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Cloned Puppies Expose 31-Year-Old Mystery
categories: Crazy

Todo List:
Kidnap Mormon and use him as a sex slave.
Sell house, and use proceeds to clone puppies for $50,000.
Do something even more crazy.

8 Littlegrey Comments:

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August 14th, 2008 at 2:54 am Lobo. says:


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August 12th, 2008 at 11:12 pm infomercial_reviewer says:

The name of the cloned Pit Bull was Booger.

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August 12th, 2008 at 4:35 pm chewbaka says:

I tell ya.. Make one person your sex slave and suddenly everyone is on your case. I can totally relate.

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August 12th, 2008 at 4:20 pm audioxience says:

But nika your room smells so funny, im sick of it in here :(

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August 12th, 2008 at 3:12 pm nika says:

I'm gonna release that Mormon that's handcuffed to my bed.
In about an hour.

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August 12th, 2008 at 1:30 pm TopMonkey says:

So that you have that knowledge...what are you going to do with it?

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August 12th, 2008 at 10:13 am nika says:

Now I know for sure that a path from gorgeous to appalling is covered with stalking, using missionaries as sex slaves and unnecessary investments as cloning your dead dog.

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August 12th, 2008 at 10:11 am TopMonkey says: know I have to comment on this one...

Some things from the article that stood out to me.
1. "I don’t want that garbage in with the puppy story.”
2. “I didn’t rape no 300-pound man...”
3. “We go to church and serve the Lord and try to lead good lives and do good things.”
4. "...a clerk said she instantly recognized the woman snuggling puppies as the Joyce Bernann McKinney who has been a frequent defendant in court cases there."

If I had a nikel for everytime I heard that...

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