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I don’t think France is a country.
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Kellie Pickler, from American Idol, appeared on the game show Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?, and well, she wasn’t. Honestly, I’m not sure if she’s smarter than a lamp shade.

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April 3rd, 2011 at 6:51 am nika says:

I thought about it. Came to a conclusion she is still very stupid. And so greedy she's willing to act even more stupid than she is.

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April 3rd, 2011 at 4:22 am wyse says:

Someone's got an Internet girlfriend.

April 3rd, 2011 at 12:20 am Judge says:

Kellie Pickler is not stupid, she is a very smart woman who milks the "dumb blond" stereotype for all its worth, and probably earns more money than most if not all of the people who post on this site. Think about it.

January 19th, 2008 at 7:42 pm Bob Smith says:

i never really got the meaning of this show.

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December 14th, 2007 at 1:35 am Original says:

she is da fail

December 14th, 2007 at 1:08 am Guppie Buddie says:

This video made my ears bleed.

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December 6th, 2007 at 1:19 pm Iceman06 says:

I think the goverment oughtta put a ban on reproducing for certain individuals

and yeah that show has some things i still don't know

December 5th, 2007 at 8:05 pm GNux says:

The entire time I had my head in my hands... thinking of how much it hurt to listen to that. The show is obviosly fake, their third grade geography questions have stuff that I probably could have guessed only in sixth grade, but still... stuff like this reminds me of a quote from a Tom Clancy-sponsored novel.
The gene pool could use a bit tidying up, but we'd quickly run out of ammo.

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December 5th, 2007 at 1:33 pm Iceman06 says:

Yeah but its mostly France
I wonder how she manages to breathe...

December 5th, 2007 at 12:58 pm cynnicysm says:

didn't i just watch a video somewhere of this guy on the french version of who wants to be a millionaire say he thought that the sun revolved around the earth? he had 4 choices, moon, sun, mars, and like...saturn or something, he had no clue. took the 50/50, got down to moon and sun, asked the audience...the audience was split 50/50 on the two. he guessed the sun and lost and went home with money...which means this was not the 100$ question, this was a question after the 1000$ people all over the world are stupid, not just here in america.

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December 5th, 2007 at 11:00 am StarWarsfreak117 says:

Well she says I dont thhink France is a country. and I say I dont think that you will ever earn your masters degree in PRESCHOOL!

~Vivo la Viva loca~

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December 4th, 2007 at 10:56 pm Darkgirl says:

i dont know which is dumber jeff foxworthy or kellie pickler i mean serouisly "is France a country?" stupid people...

December 4th, 2007 at 9:50 pm Mick says:

Heh, I don't think this is fake! Like the way she said 'I thought Europe was a country!' I often hear stupid people say similar things. (For example 5 out of 6 every day garden variety doofusses will either think Africa is a country, or believe it if you tell them it is.)

Now it COULD be that she isn't that stupid, but just utterly ignorant on geography. But I'm guessing she really is none to bright at all. (And probably would be similarly dim-witted on just about any subject you'd throw at her. That woman will never win a round of trivial pursuit.)

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December 4th, 2007 at 9:11 pm cerealmonsta says:

Lobo: I thought the woman thing was hilarious and true. ;)

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December 4th, 2007 at 7:33 pm Rose says:

hahaha...hilarious moment on the show! oh i love the ppl they have on this show! if u think its a great show like i do...then VOTE for it to win the People's Choice Award for Best Game Show...go to

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December 4th, 2007 at 7:38 am nika says:

I wouldn't be surprised if she's musical: autistic people are usually amazing in one thing- math, painting, cooking.. etc.
At the same time they can't tie their own shoes.

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December 4th, 2007 at 4:00 am thepara says:

The funny thing about her is that she's dumb and she knows it. But she doesn't play it as an excuse to just do dumb things (a la Paris Hilton). She's cute in an aw shucks kinda way.

At the same time, she's smart, if that makes sense. I remember seeing her on Idol when she was on. Musically, she picked up on things quite quickly.

So I guess you'd call her dumb with the potential to be smart. LOL

Still, I love the "just being a woman." comment.

December 4th, 2007 at 3:29 am For God's Holy Sake says:

I learned this stuff in 2nd a part of religion class from where certain saints come from (I go to catholic school) But seriously. "Is France a country?"

No Kellie. Paris is in fact the name of a famous neighborhood in the subdivision of France. It's in Turkey. >.>

Stupid woman.

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December 4th, 2007 at 2:38 am BETPiece2010 says:

Yeah, I never liked that show, because you NEVER learned this stuff in 5th grade! They obviously teach the kids what will be on the questions before the show. I mean, there is no way they really got that from 5th grade text books.

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December 4th, 2007 at 1:55 am Lobo. says:

ok... shes a moron..

and the game show host isn't much smarter "that's what you call a woman." wtf!? why would someone say something like that on TV? hes not exactly a charming show host

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December 4th, 2007 at 1:34 am cerealmonsta says:

"No thats just being a woman." LOL
Anyway...going up a couple posts, the No child left behind act is bad, because having every child learn at the same rate is impossible. One kid who either does not care about his grade/being retarded will not learn as fast as the overachieving kid who wants to learn. This holds the geniouses back, which in turn would hold our innovations back, because people would not be inventing them.

This can also be called "lowering the standards"

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December 4th, 2007 at 12:53 am duckwariorrandom says:

Alright, I must say that is not what I learned in third grade, not even fifth, but:
I thought Europe was a country.
Is France a country?

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December 3rd, 2007 at 10:00 pm BETPiece2010 says:

That's worse than the Ms. South Carolina video!

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December 3rd, 2007 at 9:18 pm Links says:

i honestly believe that this is fake, that she faked it or so, am i the only one? No1 can be that ..hmm..ignorant?

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December 3rd, 2007 at 7:31 pm bluerocker says:

Ordered from smartest to dumbest.
1. Sack of rocks
2. Lamp shade
3. Sack of door knobs
4. Jeff Foxworthy
1482. Gelatinous ooze
1483. Kellie Pickler

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December 3rd, 2007 at 6:46 pm HB Feermaster says:

She's like a sack of door knobs.

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December 3rd, 2007 at 6:41 pm dude888 says:

"I've heard of Turkey, but Hungary?" lmao

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December 3rd, 2007 at 3:02 pm 10electro01 says:

Such an insult to lamp shades...

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December 3rd, 2007 at 2:57 pm nika says:

With a rule like 'no one gets left behind' you get a whole nation that's left behind from the rest of the civilized world.

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December 3rd, 2007 at 2:39 pm chewbaka says:

About the host, Jeff Foxworthy has no business hosting a game show. He is bad at it. This goes for Richard Karn hosting Family Feud too and every new game show on that channel for game shows.

There are no more Bob Barkers.

But the contestants are dumber than ever.

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December 3rd, 2007 at 12:24 pm sim says:

i don't think schools should have the no one left behind rule. just so idiots like her can be edumacated properly, no matter how long it takes.

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December 3rd, 2007 at 11:02 am nika says:

Like I wrote on VF: the host is not the sharpest tool in the shed either- Hungary is not pronounced 'hungry'.
As far as she goes: she should be stopped from procreating.

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December 3rd, 2007 at 10:41 am Shakuras says:

wow she's just... hmm.... I don't wanna insult retards so I'm not quite sure what to call her.

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