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Statetris: Europe
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So you thought you did well at Statetris? Well let’s see how you do a little farther from home, with Statetris: Europe Edition. For those of you that don’t know, Europe is a magical land, filled with nations smaller than Delaware and people that speak with silly accents.

34 Littlegrey Comments:

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February 4th, 2009 at 1:24 pm bastian_1343 says:

Most Europeans believe that Americans are less intelligent as a people and while this may or may not be true, we are a small group of Europeans who have realized that the real different is how well we manage to keep quiet about our stupidity.

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February 4th, 2009 at 12:52 pm felis20 says:

I've been to Europe on multiple occasions. Nice place, but some people seem to believe that since they are not American, they are inherently better than everyone who is. Yes, it embarasses me that Americans are stupid, but then again the French haven't done anything worth noting since 1789.

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August 19th, 2007 at 11:19 am Sipeo says:

4:19 and ive only been in europe once...

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August 19th, 2007 at 1:12 am Kiwi says:

i want to do that, and then walk around and yell at people for being on my land :P

August 18th, 2007 at 5:54 pm dom says:

(this is true)
you can rent Liechtenstein (the whole country) for a day for $500 per person. This does not give you control over the country, but you can use the whole place (all 160 square kilometres) for a high profile wedding or celabration.
pretty cool.

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August 18th, 2007 at 5:17 pm Pokey says:

i learned that tiny arrows and magnifying glasses magically appear all over europe.

August 18th, 2007 at 4:54 pm kitka says:

Luxembourg capitel is Luxembourg ps i am from europe

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August 18th, 2007 at 12:56 pm Wheelnut says:

4:07.8 is better? huh?
I think the first one should be 6:16.1

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August 18th, 2007 at 12:50 pm Wheelnut says:

finished in 1:61.1
"I don't think you've ever been to europe"???

erm... never left europe actually...
Does that make me a bad european?

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August 17th, 2007 at 1:10 pm Kiwi says:

14:33 on easy! considering i've never BEEN to Europe....

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August 17th, 2007 at 12:11 pm Ziggy says:

indubitably old bean.

August 17th, 2007 at 10:53 am cynnicysm says:

i think being in europe would freak me out for a few months...i mean...what a mindblow to know that you're walking around on like...thousands of years of history. in america, unless there is some native american landmark, which there aren't many of, you're pretty much at best going to see a couple of 3 or 4 hundred year old places...i mean sure Williamsburg and Jamestown and Plymouth are older but...only a few hundred years...I can't walk into a bar here that's been a bar since I dunno...Jesus? thats a mindblow.

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August 17th, 2007 at 6:14 am nika says:

That's not cause I'm smart- that's cause I'm ;)

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August 17th, 2007 at 3:24 am Iceman06 says:

nika you're really smart
I had to think about what you just said for like a minute

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August 16th, 2007 at 10:24 pm Dan says:

I got 9:36 on hard... the only reason i got mad at Luxembourg is because its really small, but too big to have one of those magnifying glass things.

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August 16th, 2007 at 10:00 pm Dan says:

.... thanks for the info...

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August 16th, 2007 at 8:46 pm nika says:

I think you just brought an ignorance to another lever by actually being proud of it..
I'll tell you what Luxembourg is: it's a country with the highest GDP per capita in the world. They don't wanna be Germans or Americans or any of the 5 nations in the world you're introduced with.

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August 16th, 2007 at 8:23 pm Dan says:

WTF is Luxembourg? I've never met a Luxembourgian in my life. Maybe their just ashamed of their country's size and tell people their German.

August 16th, 2007 at 7:35 pm cynnicysm says:

i learned that me and geography aren't really that close friends...i also learned that corsica is like..the coolest sounding thing ever

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August 16th, 2007 at 6:11 pm NARUTOFREAK!!FKYEH says:

lol 18min 14 secs for hard XD
pretty bad time but idoubt anyone can beat tat for hard mode cus i got 80% of em by luk

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August 16th, 2007 at 5:58 pm NARUTOFREAK!!FKYEH says:

YAY 7:16 i got like 20 of em by luk =D and 2 by arrows

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August 16th, 2007 at 5:24 pm Iceman06 says:

I didnt learn anything

August 16th, 2007 at 4:26 pm Leif says:

5 minits something, not bad. But who cares, the quality of this game resides in its huge learning potential. This game is a pure example that learning can be fun. With very few and minor modifications, this game could become a geography course learning tool, or even an exam. Great game!

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August 16th, 2007 at 3:54 pm 10electro01 says:

errr... you finished in 10:37 seconds
What planet are you from :P

how mean... if i get it wrong 3 times will you give me one of those arrows to help? n-not that i will get it wrong, but just in case, you know... I KNOW MY COUNTRYS!

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August 16th, 2007 at 2:32 pm Iceman06 says:

i got 10 minutes on easy
when it gave me that arrow thing i still missed =[

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August 16th, 2007 at 2:02 pm edboyxd says:

nice discription, admin. lol.

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August 16th, 2007 at 1:14 pm The123robot says:

This Staetris is way easier then the other one. Finished in 15 something.

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August 16th, 2007 at 12:56 pm Dahaka says:

Do not want.

August 16th, 2007 at 12:18 pm cynnicysm says:

i played it on easy and it took me almost 8 minutes! my fav part: when you miss a country 3 times, the 4th time it comes down it give you a big pointy arrow lol

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August 16th, 2007 at 12:11 pm Iceman06 says:

i fail.
i gave up at 13:30

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August 16th, 2007 at 11:21 am haha38 says:

12 min lol

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August 16th, 2007 at 10:45 am Keptkin the Usurper! says:

I feel ripped off, it doesn't have Vatican City, it's a real country, just a very very very small one.

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August 16th, 2007 at 10:42 am TopMonkey says:

I just coulndn't find a place to fit gets me every time!

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August 16th, 2007 at 10:15 am nika says:

Heeeeey..I don't speak with a silly accent.. -.-Except when I drink and I keep telling that New Zealand border story.. :P

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