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When Dimitri the Lover left Olga two messages on her answering machine, she clearly didn’t know what she was missing by not calling him back.

16 Littlegrey Comments:

May 31st, 2012 at 9:22 pm paddy says:

we always fights together bt once she complimented me abt blushes and somedays she say do m I in love with her some days back what is it???

February 6th, 2010 at 12:42 am Not Naive says:

You people have been FOOLED! These voicemails are a VIRAL MARKETING HOAX by Hollywood producer Brad Goodman (Borat, Bruno, Religulous). He is doing a controversial documentary about Dimitri The Lover. The voicemails are STAGED. IN the second one he even mentions the movie script. If you don't beleive me, check out and also and finally and

July 20th, 2008 at 4:36 am Mike says:

I would love to track this guy down to give him an ass kickin... he sure needs one

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July 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm The Misfits says:

Possible cereal killer... maybe?

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July 5th, 2008 at 9:38 pm Letchey says:

I love how he said hat nothing was wrong with him lol

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July 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am nika says:

It's funny how he connected being Greek with having a particular taste for women. Not my experience at all. ;)
With this pathology he'd make a great subject for someones psychology PhD thesis.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 6:24 am Niruzz says:

I want to grow up to be him one day =/

July 2nd, 2008 at 1:54 pm jumbuck says:

well he knows what he wants - the question is will he find 'the catch'

he certainly is digging his own grave!

June 30th, 2008 at 11:41 pm LolAtThat says:

crazy ass. "If you have any kind of psychological problems, don't call me" lol at that.

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June 30th, 2008 at 10:40 pm Juriko says:

The alarm bells of a possible abuser are going off. Sounds like he has some issues of his own.

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June 30th, 2008 at 5:02 pm duckwariorrandom says:

I wish I had his talents.

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June 30th, 2008 at 2:37 pm Kiwi says:

wow. he is a catch.

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June 30th, 2008 at 1:45 pm s0ulreaper3 says:

I think this dude is just a little full of himself.

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June 30th, 2008 at 1:01 pm shreshth says:

Sounds like he is from the Toronto area and not San Francisco because his number started with "416" and that's a toronto area code.

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June 30th, 2008 at 12:24 pm MrMiyagi says:

Clearly Rico Suave here has issues.

Girls love to be told that they are passive aggressive, possibly psychologically unstable, and have been abused in childhood - 60% of the time it works every time.

June 30th, 2008 at 11:28 am Robertson Davies says:

Is this real? He's just such an asshole, I can't tell. Did you notice on the second call, he sounded angry that this woman didn't call him back?

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