The Elegant Art of Feminine Conflict

The Elegant Art of Feminine Conflict
The Elegant Art of Feminine Conflict

Quite possibly the greatest game in the history of mankind. And probably the only game in the history of eternity to feature a ‘Critical Slap’.


26 Comments:
    26.
    February 7th, 2009 at 7:36 am bastian_1343 says:

    Once every now and then I check back in to see if this game is still awesome but anime-slapfights just keep on rockin


    25.
    October 14th, 2007 at 11:31 am Just Joe says:

    This game is freakin awesome! beat it on my third go with 5 roses left


    24.
    August 29th, 2007 at 6:09 am gaboabreu says:

    YAY!! pwned the fat lady!! (of course i had six roses...)


    23.
    August 29th, 2007 at 5:56 am gaboabreu says:

    i wonder why the fat one is harder than the old ninja lady... she scares me


    22.
    August 27th, 2007 at 7:33 pm Lilpudgemuffin98 says:

    AHAHA! bitch slap the piss out of her


    21.
    August 16th, 2007 at 5:31 pm edboyxd says:

    this game creeps me out and compelles me at the same time... it's really weird..


    20.
    August 13th, 2007 at 3:33 pm boycrazeelady says:

    damn! they make some crazy faces when they get slapped! i lost on the second lady. it's a lot easier in real life. trust me. i've slapped many b*tches in my time


    19.
    August 12th, 2007 at 8:59 pm tacomaster says:

    I cant play it very well


    18.
     
    August 4th, 2007 at 2:09 pm cerealmonsta says:

    This game is amazing.

    I dont know what i like more, the faces the slapees make or the actual joy of slapping. :D


    17.
    August 4th, 2007 at 9:31 am Sly Yam says:

    Iceman... I don't know about that.

    This game kicks ass... well made and interesting gameplay. Once you know the formula it's pretty easy to kill that old fat bitch- so it's cool that you can increase the difficulty. Anyone try it on super hard yet? ;D


    16.
    August 4th, 2007 at 2:24 am Wheelnut says:

    The big fat dame got me, but I only had one rose, and my mouse control isn't that great...


    15.
     
    August 1st, 2007 at 10:48 am chewbaka says:

    This was amusing but it is too early to get sloshed.


    14.
    August 1st, 2007 at 3:52 am Pokey says:

    this game is amazing when your drunk. try it now.


    13.
    August 1st, 2007 at 12:42 am Iceman06 says:

    I didn't want to play it at first because it had the word "feminine in it" and i thought it would be about cooking or cleaning or whining or something
    but then i find out you get to beat the crap outta other women
    i totally got beasted by that old fat chick

    you know, this game would make more sense if you got to be a dude


    12.
    July 31st, 2007 at 11:43 pm Dan says:

    This game kicks so much ass, it's unbelievable.


    11.
    July 31st, 2007 at 11:23 pm illy says:

    i like this-it's the bitchslap game


    10.
    July 31st, 2007 at 5:30 pm Kiwi says:

    the last lady scared me so badly! i had all 4 roses and she still killed me in no time.


    9.
    July 31st, 2007 at 4:40 pm Iones says:

    Dudes, that end boss punched me ONCE to kill me. Uncool.


    8.
    July 31st, 2007 at 2:23 pm cynnicysm says:

    woah the first time i tried to smack the crazy old lady, she totally just like...popped me into oblivion in one hit i was all like "daaaaaaaannng"


    7.
    July 31st, 2007 at 2:06 pm thepara says:

    The old crazy eyed lady defeated me. She had some ninja slapping moves. LOL


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    July 31st, 2007 at 12:01 pm The1TrueKnasty says:

    Surprisingly fun, but would be better if the women were more attractive.

    And preferably with minimal clothing.


    5.
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:04 am legor17 says:

    Strange but fun. The music gets annoying after a while.


    4.
     
    July 31st, 2007 at 6:02 am ShadoCrytr says:

    Ah, beat it quite easily after a few tries.


    3.
    July 31st, 2007 at 4:48 am ROCKSTAR 5 says:

    It's ok I guess


    2.
     
    July 31st, 2007 at 4:48 am ShadoCrytr says:

    The last, big fat lady totally destroyed me. :(


    1.
     
    July 31st, 2007 at 4:43 am ShadoCrytr says:

    lmao.. this is actually really fun.



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