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I applaud this kid’s initiative, but in the end he still posted a video of himself flexing in the living room while wearing cardboard taped to his pyjamas, as his mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches in the background.

21 Littlegrey Comments:

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February 22nd, 2008 at 2:12 am morhkt says:

I rewatched this and I don't think his mom is making grilled-cheese, I saw her breaking an egg!

February 4th, 2008 at 5:03 pm Smolder says:

What, I was the one of the few that did this as a kid too? Mine was Samus Aran from Metroid, and I wore it for halloween in 5th grade. I think this kids cardboard suit is cool. And I hope he does make a fiberglass one.

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February 4th, 2008 at 1:41 pm Iceman06 says:

I guess cynnicysm already noticed that

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February 4th, 2008 at 1:34 pm Iceman06 says:

pretty cool, but I think his name is Ashley

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February 4th, 2008 at 3:00 am cynnicysm says:

dude, i've had an account for like...6 months.
and i know it's misspelled, thats on purpose.

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February 3rd, 2008 at 6:08 am Lobo. says:

cynnicysm, make an account already....

you could even make grilled cheese your avatar
(btw cynicism has one 'n' and 'y')

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February 3rd, 2008 at 4:19 am audioxience says:

um...can you say "no life"

February 3rd, 2008 at 12:41 am cynnicysm says:

woah. woah woah woah. berating a teenager who will probably end up a gay fashion designer is one thing, but i will NOT tolerate anyone bashing grilled cheese sammiches. noone can ever get enough of those delicious lumps of cheesy goodness. ever.

February 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 pm RJ says:

It's actually not too bad for a kid his age. Now, if he was 30 and fabricated the armor out of fiberglass, I might be more worried for his mental health. It might be time to tell ma to lay off the grilled cheese and think about telling the Chief to get a job.

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February 2nd, 2008 at 4:00 pm Cartman101 says:

Halo nerd. How can he be addicted to Halo 3. It sucks.

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February 2nd, 2008 at 2:57 pm wyse says:

I think he'd beat me at Halo. He probably plays six hours a day, while his mom is making flapjacks. ;)

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February 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 am nika says:

Cynnicysm noticed something important about this kid: his name is Ashley.
You can't give your baby boy a girl name and expect him to grow up into a normal person.

February 1st, 2008 at 11:50 pm Niruz says:

1 word, Douchebag-ery.
seriously, this kid... omg im not going to even start.

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February 1st, 2008 at 10:38 pm bluerocker says:

The real Master Chief would tear this boy from lips to a$$hole for insulting him that way.

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February 1st, 2008 at 10:08 pm Mr. P.I. Staker says:

Wow, what a loser.

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February 1st, 2008 at 9:43 pm marklepage says:


haha I attempted to convert the game case you can buy (A Master Chief helmet) into something I could wear.. It failed miserably and I was out 80 bucks!

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February 1st, 2008 at 9:25 pm Rebel975 says:


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February 1st, 2008 at 8:46 pm morhkt says:

About the starwars kid, I just learned recently that he had ended up in a psychiatric clinic for kids. I feel bad, but still less than I find his video hilarious XD

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February 1st, 2008 at 5:42 pm Lobo. says:

mm the "armor" looks decently accurate... just a bit off scale. He made it too small

that and he is the biggest looser since the starwars kid

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February 1st, 2008 at 3:09 pm John2 says:

i dont get it. i mean master chief is AWESOME but this kd wasnt. was it supposed to be funny? Im just so confused.

February 1st, 2008 at 1:56 pm cynnicysm says:

his name is ashley?

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