Papa Smurf Lives

Papa Smurf Lives
Papa Smurf Lives

Argyria is a rare condition that turns a person’s skin bluish-gray. It’s caused by ingesting silver dust, which some people believe gives them magical medical powers. In reality, it turns them in to something Gargamel wants to eat.


13 Comments:
    13.
    January 24th, 2008 at 7:03 pm spencer jones says:

    This man’s case is obviously an extremely rare one. But it is a good example of what I have been saying for years: In much the same way you wouldn’t eat a half a bottle of vitamins a day unless you want to endure some potentially nasty side effects over time, you also can’t take excessive amounts of colloidal silver daily without eventually provoking a nasty side effect called argyria. Most people are intelligent enough not to take the kind of huge daily dosages that would be necessary to stain your skin like this man has apparently done over the course of the past 14 years. But there are still many web sites out there that claim colloidal silver has “no side effects whatsoever” and that you can “drink all you want with no risk.” Those are blatantly untrue statements. And I have indeed been sounding the alarm against such statements for years.

    For those interested in learning more about colloidal silver dosage, please visit our web site at http://www.thesilveredge.com and download our FREE special report titled “What’s the “Safest” Daily Dosage for Colloidal Silver?” which uses the EPA’s (Environmental Protection Agency) own figures to determine how much colloidal silver is safe to take daily. Just use the link in the located in the upper left-hand corner of the home page.


    12.
    January 3rd, 2008 at 12:19 pm Kingtj15 says:

    Poop nugget.


    11.
    January 3rd, 2008 at 6:28 am RocK says:

    i would start trying to be blue but i think it would make it hard to go outside and not get looked at funny.


    10.
    January 2nd, 2008 at 8:08 pm Candi says:

    I don't understand y he would want to turn himself blue...and after all of this he still drinks that crap


    9.
    December 23rd, 2007 at 2:07 am Pokey says:

    balls. balls. balls.

    i think its allowed nika :P

    anyhow, this guy is creepy. perhaps he needs therapy?


    8.
    December 22nd, 2007 at 1:38 pm tepest says:

    OMG wheres my silver blue turning magicical gay man dust!!!!!!!! Hey magical smurf with dust of blue skinland......


    7.
    December 22nd, 2007 at 10:53 am tacomaster says:

    wow I didn't even think that was possible


    6.
    December 21st, 2007 at 9:34 pm Original says:

    this guy is one of the kind


    5.
    December 21st, 2007 at 6:14 pm nika says:

    He should start singing blues and make a career out of it..or become a stand up comedian and make jokes about blue balls for example- it's too easy, really.
    Can I say balls here..? I mean, Admin keeps rambling about them.. :P


    4.
    December 21st, 2007 at 3:05 pm thepara says:

    I'm sure he'd find a job if he ever decided to shave his beard and moustache. The Blue Man group is always looking for 'natural' talent.


    3.
    December 21st, 2007 at 1:38 pm Pirotechnix says:

    Hmm...pasty white guy, or cool bluish-gray dude? I know what I'd choose.


    2.
    December 21st, 2007 at 9:14 am bluerocker says:

    So wait...Santa is really a Smurf? I'm so confused. :(


    1.
    December 21st, 2007 at 7:53 am chewbaka says:

    I love the title they gave him with the graphics. It's like his professional occupation.
    Paul Karason
    -Blue Man



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