It’s Labor Day!

It’s Labor Day!
It’s Labor Day!
categories: Misc

For those of you too lazy to follow the link and read the background of this most excellent holiday, I shall give you an abridged version. There are three rules of Labor Day, and breaking any of them will result in harsh fines, jail time and possible execution. Rule 1) no labor is allowed (this includes shaving and bathing), Rule 2) pants are forbidden, and Rule 3) the television must remain on at all times.

7 Comments:
    7.
    		September 4th, 2007 at 7:04 am bluerocker says:

    Check, check and check! Do I win a prize?

    6.
    		September 3rd, 2007 at 2:28 pm JurassicUtility says:

    Trying to make me learn something on a holiday... How dare you!

    5.
    		September 3rd, 2007 at 8:40 am The123robot says:

    I take the abridged version, but I get to keep my pants!

    4.
    		September 3rd, 2007 at 8:07 am chewbaka says:

    Last Labor Day I got bed sores. This time I remembered the cream.

    3.
    		September 3rd, 2007 at 7:10 am ShadoCrytr says:

    Labor Day, huh? :D

    2.
     
    		September 3rd, 2007 at 7:00 am cerealmonsta says:

    WOOOOOOOO! GO LABOR DAY! (because of it I can be on DYOG, VF, and the forums almost all day. :D

    1.
    		September 3rd, 2007 at 6:20 am 10electro01 says:

    eewwwww reading... i like the abridged version better.


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