Rip-Away 1000

Rip-Away 1000
Rip-Away 1000

Want to make some money and scar your kids at the same time? Then just have your children pretend to invent a pair of wedgie-proof underpants, and then make them give each other wedgies on live television. Your underwear sales will go through the roof, and your kids will get kicked in the face at school.


19 Comments:
    19.
    December 6th, 2007 at 8:50 pm jakeryan56 says:

    WTF is wrong with the world?


    18.
    November 13th, 2007 at 3:30 pm Bob Smith says:

    That's disgusting. So they just run around underwear-less for the rest of the day! And something else, why the Heck would someone want to reach in someone's pants and pull out their underwear with all the poopstains and, uuhhhhh!


    17.
    November 13th, 2007 at 3:14 pm Guppie Buddie says:

    Is your underwear around your knees? ... yes ... I thought that was so cute! How thoughtfull of them to create wedgie proof underwear! Aw! I just wanna pet them! ^_^


    16.
    November 13th, 2007 at 8:51 am ThousandFace says:

    What I don't get is, I'm sure the school I use to go to would support this, but I wasn't allowed to wear a cup to protect my jewels from getting kicked (It was an actual rule that you were not allowed to wear any kind of armor not matter the circumstance.) and that was more likely to happen then a wedgie.


    15.
    November 13th, 2007 at 5:32 am Links says:

    this doesnt make ANY sense to me :S...why would some1 prefer to have their underwear on their knees ...


    14.
    November 12th, 2007 at 7:31 pm bluerocker says:

    That is some crack team reporting by Fox. No wonder I never have them on.


    13.
     
    November 12th, 2007 at 7:00 pm strawberry says:

    Thong = constant wedgie :p

    but haha, those kids sounded sooo uncomfortable. The news guys sounded more like bullies than anyone else. "Now go on, give your brother a wedgie! Is your underwear around your knees now? HAHAHA"


    12.
    November 12th, 2007 at 6:00 pm emprox says:

    that was embarassing


    11.
    November 12th, 2007 at 4:54 pm NOT MY CHAIR says:

    wow! I want a wedgie


    10.
    November 12th, 2007 at 4:21 pm John2 says:

    I had a friend give me a wedgie after watching this and it doesnt really hurt at all. its just uncomfortable until you pull them out of your ass. and plus if someone did that to you at school all you do is turn them around and give the guy a reverse wedgie (from thee front)now that would hurt.


    9.
    November 12th, 2007 at 1:55 pm 10electro01 says:

    Congratulations for discovering wedgie *lol* proof underwear *lolololol*

    I cant belive the news reporter was laughing at them.


    8.
    November 12th, 2007 at 1:00 pm twan says:

    i agree with lobo, i never recieved a wedgie, somebody once puched me in the face though, kick them in the nuts and when they fall on the ground grabbing for their nuts kicking their face a couple of times(read my reaction) hurts so much more :D


    7.
     
    November 12th, 2007 at 12:11 pm Lobo. says:

    wegies? taking half thier underwere and leaving them with the rest around their knees is so much more effective


    6.
    November 12th, 2007 at 11:51 am ranker says:

    Wtf?
    wedgie....?


    5.
    November 12th, 2007 at 10:36 am Just Joe says:

    If it hurts so much they should go without underwear.


    4.
    November 12th, 2007 at 10:25 am cynnicysm says:

    don't recall even having bullies at my school, but i def don't recall ever getting a wedgie...just seems like something out of the 50's...now you just get punched inteh face :/


    3.
    November 12th, 2007 at 10:16 am tacomaster says:

    never recived a wedgie


    2.
    November 12th, 2007 at 9:27 am chewbaka says:

    To quote a great sage...


    1.
    November 12th, 2007 at 7:36 am ThousandFace says:

    Wedgies are so last season, now its whitewash time.



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