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SHAZAAAMMM!

I know when I’m looking to purchase a car, I head straight for the salesman dressed as a 1970’s street pimp. His attire tells me that he’s honest, trustworthy, professional, responsible, and that I have nothing to worry about when I leave my wife with him while I go to the washroom.

14 Littlegrey Comments:

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August 6th, 2007 at 4:44 pm chewbaka says:

all of a sudden i want to buy a prostitute

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June 28th, 2007 at 4:16 am Iceman06 says:

all of a sudden i want to buy a car

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June 28th, 2007 at 1:50 am Iceman06 says:

muahahahaha im pretty sure i could bench more than all of you
(except for you admin i dont wanna get banned from dyog)

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June 28th, 2007 at 12:33 am The1TrueKnasty says:

DANCE!

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June 28th, 2007 at 12:07 am Rebel975 says:

I had a dollar once.

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June 27th, 2007 at 11:16 pm Don says:

YOU BEAT ME THERE ADMIN.... I WILL BE BACK I CAN'TROCK BUT I CAN DO JAZZ AND SOUL AND CRUNK AND I CANT DO BRAIN SURGERY...plus im not a super hero but a super villian plus not a doctor but i can send people to the hospital...

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June 27th, 2007 at 9:26 pm ThousandFace says:

Well then I can trust him, if our International rocker/doctor/brain surgeon/superhero Admin can throw him!

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June 27th, 2007 at 7:26 pm Don says:

he thinks he is and i know i am cause the ladies say so( not that fat korean guy mine are real SHUT UP SHADO) plus each of my muscles(41) weigh as much as a toyota too

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June 27th, 2007 at 5:46 pm edboyxd says:

SHAZAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!

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June 27th, 2007 at 4:58 pm Ripley says:

He thinks he's a pimp lol.

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June 27th, 2007 at 4:30 pm Administrator says:

Uh Thousand, I wouldn't do that. I could throw that guy at least 3 miles. I can benchpress a Toyota, remember?

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June 27th, 2007 at 2:35 pm NightHawkXII says:

He stole my line, i always yell SHAZZAM when i kill people in halo 2

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June 27th, 2007 at 12:35 pm p00pd0g says:

Dance!

I can imagine commanding him commanding you...BUY

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June 27th, 2007 at 10:07 am ThousandFace says:

I would trust him as far as the Admin could throw him.

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