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Not a Good Funeral
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When I die, I want my funeral to be classy and respectful. And when my casket is lowered into the sweet mother earth, I WANT TO DRAG MY FAMILY MEMBERS DOWN IN AFTER ME. Oh wait, no I don’t want that.

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June 18th, 2007 at 9:47 pm edboyxd says:

that really wasnt that funny. sad, almost

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June 15th, 2007 at 10:45 pm Don says:

yea seriously! it was pretty funny to me but i just laugh easily...Mortal combat on my forum page cha-ching. Oh HE DIDNT DIE from the falling coffinso feel better he was acually laughing

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June 15th, 2007 at 10:27 pm ShadoCrytr says:

Will you two take a chill-pill?

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June 15th, 2007 at 10:17 pm Iceman06 says:

i agree with wheelnut
this wasnt that funny
and its pretty disrepectful

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June 14th, 2007 at 1:41 pm bluerocker says:

English not my gooder either.

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June 14th, 2007 at 3:28 am Rebel975 says:

Thanks Monkey. Sometimes I have trouble expressing myself clearly. I am succinct.

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June 13th, 2007 at 11:24 pm Dan says:

i don't know about you guys, but I thought that was pretty funny

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June 13th, 2007 at 3:02 pm Wheelnut says:

I find this disrespectful and this should not be up here, if it were funny, maybe, but I fail to see the humor in this.

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June 13th, 2007 at 2:46 pm The1TrueKnasty says:

What was that noise? WHCIK WHICK WHICKAA-KA!!! Was that a human making that noise? Anyway, that was pretty terrible.

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June 13th, 2007 at 11:22 am TopMonkey says:

cynnicysm,
By that, Rebel meant to say you don't form perfect sentences because your sentence was also poorly formed. I'm explaining just because I'm not sure you understood, and I want to help out.
TopMonkey

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June 12th, 2007 at 10:17 pm Rebel975 says:

cynnicysm says: you all form such perfect sentences

Uh huh... so do you. *Eyeroll.*

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June 12th, 2007 at 7:56 pm Links says:

i didnt understand a thing..should i be glad :P

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June 12th, 2007 at 7:08 pm cynnicysm says:

you all form such perfect sentences

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June 12th, 2007 at 7:04 pm Chelsie H. says:

how absolutly horrified the family must have been after that. It's hard enough to loose someone and be at their funeral, then to fall in the hole with them must amplify it by like 50000000000........

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June 12th, 2007 at 6:20 pm Don says:

i got a better burial i will be sitting in the church waving at people by strings... i'll be like a puppet... then the song "do the hustle" will play and me and 10 guys in master chief costumes will dance that dance then thriller... thats a burial.

oh and pray for that guy who was crushed and someone give him a GET WELL SOON CARD… or HAPPY BIRTHDAY one… somebody send that lady a happy birthday card

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June 12th, 2007 at 4:52 pm warhound says:

wow.... the guy that dropped it got crushed perhaps to death or mainly badly distorted
when i die i wanna go down in stile by taking my still alive brother with me he shall be buried alive *laughs sycoticly*

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June 12th, 2007 at 4:50 pm jotalitarian says:

that was horrible...

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June 12th, 2007 at 4:37 pm shynobi11 says:

Wow...

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June 12th, 2007 at 4:07 pm tacomaster says:

I feel so bad

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June 12th, 2007 at 4:05 pm Shakuras says:

oh snap the person that fell in was a guy? sounded like an angry women

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June 12th, 2007 at 3:22 pm bluerocker says:

nika's right...you never see this kind of thing at cremations. Besides, everybody catching on fire would be a lot worse

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June 12th, 2007 at 1:15 pm Rebel975 says:

That's the way to do it. Drop the chocolate coffin and dive underneath it.

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June 12th, 2007 at 10:58 am TopMonkey says:

I want a terra cotta casket, and I want women all around to go "loo loo loo loo loo" until it's dropped and someone falls into my grave and the casket lands on them, perhaps an enemy...alas, I have no enemies so it will have to be a friend or sibling. Either way I want a terra cotta casket.
Nika,
There's no irony for the dead.

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June 12th, 2007 at 10:53 am ShadoCrytr says:

That's a real book, nika!?

o_o sounds interesting.

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June 12th, 2007 at 10:52 am 00-Evan says:

holy crap, it sounds like the guy who fell is being crushed to death.

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June 12th, 2007 at 10:49 am nika says:

No fear of that happening to me: I decided a long time ago I wanna be cremated-right after I read this book: http://www.amazon.com/Buried-Alive-Terrifying-History-Primal/dp/039332222X

o.O

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