Kidnap Mormon and use him as a sex slave.
Sell house, and use proceeds to clone puppies for $50,000.
Do something even more crazy.
8 Littlegrey Comments:
The name of the cloned Pit Bull was Booger.
I tell ya.. Make one person your sex slave and suddenly everyone is on your case. I can totally relate.
But nika your room smells so funny, im sick of it in here :(
I'm gonna release that Mormon that's handcuffed to my bed.
In about an hour.
So nika...now that you have that knowledge...what are you going to do with it?
Now I know for sure that a path from gorgeous to appalling is covered with stalking, using missionaries as sex slaves and unnecessary investments as cloning your dead dog.
Okay...you know I have to comment on this one...
Some things from the article that stood out to me.
1. "I donâ€™t want that garbage in with the puppy story.â€
2. â€œI didnâ€™t rape no 300-pound man...â€
3. â€œWe go to church and serve the Lord and try to lead good lives and do good things.â€
4. "...a clerk said she instantly recognized the woman snuggling puppies as the Joyce Bernann McKinney who has been a frequent defendant in court cases there."
If I had a nikel for everytime I heard that...
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