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The Swear Jar
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This ******* commercial has inspired me to start up our very own DYOG ******-******* swear jar. Everytime one of you ****-**** fruitcakes swears, you send me a nickel. When it gets to be enough, I’ll use it to pay for prostitutes. ******* genius my friends.

31 Littlegrey Comments:

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October 27th, 2007 at 12:12 pm Bob Smith says:

poop! That doesn't count!

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October 23rd, 2007 at 7:12 pm Bob Smith says:

That's the most genius thing i have ever seen.

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June 19th, 2007 at 3:52 pm edboyxd says:

THAT WAS SWEET!! why didnt i watch that earlier!?!?

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June 12th, 2007 at 10:40 am TopMonkey says:

They're just creepy...{{{shiver up spine}}}.

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June 10th, 2007 at 11:20 pm nightmare says:

ok top monkey, truce. u got me at the freedom of speech thing. but, cant we all just laugh a bit at some good old "yo dad" jokes?

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June 10th, 2007 at 8:36 pm Chelsie H. says:

"poop"...."it doesn't count"..."Shut the **** up!"

oh...I love it.

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June 10th, 2007 at 3:17 pm Holy **** my ****'s on fire! says:

How much ****ing money is he ****ing making when I ****ing submit this ******-****ing post? Enough for a little ****-*** action with a skanky *****?

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June 10th, 2007 at 1:13 am Lobo. says:

****'n screw the ****!!! the ****'n F-bomb is goin to ****, or even **** in a hand basket.... but who ****'n gives a ****, it just means more $$$ for the admin!

hrm does cartoon cursing count??? if so, then *$#@&!

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June 9th, 2007 at 6:35 pm Ziggy says:

im gonna get in as many ******* swears in as ******* possible for the ******* time being while the ******* exchange rate is good and i dont have to pay as much ******* money to you =) Viva la england =)

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June 8th, 2007 at 9:00 pm TopMonkey says:

The idea is that some words are offensive. Maybe in 20 years, as you say, the words we use now will not be, but there will always be words that are offensive, it's the nature of language and human interaction that such will be the case. The idea is to practice now using acceptable words so that no matter what the future brings you will sound articulate and cultured.

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June 8th, 2007 at 2:34 am Pokey says:

i think its hilarious c:

who gives a crap about cursing now a days anyhow? in 20 years theyll just be regular words. the thrill of the eff-bomb is dying.

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June 8th, 2007 at 12:09 am cerealmonsta says:

5 snickers bars. =D

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June 8th, 2007 at 12:03 am bluerocker says:

I've counted it up and got $9 (+/-) to this point. How far will that get you admin?

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June 7th, 2007 at 11:54 pm TopMonkey says:

nightmare,
1.Of course we have a sense of humor. It was the fact the words weren't ****'d out and you used an incest reference. That's just gross. See, the humor goes away when you actually use the words. Part of the gag is the bleep itself, and then you really kill it when you bring someone's dad into it.
2.Freedom of speech only applies to the government abridging your speech. We aren't the government. I don't know why people don't get that...
3.(I added this one) We still ***** you!
TopMonkey

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June 7th, 2007 at 11:52 pm The Leather Sofa says:

Another quality commercial from budweiser

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June 7th, 2007 at 11:08 pm Administrator says:

Don't worry about it nightmare, next time just bleep out your dirty words (****) so I don't have to do it :)

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June 7th, 2007 at 10:45 pm nightmare says:

u ppl who think im offensive, i wana tell ya 2 things-
1-that was a joke wat i said ( no1 got sense of humor?)
2-FREEDOM OF SPEECH *******!!!!!!!!(another quarter for the admin...)

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June 7th, 2007 at 9:00 pm Kiwi says:

as wildly inappropriate as this commercial is, i still find it ******* hysterical.

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June 7th, 2007 at 8:00 pm cerealmonsta says:

No offense shakuras :P

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June 7th, 2007 at 7:58 pm cerealmonsta says:

**** you a****le. I get the ****in money B****. So you can go **** yourself or you can have the prostitute **** yourself for you.

Thats 1.50

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June 7th, 2007 at 6:14 pm Shakuras says:

if your prostitute ****** curses, can i have that ****** money?

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June 7th, 2007 at 4:02 pm shynobi11 says:

@nightmare
Dude thats just offensive...

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June 7th, 2007 at 3:47 pm BK says:

That's a big Mr. Show ripoff. Swears for Cares. Doesn't anyone have an original thought anymore?

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June 7th, 2007 at 3:45 pm twan says:

****-********-****-****-****

that's 1.25 right?

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June 7th, 2007 at 2:17 pm Wheelnut says:

wow (bleep)! good luck getting my (bleep)ing adress!

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June 7th, 2007 at 1:52 pm bluerocker says:

I'll give you a quarter for every tear I cried while laughing so hard at this one!

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June 7th, 2007 at 12:11 pm cerealmonsta says:

Ive seen this commercial, and theres a huge controversy about it, because of the cussing.

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June 7th, 2007 at 11:17 am TopMonkey says:

nightmare, that's not funny. The commercial is a gag, you're just offensive.

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June 7th, 2007 at 11:14 am nightmare says:

since i love dyog and the guy who made it, im gona help his need for prostitutes. **** **** **** ****. theres a quarter, unfortunately i dont know ur adress so, **** YOUR DADS LEFT *** TILL THE RIGHT ONE GETS JEALOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!******************* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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June 7th, 2007 at 10:19 am Links says:

you mind if after the swear jar is full i keep the money instead :P?

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June 7th, 2007 at 10:04 am nika says:

Great *nickel* commercial- *nickel* me if it's not the best one for Bud Light ever.
Make sure you use a *nickle* protection Admin. (pun intended)

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