :D

... thank god im not crazy.

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February 18th, 2008 at 7:11 pm chewbaka says:

The number of dicks on a man is an actual measure of how good of a president they are. That's why Bush is a terrible president, he has zero dicks. I'd be interested in how well Hillary would do if elected with her single dick.

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February 18th, 2008 at 6:41 pm Nihilist Ninja says:

i was unaware that George Washington had so many penises

February 18th, 2008 at 6:00 pm cynnicysm says:

morhkt, you're just jealous because you don't live here, and also because we have everything delicious and amazing. we even have canadians, and everyone loves them.

also, it's not exactly a big holiday, kids still have school here.

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February 18th, 2008 at 3:48 pm Hoff says:

an oldy but goody

he'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart. oooh

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February 18th, 2008 at 3:37 pm subvert the fetus! says:

poor British children. they only wanted a father like George.

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February 18th, 2008 at 12:55 pm morhkt says:

Damn. So there's really a President's Day over in that retarded country? What a stupid reason to have a holiday.

But then again, it's a holiday so w/e. I have school today, you lucky bastards.

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February 18th, 2008 at 12:43 pm twan says:

the gnome says you are:P

whoever made this should eat less shrooms

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February 18th, 2008 at 12:16 pm nika says:

I should just copy/paste my last years comment on this. :P
For a moment there I was thinking Admin wants to make me feel insane with this déjà vu thing.
I am NOT insane.
*consults with the gnome on the shoulder*

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