Credit Crisis

Credit Crisis
Credit Crisis

Some of you young ones may not fully understand the credit crisis, but in a nutshell it’s the reason your dad cries so much these days, and also why you’ll need to become a stripper if you want to go to college.

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31 Comments:
    31.
    June 3rd, 2009 at 6:29 pm mr.awsome says:

    lolz i got all the way up to 2:50 it is so hard at 2:00


    30.
     
    December 17th, 2008 at 6:44 pm crossfire says:

    wtf ahhh this is sooo messed up they force you to get hit alot...


    29.
     
    December 10th, 2008 at 8:28 pm krypt2110 says:

    This game makes your eyes go crazy after 30 minutes


    28.
    December 3rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm sir colton says:

    dang hard! when u have a bomb above and below, jump and then crouch to get through.


    27.
    November 27th, 2008 at 8:13 am KevinMp says:

    It seems like i always get to a point where i hit a wall of bombs i cant get past. In the air or ducking, i still get hit.


    26.
    November 26th, 2008 at 8:57 pm Kronic says:

    therandomguy is right we have all seen the comedy channel :)


    25.
    November 23rd, 2008 at 10:39 pm assault_4150 says:

    got the gold back, alright.


    24.
    November 23rd, 2008 at 4:16 pm therandomguy says:

    Twan, you have a good point about the song, but your not the only one here who watches the comedy network way to much. So stop trying to sell off other peoples material as your own.


    23.
    November 23rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm assault_4150 says:

    damn eyes always watering and wanting to blink at the wrong times.


    22.
    November 23rd, 2008 at 2:12 pm Jeihot says:

    It's like ten thousand spoooooooons when all you need is a wife! ROFL


    21.
    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:14 pm twan says:

    true, buy 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
    no irony, rain on your wedding day(only if you marry a weather man and he picked the date)
    most of the things mentioned aren't irony


    20.
     
    November 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm Niruzz says:

    gahh, i hate credit in real life too...


    19.
     
    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:00 am Jonathan M says:

    This game sucks, its all about LUCK after awhile.


    18.
    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:59 am nika says:

    That would be an ultimate irony and therefor a great idea, but unfortunately death row pardon two minutes too late is almost a definition of 'ironic'. ;)


    17.
    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:33 am twan says:

    ehm, nika
    you realise that song about irony doesn't contain 1 single drop of irony:P


    16.
    November 21st, 2008 at 8:22 pm Nihilist Ninja says:

    bombs make your credit go down when you buy them with credit but dont pay back the creditor. idk if you know this or not, but bomb can be quite expensive.


    15.
    November 21st, 2008 at 3:42 pm explosive panda says:

    gAME sucks since when do bombs make your credit go down?


    14.
    November 21st, 2008 at 3:28 pm joe says:

    F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E, D, I, T, RE to the PORT to the . to the COM, come on everybody grab your bike and sing along!


    13.
    November 21st, 2008 at 3:20 pm Just 4 Games says:

    What are the tokens for posted under the avatars?


    12.
    November 21st, 2008 at 1:09 pm Houly says:

    Alright game... if only it wasn't so true =\


    11.
    November 21st, 2008 at 12:03 pm Jeihot says:

    Ooh I luuuuuuuv Alanis.
    Still hate chemistry and think stripping is better.

    YEEEES IT'S AN IRONEEEEEY i know. Just felt like pissing someone.


    10.
    November 21st, 2008 at 11:53 am nika says:

    It's like raaaaain on your wedding day, it's like paying stripper college with chemistry tutoring moneeey.. Ah, nevermind.


    9.
    November 21st, 2008 at 11:44 am Jeihot says:

    Well, for me this makes no sense. Would make more sense If girls stripped to pay for their stripping college. Why chemistry whatsoever?


    8.
    November 21st, 2008 at 10:26 am nika says:

    I didn't misread, I just thought stripper college is something missing from global educational offer.
    So if someone is paying their chemistry studies with stripping, I wanna be able to pay for my stripper college with the money I get from tutoring chemistry.
    Makes sense to me.


    7.
    November 21st, 2008 at 10:07 am Pirotechnix says:

    Oh, I misread; I think stripper college would be a great form of higher education, so my comment stands.


    6.
    November 21st, 2008 at 10:05 am Pirotechnix says:

    I thought the reason my daddy cried so much these days and the reason I needed to go to stripper college was because Mom left him and he suddenly had a strange interest in college boys taking their clothes off.

    Hmm.


    5.
    November 21st, 2008 at 8:16 am Kain1999 says:

    Woot my first Gold :)


    4.
    November 21st, 2008 at 7:44 am Kain1999 says:

    lol i agree with Nika .... its pretty pointless :|


    3.
    November 21st, 2008 at 6:47 am trashbrain says:

    oh..and it MUST be 90° counterclockwise!


    2.
    November 21st, 2008 at 6:44 am trashbrain says:

    Just turn your monitor 90° and you will slide up.
    Think they should do the same at the stock exchange


    1.
    November 21st, 2008 at 6:36 am nika says:

    Why would I even bother playing this game..?
    No matter how much money, gold and oil I collect I'm still constantly sliding down and sooner or later both me and my briefcase end up in a bottomless pit of recession.

    I'm gonna start tutoring chemistry so I can pay for the stripping college.



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