Red Team

Red Team
Red Team

Little-known-fact: among the less common (but still highly effective) ways to commit suicide is to play the online game ‘Red Team’ for more than 20 minutes consecutively. Death is caused when the subject’s brain, through a misguided act of self preservation, attempts to eject itself from the head by way of the nose, eyes, and mouth.


51 Comments:
    51.
    September 6th, 2008 at 7:16 pm Uber Asphalt says:

    I finished. And now I'm cross-eyed.


    50.
    September 6th, 2008 at 2:28 pm St_Stu says:

    Wow I suck at this, I can't even beat level 3


    49.
    September 6th, 2008 at 2:10 pm Slide says:

    Wow... the music in the menu comes from some old sega genesis game i used to play when i was tiny...
    it seems these guys took all their music from sega games, i could swear the music while you play comes from another game i know... but i can't put my hand on it i just dont remember =S.


    48.
     
    September 6th, 2008 at 11:08 am SOSgamer says:

    I, beat it.... all of it... even level eight, but then my brain colapsed into a pile of mush from trying to rip itself in half


    47.
    July 17th, 2008 at 1:09 am Phantom says:

    Dudes i just got another man to help me my bro ws good and we p owned it after lvl 8 is the end the pass is impossible. hehe :) enjoy i can only get to lvl 7 alone :(


    46.
    January 4th, 2008 at 6:14 pm giggles says:

    If I spear my little red guys in the a$$ at the exact same time shoudn't I get some kinda of points for that or something?? I think so, I am becoming quite good at it.


    45.
    December 31st, 2007 at 1:31 pm says:

    brain? what brain? I had a brain? maybe before this game. Tried lvl 6 43 times, then lvl 7 384958485948585858484585... lost count after that. Has anyone seen my brain?? Im kinda looking for it, its got to be the only one with a return address on it.


    44.
    December 10th, 2007 at 2:40 pm SilencedSoulTA says:

    I HAVE MADE IT TO 8 BUT MY GOD...it will take time....that butter knife.....liquified brains on toast....MMMmmmmm


    43.
    November 21st, 2007 at 10:05 am Blah says:

    dam i suck T_T


    42.
    July 21st, 2007 at 9:16 pm cool teen 2 says:

    lmao i beat game with my spet bro


    41.
    June 20th, 2007 at 9:32 pm Guitarjunkie2119 says:

    *eye twitches*
    i got to lvl 7 then had to dround out the thoughts of suicide via butter knife by sleeping.....


    40.
    June 9th, 2007 at 4:29 pm cerealmonsta says:

    Awesome music


    39.
    June 6th, 2007 at 11:10 am Kazoot says:

    What music is that playing toward the end of the levels?


    38.
    June 4th, 2007 at 7:20 pm John says:

    Yeah...using two people is completely cheating.


    37.
    May 26th, 2007 at 5:35 am Wheelnut says:

    It's not the point to do it with two people, anyone (or anytwo, if you like) can do that!


    36.
    May 26th, 2007 at 3:13 am The123robot says:

    Its easier if you tell a friend to do the A and Z keys.


    35.
    May 21st, 2007 at 5:48 am cool teen 2 says:

    this game is so easy with tow peaple lol


    34.
    May 19th, 2007 at 5:02 am OMG Pancakes says:

    pwnt.


    33.
    May 16th, 2007 at 5:05 pm 10electro01 says:

    yes i finnally beet it by myself. I pronounce myself king of reflexes!


    32.
    May 14th, 2007 at 7:50 am Wheelnut says:

    Yay! I've beaten the 8th! ...hey! what's that pink goo on my desk? Is it... MY BRAIN?


    31.
    May 13th, 2007 at 9:26 am Wheelnut says:

    I too got fed up with those stupid 10 sec. adds, because they totally break my concentration, not very pleasant when you're completely focussed on the game...

    got to lvl 8 btw, will try again later, now my adrenalin level must drop back through the roof again, and I must stop trembling...

    and "two minds are better then one" does that apply to multiple personalities too?


    30.
    May 12th, 2007 at 8:08 pm Mike B says:

    lol, I find this game perfectly beatable (without a friend). After beating level 8 several times, levels 7 and below are so damn easy.


    29.
    May 9th, 2007 at 1:13 pm cerealmonsta says:

    Finally beat it! It took many sleeping pills and hours sitting at the computer but i finally beat it.


    28.
    May 9th, 2007 at 1:25 am Arthos says:

    Is this game supposed to be cooperative i HATE cooperation!!


    27.
    May 8th, 2007 at 7:52 pm JonSnow says:

    my god that is fun!!!!! and fairly easy. i love this game. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


    26.
    May 8th, 2007 at 6:00 pm Mercedes says:

    I'm stuck on level five. It sucks. i get so close and then lose. and the beeping does not help.


    25.
    May 8th, 2007 at 5:33 pm Tristage says:

    Thanks for all of the plays guys. Level 8 is a beast, but it's beatable. Also, sorry about the ads, but I agree with cynnicysm. They're only ten seconds and they provide your wrists a much needed break!


    24.
    May 8th, 2007 at 4:49 pm 10electro01 says:

    i guessed the password to level 8


    23.
    May 8th, 2007 at 4:41 pm Pokey says:

    beat it. not on my own though.

    http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/you_have_a_nice_one/mandndderek.png

    hahaha, two minds are better than one.


    22.
    May 8th, 2007 at 1:28 pm Hazelrah12 says:

    heh- I played it with a friend- we each took one- we beat the game- you people all lose- have fun with no brains, losers.


    21.
    May 8th, 2007 at 12:52 pm jotalitarian says:

    also is anyone finding that their world is melting? yes? and the walls bleeding slightly?


    20.
    May 8th, 2007 at 12:45 pm jotalitarian says:

    is anyone else finding that their computer screen is stretching?


    19.
    May 8th, 2007 at 11:20 am Psalty says:

    Odd. Is it that hard? I beat all 8 levels in 30 min w/o help. . .


    18.
    May 8th, 2007 at 6:24 am Dr. Frank says:

    level 8 really is impossible, i now have nightmares about this game. all i see is little red crack heads flying around on jet packs!


    17.
    May 8th, 2007 at 4:12 am RoflCopter says:

    Completed easily, the key is have a friend control one of the players.. lolol


    16.
    May 7th, 2007 at 9:56 pm Administrator says:

    Sorry about all the ads in this one. I thought it was worth putting up anyways.


    15.
    May 7th, 2007 at 9:28 pm lyl i k e says:

    omg lvl 7 impossible


    14.
    May 7th, 2007 at 9:06 pm cynnicysm says:

    holy cow level 8 is annoying. i think i must've tried it at least 100 times before i got it. then it "submitted" my score...what score? anywho, those ads are a bit of a hasslehoff, but at least it got my fingers off the keys for a second or 10


    13.
    May 7th, 2007 at 8:09 pm bluerocker says:

    The Zwinky ads got me more than the game...I know nothing is ever free but there has to be a better product to flog than whatever the hell a Zwinky is!


    12.
     
    May 7th, 2007 at 7:07 pm ShadoCrytr says:

    Yeah, people on here tend to not like doing that.


    11.
    May 7th, 2007 at 6:51 pm The Leather Sofa says:

    Good game- a little too much thinking though.


    10.
    May 7th, 2007 at 4:54 pm Damniel says:

    I totally just beat it!!!


    9.
    May 7th, 2007 at 4:39 pm drlove says:

    the trick is to not focus on the screen. look past the two tracks.


    8.
    May 7th, 2007 at 3:53 pm says:

    i think my brain split in half in an attempt to watch both levels, and then just ended up falling out my ears.
    which let me tell you, is not pleasant


    7.
    May 7th, 2007 at 2:32 pm SAMBO says:

    lvl 7 is insane!!!! you have to memorise the level... :(


    6.
    May 7th, 2007 at 2:15 pm cerealmonsta says:

    got to level six and went through maybe 4 zwinkie commercials and gave up


    5.
     
    May 7th, 2007 at 11:19 am twan says:

    level 5 then i started getting dizzy,
    feels like paddos and weed together


    4.
     
    May 7th, 2007 at 11:08 am ShadoCrytr says:

    Yeah.. I can't get past level 3, it's like two games playing at once. -.-


    3.
    May 7th, 2007 at 6:18 am Tanith says:

    bye brain. Ill miss u.


    2.
     
    May 7th, 2007 at 5:44 am 00-Evan says:

    got to lvl 8, tried it about 9 times, got fed up of the frigging zwinky ads, quit.


    1.
    May 7th, 2007 at 5:01 am ThousandFace says:

    Made it to level 3, then had to plug my nose to stop my brain from trying to escape.



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