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600 pounds of men, a woman that’s a little plump, and a 13 year-old girl can not be satiated with 12 ounces of sausage, a couple of dozen eggs and some T-bone steaks. They require another four ounces of sausage for their mighty hunger. Don’t try and get them to eat the maple or sage flavored sausage either - those are Yankee flavors. |
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like Nader butt fat
consumer advocate fights
for lost four ounces
You may think this is an unusual phone call, but that's because you don't work on the other end of one of these consumer lines like I do. I hear this SAME person on the phone all damn day long, it seems like. You wouldn't believe how foul-mouthed they get to complete strangers over less serious issues than this even. Jesus, I shouldn't have to think about these idiots on my day off. Thanks a lot.
Okay, I think he's angry 'cause they reduced the size while the price remained the same. That practise is common among food manufacturers nowadays and is commonly known as the "screw you, you're too stupid to notice" tactic. It's a legitamate complaint that's absolutely lost in a sea of stupid ranting; shame, really.
Uh, a LITTLE plump?
This guy must live in Bumf***, Texas.
I don't know about you Mr. Anonymous... but I am very particular about how many ounces of meat slide down my throat at any given time. And if that damn Jimmy Dean decides to give me a p-ssy 12 oz. package I'll cuss as much as I damn well please, CUZ I'M FROM TEXAS!!!
Burrp...Not even the smell of a T-bone steak in the morning
umm... what?
He doesn't like northern sausage. haha
lol first his wife is scottish or whatever then they r texans???...also he doesnt talk for all texans we arent all picky about our meat, we arent all fat, and we all dont have potty mouths...bet his wife loves being called plump
Ziggy you don't want to sound like the raving jimmy dean sausage connoisseur!
hes the kind of people that our admin is trying to keep out of this respectable forum! :P
haha this is probably my favorite thing posted on DYOG in the past 4 months
sounds like someone gets a bit cranky without their Jimmy Dean sausage.
And Admin, how come you'll post audios with language like that, but still block people from typing it?
jeez, didn't you hear him? he patiently explained that he didn't want to have to buy 2 12oz packaged so they coudl cut costs cause they're the same god****** price
ummm why doesnt he just buy more than one package... jees what a moron
Is that a sausage wrapped in a chocolate chip pancake on a stick..?
Sounds like a man just wants to eat his sausage, eggs and T-bone steak for breakfast- like every normal person.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to maintain 300 lbs..? Or keep your wife at just the right level of plumpness..?
Jimmy Dean people don't have even 12oz of humanity inside them.
:P
i haven't stopped laughing yet. i was fine righ tup until he said good bye, he was doing great till then. you know this poor guy just popped that 12 oz package out of the fridge and went "aw there just ain't no way!" hahaha that was awesome! plus, he called hsi wife fat too.
Mr. Texas has a potty mouth!
Hey, if he wants his god**** sausage, give him his god**** sausage