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I can haz cheezburgr in a can?
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The Germans have done it again! First they gave us the master race, and now they bring us cheeseburger in a can! Whether you’re camping in the wilderness, or just a big sad weirdo, you can now enjoy this delicious(?) treat for yourself. I suggest one of our European readers orders this product, then videotapes themselves opening and eating it. I’ll post it on the site. You’ll be famous.

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June 3rd, 2009 at 1:04 pm DONUT OF DOOOOOM!!!! says:

W00T GO nika!

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April 10th, 2009 at 1:58 pm nika says:

Brace yourselves, cheeseburger in the can will be revealed in the very near future...be afraid.

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March 20th, 2009 at 9:50 pm The Used Nirvana says:

Wow! What can't the Germans do?

And nika, how did it go with the canned hamburger?

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April 9th, 2008 at 1:45 am cynnicysm says:

seriously, what happened to "i'm gonna get it so help me god?" i wanna see the chzbrgr in a can damnit!

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February 11th, 2008 at 8:59 pm nika says:

Ok, I tried to order it but they don't ship outside of EU - luckily I'm travelling on Wed so I'll order it from there. :D
Don't worry, I'll keep you posted. ;)

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February 11th, 2008 at 8:40 pm cynnicysm says:

Updates nika?

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February 6th, 2008 at 2:05 pm nika says:

Seems like they aren't available in free sale- only online and in trekking stores. But I'll get it- so help me god.
Blue, I'm not sure Canadian custom control is very happy when they find a European meat in the package. :P

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February 5th, 2008 at 10:24 pm bluerocker says:

Nika, order a case and I'll buy one off you just to say I tried it.

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February 5th, 2008 at 8:43 pm ^newguy^ says:

I dont think that the bun, lettuce, onion and other stuff comes in the can, probobly just the meat. but if im wrong thats just sick. i can barely stand frozen microwave food.

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February 5th, 2008 at 8:31 pm Administrator says:

I'm pretty sure that's not what the burger looks like when you take it out of the can. But only nika can prove that. And we'll only believe her if she provides video evidence.

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February 5th, 2008 at 8:25 pm Pokey says:

c'mon nika!

that would be the best video ever.

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February 5th, 2008 at 7:21 pm wtf290 says:

If that's actually what the burger is like when it comes out of the can, I'll try it. It looks pretty good.

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February 5th, 2008 at 3:20 pm cynnicysm says:

i think i'm the last person on earth who still simply refuses to watch 2 girls 1 cup. if you haven't, don't. seriously. they make you tube videos of just people reactions. it's that bad. in any case, i wonder if its like...cheeseburger flavored meat in a can, or is it an actual full cheeseburger complete with bun? sounds like it could be...tasty?

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February 5th, 2008 at 11:28 am nika says:

I already emailed my friend and asked him to ship it over- if everything goes well it should be here by next week. :D
Not sure about the video, but if I made it I'd name it '1 girl 1 can' and it would probably be disgusting. :P

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