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There’s apparently a theme park for every occasion. Have an unhealthy fecal obsession? Want to (not) get raped by a guy dressed as Mario in his basement? Want to visit a fake ocean directly beside a real one? These parks and many more await you. (Warning: Some parks awaiting you are not work safe.) |
Nine Unfortunate Theme Parks6 Comments:
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How could I have possibly missed this??? I live only 20 miles from BonBonLand which is indeed the creation of Willy Wonka's deranged, fecal-obsessed cousin.
Not only are the rides often named after human waste, garbage or similar unwanted mental images. The candy produced by the adjacent factory bears the same names as a lot of the rides.
Anyone feel like some "bare boobs" or "pig's turds" (winegums), perhaps some "dog-farts" or "rotting herring" (hard candies).
Oh yes, the fibreglass wonderland of ill conceived candy and cow-tits is alive and kicking.
They left out Trotsky! How could they?!?
a water park next to the ocean sounds like a fool proof marketing strategy to me. how could it fail?!
This was perfect! I now have a complete list of places to visit this summer when I go to Europe! Can't wait to show this list to my wife!
I missed the NSFW? Too late...
Ah, the good old Gulag..
If you're at work make sure people don't catch you staring at the 69 sculpture- just a fair warning from someone whose coworkers didn't buy "it's not porn if it's carved in stone" line. ;)