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Randy Taylor is Serious About Sausages
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600 pounds of men, a woman that’s a little plump, and a 13 year-old girl can not be satiated with 12 ounces of sausage, a couple of dozen eggs and some T-bone steaks. They require another four ounces of sausage for their mighty hunger. Don’t try and get them to eat the maple or sage flavored sausage either – those are Yankee flavors.

19 Littlegrey Comments:

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December 31st, 2007 at 8:47 pm Haikooter says:

like Nader butt fat
consumer advocate fights
for lost four ounces

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December 10th, 2007 at 12:47 am Tokio says:

You may think this is an unusual phone call, but that's because you don't work on the other end of one of these consumer lines like I do. I hear this SAME person on the phone all damn day long, it seems like. You wouldn't believe how foul-mouthed they get to complete strangers over less serious issues than this even. Jesus, I shouldn't have to think about these idiots on my day off. Thanks a lot.

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December 6th, 2007 at 6:06 pm Cromm says:

Okay, I think he's angry 'cause they reduced the size while the price remained the same. That practise is common among food manufacturers nowadays and is commonly known as the "screw you, you're too stupid to notice" tactic. It's a legitamate complaint that's absolutely lost in a sea of stupid ranting; shame, really.

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December 5th, 2007 at 11:26 pm Twee says:

Uh, a LITTLE plump?

This guy must live in Bumf***, Texas.

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November 29th, 2007 at 3:14 am Dan says:

I don't know about you Mr. Anonymous... but I am very particular about how many ounces of meat slide down my throat at any given time. And if that damn Jimmy Dean decides to give me a p-ssy 12 oz. package I'll cuss as much as I damn well please, CUZ I'M FROM TEXAS!!!

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November 28th, 2007 at 8:10 pm Lusi says:

Burrp...Not even the smell of a T-bone steak in the morning

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November 28th, 2007 at 4:17 am Deffy says:

umm... what?

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November 28th, 2007 at 2:23 am wyse says:

He doesn't like northern sausage. haha

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November 26th, 2007 at 10:58 pm says:

lol first his wife is scottish or whatever then they r texans???...also he doesnt talk for all texans we arent all picky about our meat, we arent all fat, and we all dont have potty mouths...bet his wife loves being called plump

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November 26th, 2007 at 8:48 pm Lobo. says:

Ziggy you don't want to sound like the raving jimmy dean sausage connoisseur!

hes the kind of people that our admin is trying to keep out of this respectable forum! :P

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November 26th, 2007 at 8:20 pm Chase9824 says:

haha this is probably my favorite thing posted on DYOG in the past 4 months

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November 26th, 2007 at 7:48 pm Ziggy says:

sounds like someone gets a bit cranky without their Jimmy Dean sausage.

And Admin, how come you'll post audios with language like that, but still block people from typing it?

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November 26th, 2007 at 6:18 pm cynnicysm says:

jeez, didn't you hear him? he patiently explained that he didn't want to have to buy 2 12oz packaged so they coudl cut costs cause they're the same god****** price

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November 26th, 2007 at 6:00 pm Lobo. says:

ummm why doesnt he just buy more than one package... jees what a moron

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November 26th, 2007 at 12:56 pm chewbaka says:

Is that a sausage wrapped in a chocolate chip pancake on a stick..?

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November 26th, 2007 at 12:17 pm nika says:

Sounds like a man just wants to eat his sausage, eggs and T-bone steak for breakfast- like every normal person.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to maintain 300 lbs..? Or keep your wife at just the right level of plumpness..?

Jimmy Dean people don't have even 12oz of humanity inside them.

:P

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November 26th, 2007 at 11:52 am cynnicysm says:

i haven't stopped laughing yet. i was fine righ tup until he said good bye, he was doing great till then. you know this poor guy just popped that 12 oz package out of the fridge and went "aw there just ain't no way!" hahaha that was awesome! plus, he called hsi wife fat too.

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November 26th, 2007 at 11:03 am TopMonkey says:

Mr. Texas has a potty mouth!

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November 26th, 2007 at 10:43 am Shakuras says:

Hey, if he wants his god**** sausage, give him his god**** sausage

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